
27/07/2025
🌞 Still trying to focus with 6 cups of coffee and a prayer?
Time to upgrade from "sleepy zombie" to "laser-eyed productivity beast!" 😎💥
Introducing your new best friend: Modafinil
✅ Zero crash
✅ Brain = ON
✅ Side effects: Might become the office superhero (cape not included 🦸)
Forget scrolling through cat memes for 3 hours before starting work.
With Modafinil, you’ll finish the job before your cat even wakes up. 🐱💼
⚠️ Warning: May cause excessive ambition, spontaneous goal setting, and uncontrollable love for spreadsheets.
📩 DM us if you’re tired of being tired.
💊 Productivity, delivered (no cape necessary).