19/12/2025
✨NEW✨ BISH BASH FLOP… SAVE YOUR MONEY! £3.95 Pizzas & £4.50 Pastas for one
We know these are ready meals but this is the sort of food that turns people off going vegan (not their cakes obviously)
⚜️0.5/5 DUJA PIZZA
• Even the pizza that we thought was the worst you could find was better than these
• Both pizzas have sauce unevenly spread
• Dough is not pleasant at all, stodgy not chewy, crispy or fluffy, doesn’t resemble the sourdough pizzas of and is bare
• Better to make your own in the same time with ready rolled
⚜️1.5/5 DUJA PASTA
• Better than the pizza but still not great
• Pasta is horribly flavourless but we prefer wholegrain and better quality pasta
• Needs more garlic and onion flavours etc to balance it out with better nutritional yeast
• Got a higher rating due to the protein ‘faux meat’ and it being ok but also scarce
⚜️0/5 PESTO PIZZA
• Very lemony can’t taste the basil
• Both have barely any cheese and the cheese and it is just slimy and pasty not creamy or tart
• This has the lowest score as aside from lemon this is fairly tasteless compared to Duja that just has that dried cayenne powder taste.
• Mon have the toppings and flavour of or
⚜️3/5 GOAN CHICKPEA CURRY
• Not like any Goan curry I have had/made
• Onion bhajis need more spice and to be crispier, cooking them in them in the oven didn’t help much
• Tofu was nice but again scarce
