Bob

07/06/2020

09/04/2020

2 metres apart bruh

30/03/2020

"You must love being inside all the time now! You can play ACNH and post on your meme pages all of the time!"

03/03/2020

I've been dead set on uni work, so sorry about not being around as much. Doing some real cool s**t here though. Feeling good about myself and life. Maybe we'll get more wholesome posting. Could even show off a couple projects, until then...

Here's me in a juicer

“juice https://t.co/pEbKSO00kX”

20/02/2020

I FU***NG KNEW IT

16/02/2020

Bobmin has started university.

10/02/2020

Damn 🤬😡 ye! 👊👊 Let Neptune 🪐🌊 strike ye 🤜💥 dead 😿💀☠️ Winslow! HAAARK! 🤫🦻
Hark 👂👂 Triton, 🧜‍♂️🐟 hark! Bellow 🗣🤬 bid our father 👅💦 the Sea King 🌊👑 rise from the depths 🌪💨 full foul 🤧🤢 in his fury! 👿👿 Black 👨🏿‍🦱👨🏿‍🦱 waves teeming with salt foam 🌫🌧 to smother this young mouth 👄👅💦 with pungent slime 🍆💦😩 to choke ye 😈✊🥴 engorging your organs 😩😳🍆 til’ ye turn blue and bloated 🤯😱🤤 with bilge and brine and can scream 😩 no more 😿🤭 only when he 🤤👅💦 crowned in c**k 🍆le shells 🐚 with slitherin’ te****le 🦑🍆😳 tail and steaming beard 😤💨 take up his fell be-finned arm 💪🤛 his coral-tine trident screeches 😩😩 banshee-like in the tempest 🌊⛈ and plunges right through 😳🍆🍑 yer gullet 🥴🤤 bursting ye 😩😩 a bulging bladder no more 🥺🍆 but a blasted bloody film now 💦👅🎞 and nothing for the harpies 🦅 and the souls of dead sailors 🐦🧟‍♂️ to peck and claw 💅💅 and feed upon only to be lapped up 👅👄👀 and swallowed 😩👅🍆 by the infinite waters 💦🌊 of the Dread Emperor himself 😈👑 forgotten to any man, to any time 🙇‍♂️🤷‍♂️ forgotten to any god or devil 😈💯 forgotten even to the sea 🌊 for any stuff 😳🥴 or part of Winslow 🤤🍆 even any scantling of your soul 🙏🕋 is Winslow no more 😿😭😔 but is now itself the sea! 😳😥🌊

07/02/2020

My name is Bob Animal Crossing and this bird makes me feel weird.

04/02/2020

¿Por qué tantos hispanohablantes quieren deshuesar a Apollo?

03/02/2020

I make all of my memes in paint

02/02/2020

Pietro is a cool villager. The ugly ones are the rats, don't @ me.

01/02/2020

The cool, sugar daddy villager, now has a leather jacket.