07/03/2025
Ohhh boy, here he is — the Men’s Home Director out here looking like a cross between a motivational speaker and a retired linebacker who found Jesus and a yellow posterboard.
Let’s roast this man right:
This brother really stood on the side of the road like:
“Y’all gon’ get saved… whether you want to or not.”
Looking like he’s about to tackle sin and traffic at the same time.
Plaid shirt? Check. Cargo shorts? Check. Loafers with zero arch support? Triple check.
This man is dressed like he’s headed to a church picnic, a prison visit, and a fishing trip — all before noon.
That “JESUS SAVES” sign looks like he made it with leftover VBS cardboard and a Sharpie that ran out halfway through.
And yet somehow — it works.
He got that look like he’ll lay hands on you in prayer or lay hands on you for skipping chore duty.
And the only thing more secure than his calling is the strength of those calves.
Man walks 12,000 steps before breakfast just chasing dudes who “had to run to Walmart real quick.”
You think he’s smiling, but that’s just the face of a man who’s had to tell 47 grown men to pick up their socks and flush the toilet this week.
But let’s be real — this dude’s the rock of the house.
He’s the wake-up call, the ride to church, the emergency contact, the accidental therapist, and the guy who’s always got “just one more job for you to do.”
He might not be perfect — but he’s solid, surrendered, and just crazy enough to believe Jesus can use every last broken soul…
even the ones who can’t clean their dorm right.
We salute you, Brandon Coleman !
Keep holding the sign — and holding the line. ✊😎