Tarot Twat

30/01/2019

Card Of The Day: Four of Cups

The Four of Cups deals with something many of us need help with: saying NO. If your cup is too full, it is okay to decline a new opportunity. On the flip side, maybe you’ve been avoiding all new opportunities because you’ve become bored and apathetic. In that case, time to get your s**t together and find a new path to say yes to.

25/01/2019

Card Of The Day: Seven of Pentacles

The Seven of Pentacles says that you’ve grown your ass up a little. No longer satisfied by instant gratification, you understand the meaning of hard work and long term rewards. Time to start looking at the big picture of your life.

24/01/2019

Card Of The Day: Eight of Swords

The Eight of Swords will resonate with those feeling trapped by their lives. If you find yourself stuck in an unhappy relationship or a s**tty dead end job, there is always a way out. In the meantime, take care of yourself.

24/01/2019

Card Of The Day: Eight of Cups

The Eight of Cups warns us about avoidance. While it’s normal to try to avoid unpleasant situations, there are healthy and unhealthy ways to do so. If you’re in a relationship with someone who makes you feel like s**t, cut that fu**er loose and move on- don’t repress your feelings until you blow up or turn to unhealthy coping mechanisms to avoid conflict.

22/01/2019

Card of The Day: Ace of Swords

Time to expand your mind. The Ace of Swords is all about intellect. Whether it’s taking that writing class you’ve been too intimidated to sign up for or carving out an hour to smoke a fatty and ponder the meaning of your s**t life, give your brain a little extra today.

13/11/2018

Card of The Day: Four of Swords

This card is quite simple: Bitch needs a timeout. Give yourself the gift of some time to yourself to reflect on your losses and your accomplishments before you move on to the next goal on your list. Skip it and it will bite you in the ass later.

12/11/2018

Card of The Day: Nine of Swords

This is one of the scarier looking cards. But, like Death, it doesn't represent fu**ed up s**t on the outside, it speaks of the fu**ed up s**t on the inside.

Fear, anxiety, and blame are normal emotions. But letting them paralyze you will only create self-fulfilling prophecies that will keep you down and let you convince yourself that you suck. You don't.

11/09/2018

Card of the Day: Six of Wands

This is another card that is quite self explanatory. Mr. Wands here is decked out in a victory wreath, surrounded by adoring fans. He is the s**t. And so are you. Accept praise. Ditch guilt. But watch that ego. No one likes a pompous dick.

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29/08/2018

Card of The Day: Page of Wands

Look at this fancy little fu****ce! He expresses himself creatively without giving a s**t what anyone thinks. You should do the same.

07/08/2018

Card of the Day: Ten of Swords

Well, there's no real nice way to say it: Get ready to eat a s**t sandwich. And like it. Much like the Death card, the scary scene on this card doesn't represent actual murder. Just pain, victimization, and betrayal. Avoid acting like a martyr. Learn your lesson and move on to a new chapter.

25/07/2018

The 7 of Cups tells us it's time to snap back to reality. Hopes and dreams are great, but only moving your ass makes things happen. Not all opportunities present themselves in the way you imagined they would.

24/07/2018

If you thought yesterday was great, s**t's about to get even better. The Sun is not a card with a hidden meaning. It represents warmth, good health, and success. If you've been getting fu**ed lately, and not in the fun way, the sun is a sign that things are about to improve.

23/07/2018

Card of The Day: The Magician

It's a good day around here, Bi***es! The Magician is about using our creativity and our positive attitudes to make. s**t. happen. Today is the day. Use your concentration to create something new and put it out there in the world today.

13/07/2018

Card of The Day: The Tower

The Death card doesn't scare me, and either does The Devil. This fu***ng Tower though. The Tower represents the absolute destruction of the beliefs you hold dear. This can be a good thing in the end, opening your mind to your own complacency. But damn, the process is a painful one.

12/07/2018

Card of The Day: The Hermit

Unlike many tarot cards, The Hermit represents exactly what you would imagine- solitude. Consider politely declining offers of socialization from people today (or tell them to straight up f**k off, I don't care)

Spend time genuinely reflecting on the deeper meaning of your life without input from others, including media or culture. It's your life. Know your s**t and own your s**t.

10/07/2018