05/07/2026
Soap Fam,
I hate discontinuing bars because I know some of these are your ride-or-die favorites. Every time we retire a scent, my inbox fills with “Nooo, not that one!” messages. I get it, I do. But we’ve got a rule around here: *If it doesn’t make cents, it doesn’t make sense!* When there’s little demand, we can’t justify keeping them in stock — no matter how much we love them.
So here’s the deal: These 3 soaps are officially on the chopping block. We wish they’d received more love than they did, because they truly are magical. Now it’s your last chance to grab them at clearance prices before they disappear for good!
1. Autumn Wreath
Imagine walking up to a farmhouse on a crisp afternoon. You’re greeted by a fresh autumn wreath on the door — cinnamon-dusted apples, clove-studded oranges, and pine cones gathered from the woods. Warm, spicy, and nostalgic, this bar is fall in your shower. If cozy had a scent, this would be it.
https://chrianniisoaps.etsy.com/listing/1269967124
2. Big Sexy Man
Rugged cedarwood, a bright snap of lemongrass, and a whisper of cinnamon spice. Clean, masculine, and a little dangerous. Ladies buy it for their men, then steal it for themselves. 100% essential oils, 0% apologies.
https://chrianniisoaps.etsy.com/listing/947462396
3. Bouquet of Roses
Forget grandma’s powdery rose. This is the moment the florist unlocks the shop at dawn. Crisp green stems, dewdrops still clinging to velvety petals, and the pure scent of real roses by the dozen. Romantic, fresh, and shockingly authentic. Your bathroom will smell like you just got delivered 2 dozen long-stems.
https://chrianniisoaps.etsy.com/listing/1887544066
Once they’re gone, they’re gone. If one of these was your secret favorite, this is your moment.
Thank you for understanding, for supporting the scents you love, and for giving these three one final, glorious send-off.
With suds + gratitude,
Christopher