Big Schlim Food Reviewer

11/26/2025

One of my favorite Suya spots has yet another food truck!! I’ve seen them come from their backyard, to one food truck, now they have two!! Nuff said…LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 3200 Queens Chapel Rd., Hyattsville M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Beef Suya ($25 Suya spiced grilled beef with onions, & extra Suya spice). Well seasoned beef, spicy, & flavorful!!

STAMP!! Their Suya Wings ($25 Suya spice grilled wings). Thoroughly cooked, meaty, spicy, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Project Suya Meal Box ($25 with Jollof rice, plantains, & Suya ribs). Nicely charred ribs, spicy, with a savory Jollof rice, & LIKE THAT plantains!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Get their wings, Jollof, beef, & ribs!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/26/2025

One of my favorite Suya spots has yet another food truck!! I’ve seen them come from their backyard, to one food truck, now they have two!! Nuff said…LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 3200 Queens Chapel Rd., Hyattsville M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Beef Suya ($25 Suya spiced grilled beef with onions, & extra Suya spice). Well seasoned beef, spicy, & flavorful!!

STAMP!! Their Suya Wings ($25 Suya spice grilled wings). Thoroughly cooked, meaty, spicy, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Project Suya Meal Box ($25 with Jollof rice, plantains, & Suya ribs). Nicely charred ribs, spicy, with a savory Jollof rice, & LIKE THAT plantains!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Get their wings, Jollof, beef, & ribs!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/25/2025

I’ve been to this smash burger/halal chicken spot several times!! I saw them advertise an alternative meal for this upcoming Thanksgiving. I went to go get it!! Let me know what you think!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 10121 Colesville Rd, Silver Spring M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Friendsgiving Meal ($59 two large waffle fries, an 8 piece fries chicken bucket, 2 classic Bull Burgers-with American cheese, tomato, lettuce, pickles, & their signature sauce, & 2 Original Nashville Chicken Sandwiches-mild flavored with Nashville sauce, pickles, & house slaw). The burgers, & the chicken sandwiches have always been STAMPED!! The fried chicken was crispy, & well seasoned LIKE THAT!! So were the fries.

STAMP!! Their Honey Butter Buzz Chicken Sandwich ($8.99 with fried chicken breast, honey butter, & American cheese). Sweet, savory, I don’t know why…but the cheese works on this sandwich!!

STAMP!! Their Farmhouse Burger ($11.99 two smash patties with a fried egg, crispy onion strings, lettuce, tomato, & their signature sauce). You can’t miss with their burgers, well cooked, meaty, & flavorful!!

STAMP!! Their Chicken & Waffles ($12.99 with 3 strips, waffles, & syrup).

LIKE THAT! Their Pickle Fries ($6.49 battered & fried pickles). Crispy, vinegary, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Mango, & Passionfruit Mojito’s ($4.99 non-alcoholic). Fresh, minty, & juicy!!

STAMP!! Their Coconut Pineapple Shake ($5.99). Thick, rich, & tropical!!

DECENT. Their Mac n Cheese ($4.49). I needed more flavor, & a dense cheese.

DELICIOUS. Their Cornbread ($2.29). Good. That’s it. Good.

STAMP!! Their Orange Lux Cake ($3.99). Like an orange pineapple upside down cake!! Moist, & tasty!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Can’t miss with a burger, & a shake from here!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/25/2025

I’ve been to this smash burger/halal chicken spot several times!! I saw them advertise an alternative meal for this upcoming Thanksgiving. I went to go get it!! Let me know what you think!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 10121 Colesville Rd, Silver Spring M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Friendsgiving Meal ($59 two large waffle fries, an 8 piece fries chicken bucket, 2 classic Bull Burgers-with American cheese, tomato, lettuce, pickles, & their signature sauce, & 2 Original Nashville Chicken Sandwiches-mild flavored with Nashville sauce, pickles, & house slaw). The burgers, & the chicken sandwiches have always been STAMPED!! The fried chicken was crispy, & well seasoned LIKE THAT!! So were the fries.

STAMP!! Their Honey Butter Buzz Chicken Sandwich ($8.99 with fried chicken breast, honey butter, & American cheese). Sweet, savory, I don’t know why…but the cheese works on this sandwich!!

STAMP!! Their Farmhouse Burger ($11.99 two smash patties with a fried egg, crispy onion strings, lettuce, tomato, & their signature sauce). You can’t miss with their burgers, well cooked, meaty, & flavorful!!

STAMP!! Their Chicken & Waffles ($12.99 with 3 strips, waffles, & syrup).

LIKE THAT! Their Pickle Fries ($6.49 battered & fried pickles). Crispy, vinegary, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Mango, & Passionfruit Mojito’s ($4.99 non-alcoholic). Fresh, minty, & juicy!!

STAMP!! Their Coconut Pineapple Shake ($5.99). Thick, rich, & tropical!!

DECENT. Their Mac n Cheese ($4.49). I needed more flavor, & a dense cheese.

DELICIOUS. Their Cornbread ($2.29). Good. That’s it. Good.

STAMP!! Their Orange Lux Cake ($3.99). Like an orange pineapple upside down cake!! Moist, & tasty!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Can’t miss with a burger, & a shake from here!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/22/2025

11/22/2025

I’ve had a few folks inbox me about highlighting healthier options. You know what…they were right!! So…I found this startup that I hear has some top notch vegan eats!! LET’S GO!!
Where I am: .shay
Location Reviewed:
7050 Allentown Rd., Camp Springs M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Marathon Wrap ($22 with fried oyster mushrooms, lettuce, peppers, onions, homemade Cesar sauce, & homemade potato chips). You would not know that this is vegan!! It was so well seasoned, & slightly spicy!! Try this for yourself, & you tell me!!

STAMP!! Their Sunday Service Platter ($25 with sauces up fried oyster mushrooms, vegan mac n cheese, & collards). Again, the fried oyster mushrooms are a HIT!! The vegan Mac was LIKE THAT, nice & cheesy!!

STAMP!! Their Drinks are from ($8 each a hibiscus drink with cinnamon, a hibiscus drink with lemon, a hibiscus with pineapple, & a soursop drink $9). ALL of these HIT, fresh, & flavorful, the cinnamon, & soursop were my favorite!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Get what I got, & you tell me!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/21/2025

If you haven’t been to this Taco spot before, you have no idea what you’re missing!! I wanted to show y’all AGAIN, why you should GET HERE!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 1627 Rockville Pike, Rockville M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Agua Frescas ($3.75 each, a mango, horchata, & seasonal hibiscus Agua Fresca’s). Their Agua Fresca’s HIT every single time!! GET THESE!!

STAMP!! Their Chips n Dip ($ tortilla chips, & Bamba Nacho cheese dip). Fresh tortillas, & saucy better than movie theater nacho cheese dip!!

STAMP!! Their Jeffrey ($8 a long egg roll with carne asada, al pastor, chorizo, chihuahua cheese, peppers, onions, & salsa verde). A staple of theirs!! Meaty, cheesy, & crunchy!!

LIJE THAT! Their Jamaican Beef Patty ($4 a seasoned beef empanada with cheddar, & coconut habanero salsa). Well seasoned, meaty, spicy, I should’ve got more!!

STAMP!! Their Mamba Wings ($10.60 each their dry rub wings, & chili garlic butter wings both with Poblano ranch). Some of the best wings in town, hands down!!

LIKE THAT! Their Roman Meroni Quesadilla ($12 with Al pastor, ham, bacon, chorizo, carne asada, peppers, onions, & cheese). Meaty, cheesy, it tasted like a meat lovers pizza!!

STAMP!! Their Traditional Quesadilla ($8 with carne asada, & chihuahua cheese). Basic, but Bamba basic…tasty!!

11/21/2025

If you haven’t been to this Taco spot before, you have no idea what you’re missing!! I wanted to show y’all AGAIN, why you should GET HERE!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 1627 Rockville Pike, Rockville M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Agua Frescas ($3.75 each, a mango, horchata, & seasonal hibiscus Agua Fresca’s). Their Agua Fresca’s HIT every single time!! GET THESE!!

STAMP!! Their Chips n Dip ($ tortilla chips, & Bamba Nacho cheese dip). Fresh tortillas, & saucy better than movie theater nacho cheese dip!!

STAMP!! Their Jeffrey ($8 a long egg roll with carne asada, al pastor, chorizo, chihuahua cheese, peppers, onions, & salsa verde). A staple of theirs!! Meaty, cheesy, & crunchy!!

LIJE THAT! Their Jamaican Beef Patty ($4 a seasoned beef empanada with cheddar, & coconut habanero salsa). Well seasoned, meaty, spicy, I should’ve got more!!

STAMP!! Their Mamba Wings ($10.60 each their dry rub wings, & chili garlic butter wings both with Poblano ranch). Some of the best wings in town, hands down!!

LIKE THAT! Their Roman Meroni Quesadilla ($12 with Al pastor, ham, bacon, chorizo, carne asada, peppers, onions, & cheese). Meaty, cheesy, it tasted like a meat lovers pizza!!

STAMP!! Their Traditional Quesadilla ($8 with carne asada, & chihuahua cheese). Basic, but Bamba basic…tasty!!

11/20/2025

This spot reached out to me, said they are family owned, & asked for help!! Without hesitation…I pulled up!! Let me tell you, I’m glad I did!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 8736 Belair Rd., Nottingham M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Biscoff Shake ($7.99 with whipped cream, & vanilla ice cream). Cold, sweet, & cookie’ish!!

STAMP!! Their Mango Lassi ($6.99 A yogurt mango drink). Thick like a shake, fruity, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Mint Mojito ($4.99 non-alcoholic). Minty, bubbly goodness!!

STAMP!! Their Samosas ($6.99 filled with potatoes, curry, & veggies). Flavorful, & fulfilling!!

LIKE THAT! Their Tikka Kabob Roll ($13.99 chicken tikka with onions, & house sauce in a wrap). Thick, well seasoned with mild heat!!

STAMP!! Their Tikkaville Fries ($14.99 fries loaded with cheese, fried chicken, jalapenos, & house sauces). Cheesy, spicy, crunchy, & meaty!! Eat these quick!!

STAMP!! Their Chicken Tandoori ($16.99 bone in chicken with basmati rice, with a side salad, & house sauce). Tender, spicy but flavorful chicken, & easy to eat rice!

STAMP!! Their Beef Double ($15.99 with 2 beef patties, American cheese, l.t.o, bbq sauce, fries, & a drink). The burger tastes like a veggie burger…that’s it.

STAMP!! Their Chicken Biryani ($17.99 mild boneless curry chicken on rice, & veggies). Nice & mild, flavorful, & fulfilling!!

DECENT. Spicy Wings ($7.99 for 3 whole spicy wings with bbq sauce). Full of flavor, I just need them cooked harder!!

STAMP!! Gyro Platter ($11.99 lamb meat with tzatziki sauce, rice, & side salad). Perfectly made, tasty, & flavorful!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Try their Drinks, & Gyro!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/19/2025

I’m up in Cross Street Market in Baltimore wanted to review every spot up there!! Well…this ramen spot is one of those places I told myself to get to!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am: .ramen2023
Location Reviewed: 1065 S. Charles St., Baltimore M.D. inside of
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Dashi Tots ($8.95 homemade potato tots with black truffle sea salt, & aioli). Crisp on the outside, warm, & soft on the inside with a tangy aioli!!

STAMP!! Their Pastrami Egg Roll ($6.95 with pastrami, sauerkraut, Swiss). Tender pastrami, cheesy, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Kara-Age Wings ($11.95 Japanese style fried soy sauce glazed wings, & aioli). Crispy, & super flavorful with a creamy dip!

STAMP!! Their Cheesy Crab Rangoon ($9.95 a cream cheese, & mozzarella cheese real crab meat Rangoon with crab salad, & sweet chili sauce). Well cheesed up, crispy, with a tasty real crab salad!!

STAMP!! Their Strawberry Lemonade ($5). Real juice, not drink…STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Classic Ramen ($16.95 with pork belly, marinated soy egg, Bok choy, mushroom, & scallion in a classic shoyu broth).

STAMP!! Their Spicy Red Devil Ramen ($21.95 with brisket, egg, mushrooms, cilantro, onion crunch, sesame seeds, scallions, & shallots in a red chili broth, & spicy habanero oil). Spicy, fulfilling, fresh, with well seasoned brisket!!

STAMP!! Their Mango Smoothie ($8 freshly made). Sweet, fruity, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Crème Brûlée Cheesecake ($8.95 with a raspberry sauce). Creamy, sweet, tasty!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Everything I got at this spot was a HIT!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/19/2025

I’m up in Cross Street Market in Baltimore wanted to review every spot up there!! Well…this ramen spot is one of those places I told myself to get to!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am: .ramen2023
Location Reviewed: 1065 S. Charles St., Baltimore M.D. inside of
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Dashi Tots ($8.95 homemade potato tots with black truffle sea salt, & aioli). Crisp on the outside, warm, & soft on the inside with a tangy aioli!!

STAMP!! Their Pastrami Egg Roll ($6.95 with pastrami, sauerkraut, Swiss). Tender pastrami, cheesy, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Kara-Age Wings ($11.95 Japanese style fried soy sauce glazed wings, & aioli). Crispy, & super flavorful with a creamy dip!

STAMP!! Their Cheesy Crab Rangoon ($9.95 a cream cheese, & mozzarella cheese real crab meat Rangoon with crab salad, & sweet chili sauce). Well cheesed up, crispy, with a tasty real crab salad!!

STAMP!! Their Strawberry Lemonade ($5). Real juice, not drink…STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Classic Ramen ($16.95 with pork belly, marinated soy egg, Bok choy, mushroom, & scallion in a classic shoyu broth).

STAMP!! Their Spicy Red Devil Ramen ($21.95 with brisket, egg, mushrooms, cilantro, onion crunch, sesame seeds, scallions, & shallots in a red chili broth, & spicy habanero oil). Spicy, fulfilling, fresh, with well seasoned brisket!!

STAMP!! Their Mango Smoothie ($8 freshly made). Sweet, fruity, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Crème Brûlée Cheesecake ($8.95 with a raspberry sauce). Creamy, sweet, tasty!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Everything I got at this spot was a HIT!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/18/2025

I’ve been seeing this delicious looking scrapple sandwich on coco bread on my timeline occasionally!! I love scrapple, and it was just time for me to pull up!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 1468 Addison Rd., Capital Heights M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Scrapple Sandwich ($9.50 with 2 pieces of thick cut scrapple, & scrambled cheese eggs in between honey drizzled coconut bread). Excellent!! Thick, savory, & sweet, & huge!!!

STAMP!! Their Walker Mill Jerk Chicken Sandwich ($ with jerk chicken, rice n peas, onions, & jerk gravy in coco bread).

STAMP!! Their Fish Sandwich ($12 about 4 pieces of fried whiting in brioche bread with a garlic sauce, a seafood sauce, & hot sauce).

STAMP!! Their Triple Mix Platter ($35 with 6 fried shrimp, 6 fried mussels, 4 pieces of fried whiting, rice n peas, cabbage, & a roll). Crisp well seasoned fried shrimp, & fish, well fried mussels (which I’m not fond of), tasty cabbage, & rice n peas!!

STAMP!! The Drinks ($3.50 Their Blueberry Lemonade, Half n Half, & Cucumber Ginger Lemonade-$5). All of these were refreshing, real juice, & tasty!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Get any of their seafood, juice, & that scrapple sandwich!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH