Andrew U. D. Straw, Esq.

Andrew U. D. Straw, Esq. Court Corruption Expert Witness
http://service.andrewstraw.com/
NB: Camp LeJeune & 9/11 victim with Indiana Supreme Court broken bones. Straw" are acceptable. D.

Crime & Discrimination Survivor. "public figure who works on disability rights issues" - Illinois Court of Appeals 2015 Disability Rights ADVOCATE and COURT CORRUPTION EXPERT. Contact Andrew Straw to set up your agreement and discuss your issue:

andrew@andrewstraw.com

CV: www.andrewstraw.com

Honorifics: "Attorney Straw" or "Counselor Straw" or "Dean Straw" or "Founder Straw" or "Expert Straw" or "Mr. Member of the Bar, Active in Good Standing, 1999-2025. U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit. One step below U.S. Supreme Court, where I have had about 14 petitions for writ of certiorari denied by the Roberts Court. Search on "Andrew U. Straw" for all my petitions that were unjustly denied. https://www.supremecourt.gov/docket/docket.aspx?Search=&type=Docket

Problems presented to SCOTUS without any objection:

https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/17/17-8005/37965/20180307105844473_00000007.pdf

"Political advocate for persons with disabilities"

https://www.americanbar.org/groups/diversity/disabilityrights/initiatives_awards/spotlight/straw_a/

08/14/2025

Kids are hungry. Lots of people are hungry.

May God Bless my efforts, because I am providing and listening to my wife.

08/14/2025

Scrooge Ducks:
I am owed.
I paid.
There is a social contract.
Pay me or owe me.
I don't like being owed.
Gives me a headache.

Justice please.

Hello.

Anyone listening?

Got needs over here.

I am what they call here a poor lawyer.

So I ask.

Pick up the phone and talk.

I put aside an hour a week.

I used to charge $300 per hour before, when I was a litigator.

I want to be a big gator, slow moving, not hungry.

Just lie on the bottom like a log.

Andrew U. D. Straw, Esq.

When I charged for my time as a lawyer, my rate was $300 per hour.I only have 1 law license left (U.S. Court of Appeals,...
08/10/2025

When I charged for my time as a lawyer, my rate was $300 per hour.

I only have 1 law license left (U.S. Court of Appeals, Fourth Circuit).

As an experiment, I am selling 1 hour a week of my time.

You can talk with me about anything. I'm not selling legal advice but you can consider it like a law professor available for an office hour. I also have a Master of Science in Language Education (ESL/EFL), so we can talk about teaching also.

I am giving lessons to the little kids here as I sit with my service dog.

Yesterday, I made a nice bamboo walking stick.

PM me and we can make arrangements.

- Andrew Straw
(Aka Tito, Professor Straw, Mr. Straw)

08/09/2025

SSDI is $1,466 per month. That is below average.

I would like $2,534 more per month for a nice even number.

$4,000 is even. And it is nice.

5x2x5x4x2x5x2

2^3x4x5^3

$1,466

2x733

733 is prime so that's it.

Judges need to learn they are part of a military. It has civilian leadership. The 9 justices are below Congress. This ex...
08/09/2025

Judges need to learn they are part of a military. It has civilian leadership. The 9 justices are below Congress. This explains where they sit in a State of the Union Address. They are not sitting on a bench high above everyone else. They sit at the lowest spot in the room.

The front row, so they hear real good.

Like when they are impeached in that same exact space.

Judges need to be reminded of that more so they are socialized properly.

Those who speak to Congress are at the lowest place in the room.

Congress is the mainframe. Individuals are peripherals.

Like in the Marine Corps.

08/09/2025

Judges are like young puppies. They can bite with sharp teeth and they don't realize it hurts until another puppy bites back. The mother dog loves them and her discipline is to socialize them so they are not antisocial. It is a training process.

I also edited the annual report of the Indiana Judicial Branch for the Chief Justice.
08/09/2025

I also edited the annual report of the Indiana Judicial Branch for the Chief Justice.

I edited 2 books.
08/09/2025

I edited 2 books.

Address

Sitio Boundary, Aniar Residence, Mapaya III Brgy
Washington D.C., DC
5101

Telephone

(847)8075237

Website

http://all.andrewstraw.com/, https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/17/17-8005/37965/201803

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