Green Sprout Massage

11/04/2025

In this house, we imagine people complexly 😤

The commenters calling me unhinged and brain dead on a video about avoiding exposing my infant to covid? I imagine they’re scared to acknowledge that they might still be in danger from a virus society has decided to ignore

The commenters who laugh at “liberals crying over a cold”? I imagine they’ve been laughed at for their deeply held beliefs by people who don’t agree with their politics

The commenter who said I deserve to have my child talen away from me? Okay I’m actually having a hard time imagining my way around that one, and ultimately I’m just grateful to not be living a life that leads me to leave horrible comments for newly postpartum moms to read

I’m sure I don’t get it right all the time, but I’m doing my best to choose kindness and curiosity

Is it too much to hope the ripples of my choices will somehow influence the toxic cesspools of social media? 😅

04/26/2025

Seriously tho, get on my schedule before I can’t reach over my belly!! 😅 happy to strategize on self-care options for maintenance in my absence, and I’ll have some recommendations for other local massage therapists who might suit your unique needs while I’m on maternity leave.

And if you wanna be the first to know when I return, make sure you’re signed up for ’s email list! I’m planning for January or February, but might start seeing a few clients a bit sooner, depending on how I feel ☺️

02/26/2025

March and April are officially available for online booking! And spots are going fast-- only eleven appointments left in March, so book now to reserve your time.

Booking link: https://greensproutmassage.noterro.com/

09/22/2024

New session alert! Created specifically for people who spend way too much time sitting at a desk, this 75 minute treatment starts with gentle holds targeting the most common areas of tension: those knots at the tops of shoulders, tightness in the neck, and stiffness or pain in the low back. (If you've never experienced DermoNeuroModulation, this part will feel like magic!)

Once the tension has melted away, soothing Swedish massage strokes help relieve any mental stress still lingering from the workday.

Snag one of our Wednesday night spots for a midweek refresh, or book a Saturday slot for an end-of-week celebration! Limited Sunday appointments available at the end of the month. Book now to secure yourself the relaxation and reset you deserve! Your shoulders will thank you 😉

Book an appointment for Desk Work Decompress

05/05/2024

It's May already!?! Slow down and relax with some time on the massage table! Whether you've got pain and tension to address or just need a mental break, we've got you covered. Come experience relief like no other, in the hands of Clark County's ONLY DermoNeuroModulation specialist-- trust us when we say you've gotta feel it to believe it! ✨

https://greensproutmassage.noterro.com/

therapeutic massage vancouver wa relaxation pain relief

04/03/2024

Get pampered this weekend with Vancouver's ONLY dermoneuromodulation specialist! This unique approach to pain relief is gentle, effective, and creates changes that LAST. Deeper relaxation without the discomfort of deep pressure, you've gotta feel it to believe it!

03/11/2024

Very limited availability for the rest of March! Book now to secure your spot experiencing the magic of deep relaxation and DermoNeuroModulation.

Link to book:
https://greensproutmassage.noterro.com/