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The Ratchet Gypsy, LLC

Healing and guidance done in a nontraditional sense.

04/09/2025

Come get your life at Patreon.com/Ratchetgypsy

10/08/2025

It's that time of year to start booking tarot parties with me!!!

I'll bring the magic ✨ the tea ☕ and the truth to your next gathering!

Perfect for Halloween parties 🎃
birthdays 🎂
girls’ nights 🍷
bridal showers 👰‍♀️
or just a fun mystical evening 🔮

Here’s what to expect when you book your Tarot Party:

💫 A fun, welcoming atmosphere where EVERYONE gets a personal reading

💫 Real talk + mystical insight for you & your guests

💫 A special gift for the host (because you deserve it)

I offer three packages to fit your guest list . From intimate 1-on-1 vibes to big group magic.

📌 How to Book:
📩 DM me directly here or
📧 Email: ratchetgypsytarot@gmail.com
Include your date, location, and guest count so we can lock in your spot.

⚡ Spaces fill up fast!! Let’s make your next event unforgettable!

22/07/2025

🔮✨ $10 Tuesday Tarot Special! ✨🔮
It’s Tarot Tuesday, babe and Spirit has a message with your name on it.

For only $10, get a 3-card reading that brings:
💌 The truth
💰 The tea
💥 The transformation

Whether it’s love, money, healing, or “WTF is going on in my life?” I got you.
Mini reading. Major clarity.

📲 DM or comment to book
🎴 Only available THIS Tuesday
🕯️ Limited spots... first come, first snatched

17/07/2025

Mercury Retrograde Tarot Reading Special
Only $25 • Limited Time
July 17th to August 11th

🌒 Mercury’s backpedaling… but you don’t have to.

When the planet of communication spins backward, confusion, delays, and mixed signals can leave you feeling off track. That’s where the cards come in.

🔮 This $25 special tarot reading will give you:
🌟 Clarity on what this retrograde is really trying to teach you
🌟 Insight on what (or who) needs to be revisited, released, or reworked
🌟 Guidance on how to move forward without falling into the same old chaos
🌟 Spiritual tools to protect your energy & reclaim your peace

🕯️ Whether it’s love, money, or personal growth. This reading shines a light through the fog.

📍Offered by The Ratchet Gypsy
🌙 Intuitive. Real. Mystically ratchet.
📲 DM to book your spot now! Retrograde doesn’t wait, and neither should you.

13/07/2025

🌪️✨ Saturn Retrograde 2025: The Big Daddy Reality Check✨🌪️

July 13th to November 27th

👀 WTF is Saturn retrograde?

Saturn is that no-nonsense boss in the sky who hands out karmic report cards.

When it goes retrograde, it’s like your strict dad finally stepping back to review instead of punish but he’s still judging you, babe.

🛑 Key Themes:

Boundaries? Tighten them.

Discipline? Re-evaluate it.

Long-term goals? Check that they’re not just pretty Pinterest boards.

⚖️ What’s REALLY happening?

You’re not cursed. You’re being asked to sit your ass down and handle your s**t.

Old lessons you ignored? They’re popping up like exes in your DMs.

The universe is giving you a second chance to fix your foundation before you start decorating the penthouse.

💣 Don’t be surprised if:

You feel stuck or restricted. That’s Saturn whispering, “Are you actually committed?”

You realize your “plans” were vibes, not strategies.

You want to ghost your responsibilities (spoiler: you can’t).

💅 How to survive (and thrive):
1️⃣ Do the work you’ve been avoiding.. no more procrasti-cleaning.
2️⃣ Revisit your commitments: are they still aligned or are they draining you?
3️⃣ Get serious about what you want to build. Saturn is about longevity, not instant gratification.

🔮 The bright side?

If you actually put in the work, Saturn rewards you like a rich sugar daddy with long-term stability.

You’ll come out with stronger boundaries, clearer goals, and a whole new level of self-respect.

💌 Sassy Saturn Homework:

Write a list of your non-negotiables in life.

Audit your daily habits... are they helping your future self or just numbing your current stress?

Stop blaming Mercury and start owning your patterns.

👑 Final Tea:
Saturn retrograde isn’t here to ruin your life, it’s here to help you stop playing yourself. Level up or get left behind.

11/07/2025

✨🌕 Spicy Full Moon Ritual 🌕✨

This ritual is the cosmic power wash for your spirit. It’s designed to help you release heavy s**t that’s holding you back and call in energy that matches your highest self.

🕯️ Light a black candle (for release) and a white candle (for clarity).

📝 Write down every habit, person, or mindset you’re done entertaining.

🔥 Burn that list (safely, duh), visualize that s**t disappearing from your life.

💧 Take a cleansing bath with Epsom salt, rose petals, and a few drops of lavender oil.

🎶 Play your favorite "bad bitch" playlist and dance around like the main character you are.

Then go outside, bathe in the moonlight, and say:
"I release what dims my shine and call in only what matches my magic. Period."

Come back and tell me how you feel!!

09/07/2025

🌕✨ July 10th Full Moon Energy Check-In: Buckle Up, Baddies! ✨🌕

The July full moon is coming in HOT, shining a big-ass spotlight on all your messy situationships, half-baked dreams, and that toxic comfort zone you swear you’re "working on."

Let’s get into what each sign can expect. Get your moon water and your emotional support snacks ready.

♈ Aries: Baby, your patience is thinner than your last situationship. This moon is forcing you to slow down and actually plan before leaping headfirst. You’re about to learn that impulsive energy doesn’t pay the bills.

♉ Ta**us: All that "soft life" talk? Yeah, but your bank account is screaming "get your s**t together." This moon wants you to invest smarter and stop romanticizing laziness.

♊ Gemini: Bitch, your communication game is messy as hell. It’s time to stop breadcrumbing people and start saying what’s really on your mind.. even if it makes you squirm.

♋ Cancer: Emotional tsunami alert! You’re finally realizing who genuinely deserves that soft, nurturing heart of yours. Some folks gotta go.. and that’s on mother moon.

♌ Leo: Attention isn’t currency, boo. This moon is calling you to humble yourself and put the ego down for a second. Not everyone who claps for you loves you.

♍ Virgo: Your inner perfectionist is stressed AF. The full moon is telling you to stop micromanaging the universe. Sometimes "good enough" is exactly what you need.

♎ Libra: If you’re waiting for a sign to stop being a people-pleasing pushover, this is it. Balance your own damn scales and stop letting dusty people tip them over.

♏ Scorpio: Your secrets are shaking in their boots. This moon is exposing your shadow side.. either you deal with it, or it’ll deal with you.

♐ Sagittarius: Commitment issues? We see you. This moon is making you look at your fear of intimacy and forcing you to stop running when s**t gets real.

♑ Capricorn: You’re grinding so hard you forgot you're human. The full moon wants you to feel your feelings, not just bury them under your to-do list.

♒ Aquarius: You’ve been ghosting your own growth. This moon is dragging you back to earth and reminding you that community matters.. you can’t rebel from the group if you ain’t even showing up.

♓ Pisces: Dreams are cute, but delusion is not a strategy. This moon wants you to put some backbone behind your visions and stop floating through life waiting for a miracle.

Personalized Readings are available for $25, comment to book.

🖤✨ Happy Full Moon, witches! 🌕

24/06/2025

🌑✨New Moon in Cancer Energy Report✨🌑

Oh baby, this Cancer New Moon on June 25th ain’t playin’! She’s pulling up with tears in her eyes, incense lit, and ready to feel ALL the feels. This moon is giving emotional reset, sacred boundaries, and “IDGAF who don’t like it, I’m choosing me.”

🦀 Cancer is the zodiac’s soft gangster.. nurturing, intuitive, emotional AF… but don’t mistake soft for weak. She is protecting her peace like a mama bear guarding her cubs and YOU are the cub.

Here’s how this moody lil’ moon is snatching edges across the zodiac:

♈ Aries – Sit down and FEEL, hothead. Not everything can be solved by bulldozing through emotions. Time to address that inner child, not just ignore them.

♉ Ta**us – Your comfort zone is cute, but this moon wants you to upgrade it. Think luxury self-care not just snacks and naps, baby.

♊ Gemini – You’re talking too much again. Shhh. Let your heart speak louder than your mouth this time. Some of y’all need to journal instead of texting.

♋ Cancer – Your cosmic comeback is here. Reclaim your power, honor your emotions, and STOP pouring into people who wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire.

♌ Leo – You’re glowing, but this moon says it’s time to protect your energy. Not every stage is worthy of your performance, diva.

♍ Virgo – Get out of your head and into your healing. Stop overthinking every emotion and feel them, messy and all. Healing ain't always organized.

♎ Libra – Baby, balance your damn self. Stop seeking peace in people who drain you. If it costs your peace, it’s too damn expensive.

♏ Scorpio – Your intuition is on TEN. This moon is unlocking emotional secrets and psychic upgrades. Use it to cleanse, cut cords, and move the f**k on.

♐ Sagittarius – You run from feelings like it’s cardio. This moon says SIT with your truth. It’s not always fun, but it is necessary.

♑ Capricorn – You’re working hard, but are you emotionally bankrupt? The moon is calling you to rest, reconnect, and RECHARGE, boss babe.

♒ Aquarius – You act detached, but you’re low key sentimental AF. This moon is watering your frozen heart. Let it melt.

♓ Pisces – You’re already in your feelings, now go DEEPER. Create, cry, cleanse, and connect to spirit. Your intuition is your weapon.

🔮✨Feeling seen (or dragged)? Book a Personalized New Moon Tarot Reading with me for $25 and let’s dive into what this moon is stirring up in your chart, heart, and spiritual path.
💌 DM me or comment to reserve your spot.

🕯️💅🏻 Cry a little. Heal a lot. Then manifest like the magical baddie you are.

20/06/2025

✨ $22 Summer Solstice Tarot Readings ✨
One Day. One Sun. One Powerful Shift.

Step into the light and unlock divine guidance with a special Solstice reading

🌻 Only $22 for insight, clarity, and cosmic realignment!

🧿 Whether you're manifesting money, love, healing or glowin’ TF up ..
these cards are talkin' and they’re NOT sugarcoating.

💫 Readings include:

A 5-card summer solstice spread

Sassy spiritual interpretation

One powerful affirmation to carry into this next season

📅 Available June 20th ONLY

🔮 Delivered via video recording

💸 CashApp | Venmo | Zelle accepted

🔥 Limited slots because energy is precious.

📲 DM or comment to book

Let’s get you aligned, blessed, and unbothered.
It’s solstice szn, baby! Shine like you mean it. 🌞🧚🏽‍♀️💅🏾

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Tuesday	09:00 - 21:00
Wednesday	09:00 - 21:00
Thursday	09:00 - 21:00
Friday	09:00 - 21:00
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