Uncle terry’s ket addiction

06/04/2021

One year ago today the youth of America was introduced to Drum and Bass. F**k time flies...

30/10/2020

NZ society: Yeah, people can legally choose to kill themselves

The same people: NO, people can not legally choose to get high in their own households 😡🤡

11/08/2020

this page is about to be relevant again

23/07/2020

please please please please please be fake

06/07/2020

her: what that tounge do? 🤪😏

me:

03/07/2020

surely K Motionz changes his name to K motio and uses the nz on his passport

22/06/2020

21/06/2020

can 100% confirm that spongebob is gay 🥰

19/06/2020

isn’t it a bit ironic how things occurring in the US is the complete opposite to NZ.....

some examples:

-In the US, a police officer kills a civilian while in NZ, a civilian kills a police officer
-In the US, normal lifestyle seems like a fantasy, while in NZ that fantasy has been our reality for 2 weeks now
-In the US, they have Donald Trump as their president, while in NZ we have Jacinda Adern, do I have to say much more than that?

f**k the “American dream”, what about the New Zealand Dream?

12/06/2020

just a friendly reminder to watch out for your mates tonight, it’s the first real weekend back for months therefore I know (and expect) people will go quite hard so just be mindful and be kind ❤️

11/06/2020

here in NZ, we pride ourselves in spreading DnB faster than COVID-19

10/06/2020

when in labor, pain is so great that woman can almost imagine what it feels like to be told “not tonight brother” by the bouncer

08/06/2020

if you’re not gearing up this weekend, Jacinda would be VERY disappointed in you

02/06/2020

what a brilliant way to end the semester with the business 102 group 😍

17/05/2020

is harold the giraffe real?

👍- Yes
❤️- No

15/05/2020

why get a girlfriend when you can have one of these bad boys

14/05/2020

whoever was f**king in their car at the end of point chevalier road tonight

I envy you

13/05/2020

*me casually pi***ng in the bar 101 toilet*

the three dudes peeking over the cubicle wall:

13/05/2020

this weekend will be a DANGEROUS time to be a sink in a one bathroom house

12/05/2020

things that i’m looking forward to in winter:

-
-
- shroom season

11/05/2020

hey ah Jacinda, I think you forgot to announce a crate day this saturday 🤔

11/05/2020

just lost my virginity on club penguin 😎

thanks hellokitty2008 🥰

10/05/2020

*cop pulling me over for speeding*

cop: “so why were you in such a rus...”

*hears crown mix playing from speakers*

cop: “f**k, nah fair enough mate sorry for bothering ya”

09/05/2020

Girl on instagram: just completed my Run 5km donate $5 challenge !! 🏃‍♀️, you’re up next you fat bitch 😍😘☺️

09/05/2020

if you’re into drum and bass (or not), here’s an interesting little audio about dnb in NZ

Tony Stamp investigates our country's longstanding love affair with the high energy dance genre.

09/05/2020

ok so i’m gonna prove using simple math why people with snap scores over 1 million literally have no life

here’s why:

first let’s assume they downloaded snapchat on January 1st 2014 (6 months after it first got released on IOS). This means that from that day to today, there has been 2320 days. If you divide 1 million (their snap score) by 2320 you get the number of times they send or receive a snap per day which comes to 431 times. This number may not seem like that much but when you take the average number of hours people are awake each day which is about 15 (900 minutes) and divide it by 431 then these people approximately send or receive a snap every TWO MINUTES.

when you think about it, that’s f**king ridiculous, the amount of time that those people use on snapchat let alone other social media apps is crazy.

so yeah in conclusion, they most likely send nudes so add them up 🤪

08/05/2020

all coronavirus has given me is a w**d addiction