Big Schlim Food Reviewer

Big Schlim Food Reviewer I go to spots. I get their food. I let y’all know what it’s hittin on…that’s it.
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05/20/2026

A good friend told me about this supermarket that has an eatery in it. I promised that I would pull up, & today is the day!! Spoiler Alert…it’s good food, & prices!! Let’s Go!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 8450 Baltimore National Pike Suite 170, Ellicott City M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Drinks ($3.99 A mango Lassi, Cold pressed orange juice, & rose milk). All of these drinks HIT!!

STAMP!! Their Chicken Biryani ($16.99 with a mix of basmati rice, seasoned chicken, an egg, onions, gravy, & yogurt). Well seasoned, & that gravy had some serious heat to it!!

STAMP!! Their Mysore Bonda ($7.99 it’s a fried curry fritter with hot, peanut, & mild sauce). Fluffy, & crispy on the outside.

DELICIOUS. Their Medu Vada ($8.99 a savory fritter with a spicy black lentil soup). Less sweet, & fluffy than the Bonda, just good.

LIKE THAT! *Thursday’s Only*Their Bhindi Masala Dosa ($11.99 a huge spicy thin crepe with a curry potato filling). The crepe is spicy, & the potatoes savory!!

STAMP!! Their Garlic Naan ($2.99 garlic buttered flatbread). Garlicky, buttery DELICIOUSNESS!!

STAMP!! Their Butter Chicken ($14.99 a spicy tomato based curried chicken). Some of the best buttered chicken I’ve had!!

STAMP!! Their Chicken Panini ($11.99 with spiced chicken, veggies, a chipotle mayo, & chips). Well spiced savory chicken, & flavorful veggies!!

STAMP!! Their Tandoori Chicken ($14.99 marinated overnight, & slow roasted spicy chicken). Spicy, tender, & outright tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Butter Chicken Pizza ($14.99 with butter chicken, jalapenos, olives, peppers, mozzarella, & old Delhi butter chicken sauce). Buttery, a nice mild curry flavor, & a tasty crust!!

STAMP!! Their Desserts ($4.99 each for their milk chocolate, & dark chocolate cakes, & $2 for their Jalebi a sweet pretzel like snack). The cakes HIT…the Jalebi tasted like a candied funnel cake…STAMP!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Go explore, & experience!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS

A good friend told me about this supermarket that has an eatery in it. I promised that I would pull up, & today is the d...
05/20/2026

A good friend told me about this supermarket that has an eatery in it. I promised that I would pull up, & today is the day!! Spoiler Alert…it’s good food, & prices!! Let’s Go!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 8450 Baltimore National Pike Suite 170, Ellicott City M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Drinks ($3.99 A mango Lassi, Cold pressed orange juice, & rose milk). All of these drinks HIT!!

STAMP!! Their Chicken Biryani ($16.99 with a mix of basmati rice, seasoned chicken, an egg, onions, gravy, & yogurt). Well seasoned, & that gravy had some serious heat to it!!

STAMP!! Their Mysore Bonda ($7.99 it’s a fried curry fritter with hot, peanut, & mild sauce). Fluffy, & crispy on the outside.

DELICIOUS. Their Medu Vada ($8.99 a savory fritter with a spicy black lentil soup). Less sweet, & fluffy than the Bonda, just good.

LIKE THAT! *Thursday’s Only*Their Bhindi Masala Dosa ($11.99 a huge spicy thin crepe with a curry potato filling). The crepe is spicy, & the potatoes savory!!

STAMP!! Their Garlic Naan ($2.99 garlic buttered flatbread). Garlicky, buttery DELICIOUSNESS!!

STAMP!! Their Butter Chicken ($14.99 a spicy tomato based curried chicken). Some of the best buttered chicken I’ve had!!

STAMP!! Their Chicken Panini ($11.99 with spiced chicken, veggies, a chipotle mayo, & chips). Well spiced savory chicken, & flavorful veggies!!

STAMP!! Their Tandoori Chicken ($14.99 marinated overnight, & slow roasted spicy chicken).

STAMP!! Their Butter Chicken Pizza ($14.99 with butter chicken, jalapenos, olives, peppers, mozzarella, & old Delhi butter chicken sauce). Buttery, a nice mild curry flavor, & a tasty crust!!

STAMP!! Their Desserts ($4.99 each for their milk chocolate, & dark chocolate cakes, & $2 for their Jalebi a sweet pretzel like snack). The cakes HIT…the Jalebi tasted like a candied funnel cake…STAMP!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Go explore, & experience!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

05/19/2026

So this cake pop business jumped in my inbox, & asked me to check their products out!! Yep, I pulled up!! This weekend they were at but check their Instagram to find out where they will be!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 301 West 29th St., Baltimore M.D.
Items Reviewed:
*One Cake Pop for $5, Five for $20, & a dozen for $45*
STAMP!! Their Strawberry Cake Pop (with strawberry icing, & strawberry cake). Super moist, I tasted real strawberry in this, & evenly sweet!!

STAMP!! Their Double Chocolate Salted Caramel Cake Pop (with chocolate icing, chocolate cake, & salted caramel drizzle). super Chocolaty, balance caramel with that salt, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Red Velvet Cake Pop (with a white chocolate icing, & red velvet cake). Thick, sweet, & completely delectable!! I tasted this one the day after this review!!

STAMP!! Their Funfetti Cake Pop (with white chocolate frosting, & yellow birthday cake, cake). Sweet, moist, a melt in your mouth cake pop!!

STAMP!! Their Lemon Blueberry Cake Pop (with a blueberry icing, lemon cake, & real blueberries in the cake). My absolute favorite from this company, lemony, moist, & that burst of juice from the real blueberry did it for me!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Rough!!
Recommendations: You can’t go wrong with ANY of these Cake Pops!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

So this cake pop business jumped in my inbox, & asked me to check their products out!! Yep, I pulled up!! This weekend t...
05/19/2026

So this cake pop business jumped in my inbox, & asked me to check their products out!! Yep, I pulled up!! This weekend they were at but check their Instagram to find out where they will be!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 301 West 29th St., Baltimore M.D.
Items Reviewed:
*One Cake Pop for $5, Five for $20, & a dozen for $45*
STAMP!! Their Strawberry Cake Pop (with strawberry icing, & strawberry cake). Super moist, I tasted real strawberry in this, & evenly sweet!!

STAMP!! Their Double Chocolate Salted Caramel Cake Pop (with chocolate icing, chocolate cake, & salted caramel drizzle). super Chocolaty, balance caramel with that salt, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Red Velvet Cake Pop (with a white chocolate icing, & red velvet cake). Thick, sweet, & completely delectable!! I tasted this one the day after this review!!

STAMP!! Their Funfetti Cake Pop (with white chocolate frosting, & yellow birthday cake, cake). Sweet, moist, a melt in your mouth cake pop!!

STAMP!! Their Lemon Blueberry Cake Pop (with a blueberry icing, lemon cake, & real blueberries in the cake). My absolute favorite from this company, lemony, moist, & that burst of juice from the real blueberry did it for me!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Rough!!
Recommendations: You can’t go wrong with ANY of these Cake Pops!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

05/18/2026

Good Folks!! I drive by this spot all the time, & didn’t realize what was driving by!! This cafe has a mother store in Capitol Heights that’s been there for years. They are now on the SouthSide, with good food…LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 2323 MLK Jr. Ave, S.E. Washington D.C.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Raspberry Lemonade ($4.95). Super fresh!! Tasty, & just right!!

STAMP!! Their Strawberry Smoothie ($5.95 with bananas, & strawberries). Again, super fresh, thick, sweet, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Curry Chicken Salad ($12.95 cool curry chicken with tomato, & lettuce on a croissant with chips). Flavorful, thick, savory, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Shrimp Alfredo ($19.95 with Parmesan cheese, broccoli, shrimp, garlic bread, & a side salad). The Alfredo was made in house, fresh, bread, a fresh salad, super tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Southern Breakfast ($13.95 with beef bacon, cheesy eggs, buttered grits, & toast). Tasty beef bacon, well whipped cheesy eggs, & the grits needed a tad bit more flavor…DELICIOUS.

STAMP!! Their Wings ($10.95 for 5 of their Mumbo sauced wings, & I got a sample of their Addis, *Addis Ababa in Ethiopia* Berbere spiced wings). Both were crispy, well sauced, but the Berbere wings, spicy, got me!!

STAMP!! Their Chicken Steak n Cheese ($14.95 with grilled onions, green peppers, & fries). Meaty, cheesy, & well seasoned!!

STAMP!! Their Desserts ($4.95 for their strawberry buttercream cupcake, & $4.95 for their Peach Cobbler Cupcake with a meringue buttercream, a streusel in middle, & streusel on the cream, $5.25 for their Peach Cobbler with streusel, & $3.75 for their Vegan Lemon Olive Oil Cake with Rosemary). All of these sweets are a HIT!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Rough!!
Recommendations: Get what I got!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

Good Folks!! I drive by this spot all the time, & didn’t realize what was driving by!! This cafe has a mother store in C...
05/18/2026

Good Folks!! I drive by this spot all the time, & didn’t realize what was driving by!! This cafe has a mother store in Capitol Heights that’s been there for years. They are now on the SouthSide, with good food…LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 2323 MLK Jr. Ave, S.E. Washington D.C.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Raspberry Lemonade ($4.95). Super fresh!! Tasty, & just right!!

STAMP!! Their Strawberry Smoothie ($5.95 with bananas, & strawberries). Again, super fresh, thick, sweet, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Curry Chicken Salad ($12.95 cool curry chicken with tomato, & lettuce on a croissant with chips). Flavorful, thick, savory, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Shrimp Alfredo ($19.95 with Parmesan cheese, broccoli, shrimp, garlic bread, & a side salad). The Alfredo was made in house, fresh, bread, a fresh salad, super tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Southern Breakfast ($13.95 with beef bacon, cheesy eggs, buttered grits, & toast). Tasty beef bacon, well whipped cheesy eggs, & the grits needed a tad bit more flavor…DELICIOUS.

STAMP!! Their Wings ($10.95 for 5 of their Mumbo sauced wings, & I got a sample of their Addis, *Addis Ababa in Ethiopia* Berbere spiced wings). Both were crispy, well sauced, but the Berbere wings, spicy, got me!!

STAMP!! Their Chicken Steak n Cheese ($14.95 with grilled onions, green peppers, & fries). Meaty, cheesy, & well seasoned!!

STAMP!! Their Desserts ($4.95 for their strawberry buttercream cupcake, & $4.95 for their Peach Cobbler Cupcake with a meringue buttercream, a streusel in middle, & streusel on the cream, $5.25 for their Peach Cobbler with streusel, & $3.75 for their Vegan Lemon Olive Oil Cake with Rosemary). All of these sweets are a HIT!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Rough!!
Recommendations: Get what I got!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

05/14/2026

My $2 a minutes (my daughter & niece) are back from college, & they had a plan for ME! They found this tea spot, we jumped in the V8, & pulled up!! They said I could review…so that’s exactly what I did!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 860 Festival St., Rockville M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Snowy Jasmine Tea ($7.99 with Jasmine green tea, Jasmine whipped cream, fresh milk, & cocoa nubs). Floral, mildly like a shake, sweet, & tasty!! This was my drink!!

STAMP!! Their White Champaca Milk Tea ($6.99 with Champaca Green Tea, & fresh milk). So my daughter dipped into this one, she STAMPED it, saying it taste like sweet, creamy cereal milk!!

STAMP!! Their Pistachio White Champaca Coconut Tea ($7.99 with Champaca Green Tea, Coconut Water, & sweet Pistachio cheese). My niece had this one, & she STAMPED it!! She said that the tea is strong in this one, it’s creamy, & sweet!!

STAMP!! Their Tongmu Lapu Boba Tea ($6.99 with Black Tea, fresh milk, chocolate dusted, with boba at the bottom). Warm boba, cold tea, sweet, & chocolaty!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent. They have a garage.
Recommendations: Try any of their teas!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

My $2 a minutes (my daughter & niece) are back from college, & they had a plan for ME! They found this tea spot, we jump...
05/14/2026

My $2 a minutes (my daughter & niece) are back from college, & they had a plan for ME! They found this tea spot, we jumped in the V8, & pulled up!! They said I could review…so that’s exactly what I did!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 860 Festival St., Rockville M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Snowy Jasmine Tea ($7.99 with Jasmine green tea, Jasmine whipped cream, fresh milk, & cocoa nubs). Floral, mildly like a shake, sweet, & tasty!! This was my drink!!

STAMP!! Their White Champaca Milk Tea ($6.99 with Champaca Green Tea, & fresh milk). So my daughter dipped into this one, she STAMPED it, saying it taste like sweet, creamy cereal milk!!

STAMP!! Their Pistachio White Champaca Coconut Tea ($7.99 with Champaca Green Tea, Coconut Water, & sweet Pistachio cheese). My niece had this one, & she STAMPED it!! She said that the tea is strong in this one, it’s creamy, & sweet!!

STAMP!! Their Tongmu Lapu Boba Tea ($6.99 with Black Tea, fresh milk, chocolate dusted, with boba at the bottom). Warm boba, cold tea, sweet, & chocolaty!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent. They have a garage.
Recommendations: Try any of their teas!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

05/12/2026

NEW SPOT ALERT!! I’ve been jih waiting for this barbecue spot in Columbia Maryland to open up. Guess what? They opened!! They also did not disappoint!! All I have to say is GET THERE!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 6000 Merriweather Dr., Columbia M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their 3 Meat Sampler ($26.90 for a sample of their brisket, a sausage link, pulled pork, baked beans, slaw, pickled veggies, & a beverage). The brisket was nice, & meaty, LIKE THAT! The sausage was flavorful, the pork was tender, & beans tasty!!

STAMP!! Their 2 Meat Sampler ($21.90 for a sample of their bbq pork ribs, chipotle bbq chicken, cornbread, Brussel sprouts, pickled veggies, & a beverage). Look here…STAMP this whole platter!! Well prepared ribs, mildly spicy chicken, fluffy cornbread, & perfectly flash fried sprouts!!

STAMP!! Their Dirty Fries ($12.75 for fries topped with bbq pulled pork, chili lime sauce, red onions, & scallions). So the fries did not get mushy!! They stayed crisp, & with the toppings…perfect!!

STAMP!! Their Dirty Brisket Bowl ($13.95 with rice, brisket, spicy chili lime drizzle, scallions, & red onions). Well seasoned brisket, plenty of rice, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Mac n Cheese Fritters ($7.95 fried Mac n cheese balls with a spicy chili aioli). With this mac breaded, & fried with that dip…STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Spicy Wings ($10.95 for 6 wings with celery, & ranch). Well seasoned, crisp, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Fries ($4.95). These jonts stayed crispy!!

STAMP!! Their Mac n Cheese ($4.95 for a small side). Pretty damn good Mac!! Not esthetically pleasing, but nice, & cheesy with a homemade feel.
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: DECENT. But ROUGH when it gets packed
Recommendations: Their chicken, pulled pork, & sides.
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

NEW SPOT ALERT!! I’ve been jih waiting for this barbecue spot in Columbia Maryland to open up. Guess what? They opened!!...
05/12/2026

NEW SPOT ALERT!! I’ve been jih waiting for this barbecue spot in Columbia Maryland to open up. Guess what? They opened!! They also did not disappoint!! All I have to say is GET THERE!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 6000 Merriweather Dr., Columbia M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their 3 Meat Sampler ($26.90 for a sample of their brisket, a sausage link, pulled pork, baked beans, slaw, pickled veggies, & a beverage). The brisket was nice, & meaty, LIKE THAT! The sausage was flavorful, the pork was tender, & beans tasty!!

STAMP!! Their 2 Meat Sampler ($21.90 for a sample of their bbq pork ribs, chipotle bbq chicken, cornbread, Brussel sprouts, pickled veggies, & a beverage). Look here…STAMP this whole platter!! Well prepared ribs, mildly spicy chicken, fluffy cornbread, & perfectly flash fried sprouts!!

STAMP!! Their Dirty Fries ($12.75 for fries topped with bbq pulled pork, chili lime sauce, red onions, & scallions). So the fries did not get mushy!! They stayed crisp, & with the toppings…perfect!!

STAMP!! Their Dirty Brisket Bowl ($13.95 with rice, brisket, spicy chili lime drizzle, scallions, & red onions). Well seasoned brisket, plenty of rice, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Mac n Cheese Fritters ($7.95 fried Mac n cheese balls with a spicy chili aioli). With this mac breaded, & fried with that dip…STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Spicy Wings ($10.95 for 6 wings with celery, & ranch). Well seasoned, crisp, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Fries ($4.95). These jonts stayed crispy!!

STAMP!! Their Mac n Cheese ($4.95 for a small side). Pretty damn good Mac!! Not esthetically pleasing, but nice, & cheesy with a homemade feel.
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: DECENT. But ROUGH when it gets packed
Recommendations: Their chicken, pulled pork, & sides.
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

05/11/2026

Just like YOU, I’ve been seeing this new seafood spot posted up on the south side (S.E. Washington D.C.)!! I had to see what was up!! Not too many spots you can get a seafood boil from that’s black owned on this side!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 2714 Marion Barry Ave., S.E. Washington D.C.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Drinks ($3 each for their lemonade, & a sweet tea). House made, super fresh, wet, cold, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Salmon & Shrimp Cheesesteak ($19 with grilled salmon, grilled shrimp, onions, peppers, cheese, & Yum mayo on a hoagie roll). Thick, perfectly seasoned shrimp, & salmon…it’s got to be the BEST salmon, & shrimp cheesesteak in the city!!

STAMP!! Their Old Bay Fries ($5 for Old bay dusted fresh cut fries). Plentiful, tasty, crisp, & well seasoned!!

STAMP!! Their Becky’s Cheesesteak ($18 with jerk chicken, onions, peppers, cheese, & yum mayo on a hoagie roll). Again, you get a lot of it, mildly spicy, & juicy chicken!! The BEST in the city!!

STAMP!! Their Regular Fries ($5 freshly cut). Their fries are everything…thick, crisp, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Hushpuppies ($5 homemade). There was a sweet glaze, honey like, on the puppies. Slim…STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Firecracker Shrimp ($16 for 5 jumbo shrimp dipped with sweet heat sauce). Huge shrimp, a spicy Buffalo sauce, crispy, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Rasta Pasta ($24 with penne pasta, a creamy Caribbean sauce, grilled chicken, & shaved cheese). Creamy, mildly spicy, with a smoky grilled chicken!!

STAMP!! Their Seafood Boil ($44 with 2 snow crab leg clusters, peeled shrimp, potatoes, corn, eggs, sausage, & their Mix Them All sauce). Now you have a choice of sauces like lemon pepper, garlic butter, Cajun… Good Folks, I shared this with everyone in there…STAMP!! Get this!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: DECENT. But stay aware if you’re not from here.
Recommendations: Get everything i got!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair & differently abled persons friendly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

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