The Medical Consultant

11/09/2024

And that, kids, is why you don't want to swallow a fish bone that might perforate your oesophagus

01/08/2024

Not All Men struggle to aim but I mean seriously guys, what the actual F?

24/07/2024

They not like us. They not like us

14/06/2024

Kids, let this be a lesson for you. Don't inject drugs, okay

17/10/2022

You know you are getting old when the unit's intern tells the story of the health issues they went through as a baby, and you work out that you looked after them when they were a neonate

11/08/2022

On today's post-receiving round, we had a patient who claimed to be a clairvoyant then told us how the injuries they had sustained were a result of a collapse "with no warning at all".

Okay, I agree, I should not have LOL'd out loud.

03/08/2022

After achieving some success in the 1990's, Shaggy's more recent financial circumstances have forced him to move into asthma drug advertising where he is now becoming known as Mr. LAMA LABA

26/06/2022

We’re gonna need a bigger thorax

23/09/2021

An NG tube gone *slightly* wrong

17/08/2021

Spot diagnosis?

28/03/2021

Is it just me or does this not belong in the pericardium?

18/02/2021

21/01/2021

Essential advice for talking in the time of COVID-19: definitely worth a listen to this

14/12/2020

When the hospital runs out of the regular sized scrubs

08/09/2020

Spoken like a true COVID Physician

25/08/2020

I had a bit of a shocking incident today when I was examining a young man and found out that he'd dipped his sc***um in glitter.

Pretty nuts, eh!

19/07/2020

Although I am concerned for our medical students who are currently not allowed to see patients on the wards due to COVID.