Green Sprout Massage

04/27/2026

This poem has been floating around in my brain for approximately a decade 🪻

I just love the idea of abandoning the administrative parts of life and just…existing. In a field. Being lovely. 🌸

Isn’t that what we’re made for? 🌻

It’s one reason I love my work so much: massage returns us to the present moment, to our physical selves 🪷

And as the one giving the massage, I get that benefit too, of being in the moment 🌼

It’s co-regulation, my nervous system and yours, slowing down and existing together in this space 💐

Book yourself some time on my table, and let’s bloom together 😌

04/24/2026

My heart 🥹🥹🥹

I often get this question from clients who have seen me a few times, and who have expressed deep gratitude for my work

And then one day, mid-session, I see it suddenly occur to them: Chloe can’t massage herself, so who gives HER a massage?

It always feels like it comes from a place of appreciation for my work and care for me as a fellow human

Like my clients want to make sure someone is taking as good of care of me as I take of them 🥹

Tbh, I don’t prioritize massage nearly as much as I should (and as a new mom I certainly don’t have the time!) but if I could, I’d be hopping on the tables of and .lmt, both of whom demonstrate a deep commitment of care to their clients 🫶🏼

03/18/2026

Comfort > arbitrary fashion rules

I thought I’d have to battle negative thoughts about my body not “bouncing back” to pre-baby shape, but mostly it just makes sense that I would be different now?? 😅

I grew an entire human!! Of course my body is different!

Everything is different, yet some things stay the same, like the security I feel in my and the delight I feel in my socks

And icyww, my FloMask filter is decorated with temporary tattoos! Such a fun way to customize my mask 🌸

11/04/2025

In this house, we imagine people complexly 😤

The commenters calling me unhinged and brain dead on a video about avoiding exposing my infant to covid? I imagine they’re scared to acknowledge that they might still be in danger from a virus society has decided to ignore

The commenters who laugh at “liberals crying over a cold”? I imagine they’ve been laughed at for their deeply held beliefs by people who don’t agree with their politics

The commenter who said I deserve to have my child talen away from me? Okay I’m actually having a hard time imagining my way around that one, and ultimately I’m just grateful to not be living a life that leads me to leave horrible comments for newly postpartum moms to read

I’m sure I don’t get it right all the time, but I’m doing my best to choose kindness and curiosity

Is it too much to hope the ripples of my choices will somehow influence the toxic cesspools of social media? 😅

04/26/2025

Seriously tho, get on my schedule before I can’t reach over my belly!! 😅 happy to strategize on self-care options for maintenance in my absence, and I’ll have some recommendations for other local massage therapists who might suit your unique needs while I’m on maternity leave.

And if you wanna be the first to know when I return, make sure you’re signed up for ’s email list! I’m planning for January or February, but might start seeing a few clients a bit sooner, depending on how I feel ☺️

02/26/2025

March and April are officially available for online booking! And spots are going fast-- only eleven appointments left in March, so book now to reserve your time.

Booking link: https://greensproutmassage.noterro.com/

09/22/2024

New session alert! Created specifically for people who spend way too much time sitting at a desk, this 75 minute treatment starts with gentle holds targeting the most common areas of tension: those knots at the tops of shoulders, tightness in the neck, and stiffness or pain in the low back. (If you've never experienced DermoNeuroModulation, this part will feel like magic!)

Once the tension has melted away, soothing Swedish massage strokes help relieve any mental stress still lingering from the workday.

Snag one of our Wednesday night spots for a midweek refresh, or book a Saturday slot for an end-of-week celebration! Limited Sunday appointments available at the end of the month. Book now to secure yourself the relaxation and reset you deserve! Your shoulders will thank you 😉

Book an appointment for Desk Work Decompress

05/05/2024

It's May already!?! Slow down and relax with some time on the massage table! Whether you've got pain and tension to address or just need a mental break, we've got you covered. Come experience relief like no other, in the hands of Clark County's ONLY DermoNeuroModulation specialist-- trust us when we say you've gotta feel it to believe it! ✨

https://greensproutmassage.noterro.com/

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04/03/2024

Get pampered this weekend with Vancouver's ONLY dermoneuromodulation specialist! This unique approach to pain relief is gentle, effective, and creates changes that LAST. Deeper relaxation without the discomfort of deep pressure, you've gotta feel it to believe it!

03/11/2024

Very limited availability for the rest of March! Book now to secure your spot experiencing the magic of deep relaxation and DermoNeuroModulation.

Link to book:
https://greensproutmassage.noterro.com/