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Big Schlim Food Reviewer, Washington D.C., DC (2025)

09/04/2025

Yep I saw this Caribbean spot on my timeline after a fellow reviewer went. Food looked good…I pulled up!! This spot makes its food to order. So sit down, put your phones down, & enjoy!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 1290 Crain Hwy, Bowie M.D.
Items Reviewed:
DECENT. Their Coco Bread (Complimentary when you sit down $3 if you take out). I needed more fluff to this.

STAMP!! Their Virgin Rum Punch ($10 with pineapple, orange, & grenadine). Fruity, & refreshing!!

STAMP!! Their Patties ($ a house made beef patty, & jerk chicken patty). These are DEFINITELY homemade!! Tasty, meaty, & flaky!!

STAMP!! Their Barb Fried Wings ($10 six bbq fried wings, with onions, & peppers). These are grilled, fried, & sauced up!! A MUST HAVE!!

STAMP!! Their Oxtail Flatbread ($25 with cheese, onions, tomatoes, peppers, & marinated oxtail). Plenty of oxtail, cheesy, meaty, & savory!!

STAMP!! Their Festival ($4 a fried bread). Simple but tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Jerk Chicken Entree ($28 with seasoned chicken, rice & peas, & cabbage). Flavorful, & spicy chicken, rice n peas, & cabbage!!

STAMP!! Their Seafood Combo ($28 with fried whiting, Escovitch, plantains, mac n cheese, & sweet n sour shrimp). Perfectly fried whiting, with the spicy Escovitch, & sweet plantains!! The Shrimp was tasty & LIKE THAT!! The Mac was garlicky & DELICIOUS.

STAMP!! Their Rum Cake ($5). Moist, tasty, & sweet!!

STAMP!! Their Triple Chocolate Cake ($5 chocolate layered cake). Chocolaty, tasty, & creamy!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Get them wings, Jerk chicken, & cake!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

09/02/2025

Me & the family were on the way back from minding our business. Hunger hit us right as we got to the area. Traffic was thick, so we stopped, & I Google searched good food. A spot I’ve been to before popped up…LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 3934 Feddlwr Park Dr., Dumfries VA.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Classic Bull Smashed Burger Combo ($15 with 2 halal smashed burgers, American cheese, their signature sauce, lettuce, tomato, pickles, slaw, & a peach mojito). Juicy burgers, classic, just an all out good burger, & STAMP that drink!! That slaw was DECENT.

LIKE THAT! Their Nash & Smash Burger Combo ($ with a Nashville hot chicken breast, a smash patty, American cheese, signature sauce, lettuce, crispy onion strings, waffle fries, & their triple chocolate shake). Different to have a burger, & chicken breast on the same sandwich, but it was tasty. The fries were LIKE THAT!

STAMP!! Their 8 Piece Chicken ($21.99 fried chicken half original, & half spicy). Both crispy, juicy, & tasty!! The spicy ones got heat to them!!

STAMP!! Their Chicken & Waffles ($8.99 freshly made waffles with syrup, & 3 huge chicken breast tenders). Freshly made waffles, & these tenders are always huge, & crisp, I dip them in their honey sriracha!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Their Chicken & smash burgers are a must have!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/31/2025

It’s time for a crab boil, & I found a new’ish spot on my timeline!! They have an all you can eat option, & everything looks like it’s super fresh!! I definitely avoided the city, & took 495!! It’s not complicated…LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 14005 Lee Jackson Memorial Hwy, Chantilly V.A.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Crab Fries ($13.99 fries topped with crab meat, & a crab sauce). Some of the BEST crab fries I’ve had!! Well sauced, & the fries stayed crisp!!

LIKE THAT! Their Wings ($15.99 6 Old Bay wings, & 6 Lemon Pepper Wings). Crispy, not highly seasoned, but good!

STAMP!! Their Crab Boil Starters (with fried shrimp, hush puppies, & crab bites). Classic fried shrimp, mini tasty crab cakes, & freshly fried hush puppies!!

STAMP!! Their All You Can Eat Boil ($55.99 for 2 hours with snow crab legs, blue crabs, headless shrimp, ramen, corn, & potatoes, with mild cajun, & garlic butter sauce). Garlicky, fresh, I could only finish one tray, tasty!!

STAMP! Their Lobster Special ($46.99 with snow crab legs, headless shrimp, lobster tail, corn, & potatoes with all seasoning, & hot). Spicy, fresh, plentiful, & tasty when I got it home!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: The Boils HIT!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/25/2025

I’ve been to a ton of Korean Hotpot’s/Steakhouse’s!! This one takes the cake!! Spoiler Alert…it’s high quality food, service, & ambience in here!! I highly recommend this spot Good Folks…you will not be disappointed!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 106 Founders Ave, Falls Church VA.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Seafood Chive Pancake ($25 with shrimp, cuttlefish, crisp onions, chives, & eggs). Flaky, fluffy, & super tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Fruitpunch Mocktail (included with the steak tour with mango, pineapple, & cranberry). Fresh, refreshing, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Cheese Corn ($12 with Mayo, mozzarella, cheddar, & Tajin). I could eat a bucket of this!! Get it!

STAMP!! Their Seoul Steak Tour ($55 with NY Strip steak, Hanging Tender, Prime Short Rib, & Marinated Rib Finger). I got the NY Strip medium well dipped in their mustard sauce, & Korean hot sauce with salt…STAMP!!
The Hanging Tender cut was super tender!!
The Short Rib was meaty, & tender I only dipped this in the mustard, no salt.
The Marinated Rib needed no dip, it was super flavorful!!

STAMP!! The Sides to the Seoul Steak Tour (with Kongnamul Munchim-Korean bean sprouts, Mixed Veggies, Kimchi, Banchan-with jalapeños-spicy, & pickled radish LIKE THAT, Rice with chili sauce, & Korean Scallions-hot spicy). These ALL complimented the entire meal very well, & were high quality!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Just GO!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/24/2025

I’m back at one of my favorite pizza spots!! They are now working out of a cloud kitchen, & I’m here for it!! I know it’s a lot going on in the city…I went here before all of that started! Good Folks go support our folks!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 1625 Eckington Pl., suite 140 N.E. Washington D.C.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Pesto Veggie Pie ($12 with mushrooms, green & red peppers, onions, with a pesto sauce). A tasty pesto sauce, crisp & fluffy crust, & fresh veggies!!

STAMP!! Their Deep Dish Steak n Cheese Pie ($32 with steak, peppers, onions, & mozzarella cheese). Sweet, savory, cheesy, meaty, with a tasty crust!! You’re eating this pie with a fork!!

STAMP!! Their Wharf Pie ($30 with crab, shrimp, beer cheese, & a seafood aioli). This has to be the BEST seafood pizza I’ve had so far! Meaty, a sharp cheese, & a creamy aioli!!

LIKE THAT! Their Peach Bread Pudding ($8 with a vanilla custard frosting). Warm, with cinnamon, & fresh peaches.

STAMP!! Their Deep Dish Pepperoni Pie ($ a Chicago style deep dish fork pie with mozzarella, pepperoni, & marinara on top). Classic, fluffy edible crust, & cheesy with a tangy sweet marinara!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Try their Wharf pizza!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/21/2025

I told y’all I was coming back to this cloud kitchen in Takoma right? Well guess what? I’m BACK!! I’m just in time too, it’s a whole new fresh food spot in here that I’ve never heard of!! LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 6120 Kansas Ave., N.W. Washington D.C. inside of
Items Reviewed:
LIKE THAT! Their Impossible Spice Bowl ($14.99 with Impossible meat, rice, tomatoes salad, peppers, jalapenos, & house spicy sauce). I couldn’t tell it was meatless protein!! Spicy, fresh, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Signature Golden Hour Bowl ($18.99 with beef tips, eggs, sliced avocados, peppers, & Kinche-cracked wheat mixed with spices). That wheat taste just like a spicy rice!! Tender beef, & their sauce is spicy, & EVERYTHING!!

STAMP!! Their Smoothies ($7.50 Their Berry Blast Smoothie with strawberries, & blueberries, & $8.50 House Special Smoothie with kale, ginger, pineapple, & orange juice). Super fresh, refreshing, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Tibs Sandwich ($12.99 spicy beef tenderloin with onions, tomatoes, jalapeno, & an Ethiopian cottage cheese). Hearty, mildly spicy without the sauce, with a flavorful cheese!!

STAMP!! Their Sun Kissed Crepe ($10.45 with bacon, scrambled eggs, & cheese inside a crepe). This might be my new style of breakfast sandwich!! Get this!!

STAMP!! Their Nutella Crepe ($9.25 with Nutella, Bananas, & chocolate sauce inside a crepe). Perfect fresh ending to this food!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Rough.
Recommendations: Get the Breakfast Crepe, & that sandwich!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/19/2025

Quite a few of y’all have been all up in my inbox about this spot!! I do love a good hibachi, this spot is new, & I’m pulling up!! It’s that simple…LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 6210 Livingston Rd., Oxon Hill M.D.
Items Reviewed:
LIKE THAT!! Their Hibachi Roll ($9.99 with grilled veggies, fried rice, chicken, & a chili teriyaki). Thick, savory, hot, & tasty!

DECENT. Their Chicken Parmesan Bowl ($9.99 with a fried chicken breast, noodles, Parmesan, marinara, & sweet teriyaki sauce). Good chicken, I just needed a more flavor either way this meal.

STAMP!! Their Red Honey Chicken Combo ($ a fried chicken sandwich dipped in their signature red honey sauce, slaw, a chipotle aioli, waffle fries, & a half n half). Good folks…GET THIS!! Spicy, crunchy, a slight curry taste…STAMP!! LIKE THAT fries & drank!!

STAMP!! Fried Chicken Combo ($18 a 4 piece half original, half red honey, with shrimp tempura, & a waffle). Get that red honey…STAMP!! The original chicken was LIKE THAT, the shrimp tempura was DELICIOUS but dipped in that red honey made it LIKE THAT!! STAMP that caramelized waffle!!

STAMP!! Their Hibachi ($13.99 with fried rice, noodles, steak, shrimp, & sweet teriyaki sauce). Perfectly seasoned, & prepared!!

DELICIOUS. Their Shrimp Tempura Roll ($7.99 a sushi roll with fried shrimp, ginger, & wasabi). This was good, that’s it.
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Rough.
Recommendations: Get the Rd Honey chicken sandwich!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/18/2025

I’m back at this Peruvian Chicken spot trying a couple of things I didn’t try before. Oh, I’m also at another location in Clinton Maryland. A few folks told me they was out this way, so…I pulled up!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 6210 Coventry Way, Clinton M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Big Breakfast Platter ($11.99 with turkey bacon, & sausage, scrambled eggs with cheese, & pancakes). All halal, & just flat out tasty!! Fluffy cakes, cheesy eggs, & cooked right protein!!

STAMP!! Their Turkey Bacon Egg n Cheese Croissant ($5.99 with scrambled eggs, & American cheese). Again, well made, it’s a sandwich I’d get again!!

STAMP!! Their Strawberry Banana Smoothie ($6.99 medium). Tasty, thick, & refreshing!!

STAMP!! Their Ice Cream ($3.69 a scoop of birthday cake, & strawberry cheesecake with fudge drizzle). Flavorful, the got 32 flavors!!

STAMP!! Their Bowl ($11.98 with shrimp, chicken, sour cream, cheese, corn, pico de gallo, on fried rice). Well seasoned, & plentiful!!

STAMP!! Their Lomo Saltado ($20.99 with steak, sauteed onions, & tomatoes, rice, gravy, & fries). Tender steak, tasty toppings, & DELICIOUS fries!

STAMP!! Their Fajitas ($18.99 with chicken, steak, & shrimp, tortillas, onions, peppers, limes, & rice). Again, well seasoned, and everything is here!!

STAMP!! Their Lamb Chops ($23.99 with 4 seasoned chops, cheesy potatoes, & rice). Surprisingly tasty, lemony, & garlicky!! The potatoes were DELICIOUS.

STAMP!! Their Peruvian Charcoal Chicken ($14.99 half a chicken, with fried rice, hot & mild sauces, & plantains). A must have!! Juicy flavorful chicken, with LIKE THAT rice!

STAMP!! ($3.50 each). Try these jonts, I’ve had them before!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: DECENT.
Recommendations: Build your own bowl!! Get that Breakfast!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/17/2025

I hear that carries a Mumbo sauce I haven’t tried yet!! I’m pressed to go get some, & try it!! So today…that’s exactly what I did. I got some wings, fries, fish, & shrimp to try it on…LET’S GO!
What I have: Mambo Sauce
Location Reviewed: I’m at a random America’s Best Wings
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Lemon Pepper Wings with Fries ($16.89 I got 10 wings & a bed of fries that I put Wingzza Mambo sauce all over). The sauce siced (made the meal better) this whole meal! This Mambo comes close to what you’re neighborhood spot Mumbo taste like!! Sweet, but savory, red, & tasty!! Get it!

STAMP!! A Seafood Platfer ($19.99 with fried whiting, fried shrimp, & seasoned fries). Again the Mambo sauce definitely enhanced this whole meal, the fish…DECENT, the shrimp DELICIOUS.
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: DECENT.
Recommendations: Get that sauce!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/14/2025

I noticed this taco spot a while back. It caught my eye because it’s a blend of two different cultures food, & I’m ready to try it!! I took the flight (drove) out to Potomac Mills, let’s go see what these halal tacos are hitting on!!
Where I am: .taco
Location Reviewed: 2700 Potomac Mills Cir. Woodbridge M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Churro Oreo Shake ($5.99 with cinnamon churros, Oreos, vanilla ice cream, & chocolate syrup). You’ve never had this before guaranteed!!

LIKE THAT!! Their Chips & Guac ($5.50 Guac with tortilla chips). Very good for mall guac!!

DECENT. Cheese Quesadilla ($10.95 with pico de gallo, cotija cheese, & aioli). I needed a better grade of cheese in this.

STAMP!! Their Chicken Shawarma Nachos ($14.95 with pico, sour cream, jalapenos, cheese, & aioli). Tasty!! These caught me off guard, well marinated chicken shawarma!!

LIKE THAT! Their Chicken Shawarma Nachos Fries ($14.95 with cheese, guac, lettuce, pico, & sour cream). Again…tasty!! Just eat these quick because the fries do get soggy!!

LIKE THAT! Their Steak Tacos (3 for $15.99 with unlimited toppings, I got the Doritos shell, steak, pico, cheese, & hot sauce). Crunchy, spicy, with well marinated beef!!

LIKE THAT! Their Chicken Tacos (3 for $15.99 with unlimited toppings, I got one Doritos taco shell, & 2 regular tortilla shells with pico, chicken, sour cream, & lettuce). Again the Halal proteins are awesomely made!! It makes the taco!!

LIME THAT! Their Chicken Shawarma Burrito ($12.99 with rice, chicken, guac, & pico). Heavy, tasty, & meaty!!

STAMP!! Their Mango Jarritos, & Mango Lassi ($4 each). STAMP these two drinks always!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Rough big mall parking!!
Recommendations: Try them nachos!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/12/2025

This spot caught my attention on social media. A Thai Chipotle’ish type of spot!! Once I saw their set up, & food…I made my way to them!! I Love Thai food!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 7101 Democracy Blvd., SPC 1158 Bethesda M.D. inside of
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Spring Rolls ($6.50 veggie spring rolls). Tasty, meaty w/0 meat, with a sweet n spicy dip!!

STAMP!! Their Curry Puff Kapow ($8.50 a Thai pastry with chili pepper, chicken, & potatoes). Crisp, fluffy, with well seasoned chicken!!

LIKE THAT! Their Buddy Wings ($8 Thai styled fried wings with a Thai dipping sauce). Crunchy, with a sweet heat dip!!

LIKE THAT! Their Papaya Salad ($8 carrots, peanuts, spicy papaya, cilantro, tomatoes, & chili peppers). A sweet, & spicy salad, crisp, & actually tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Chicken Create Your Own Bowl ($12.50 with fried rice, chicken, fried wonton, crispy basil, crispy onions, peppers, a fried egg, & their spicy Kapow sauce). Spicy, savory, plen, & flavorful!!

STAMP!! Their Steak Create Your Own Bowl ($12.50 with purple rice, steak, crispy basil, string beans, edamame, & crispy garlic). Tender steak, savory rice, & tasty toppings!!

STAMP!! Their Thai Tea, & Strawberry Lemonade ($5 each). Creamy sweet tea, & refreshing lemonade!!

STAMP!! Their Drunken Ta-Lay ($13.99 with Lo Mein noodle, shrimp, fried wonton, bell peppers, edamame, & spicy Kapow sauce). Well cooked noodles, thick shrimp, & well sauced!!

STAMP!! Thai, & Green Tea Cookies ($1.75 each). Both were sweet, & surprisingly soft!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: DECENT.
Recommendations: Build your own bowl!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

08/11/2025

Real quick…I’m at Fireman’s Cafe because I got word that they now have CRABS!! So I got to sample them…STAMP!! They have all sizes, & they will be available Wednesday August 13th 2025!! Call (301) 877-3473 for pricing!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 9101 Kinney Place, Unit B Clinton M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their SHRAB Sauce ($7.50 a creamy, savory, tangy sauce that you can put on seafood, burgers, chicken, anything). Try this!! It’s in BK Miller or at Fireman’s Cafe).

STAMP!! Their Crabs ($ call for prices crabs with a crab seasoning on top). Meaty, tasty, & well seasoned!! Get these!!

*All You can eat (2 hour time limit) coming to Fireman’s Cafe soon. Check their Instagram for upcoming details*
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: DECENT
Recommendations: Get those crabs!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

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