40 Is The New 20

28/06/2023

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09/01/2023

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11/12/2022

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13/11/2022

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07/11/2022

Lol yup!

31/10/2022

So true 🤣🤣🤣
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23/10/2022

Dedicated to the connoisseurs of puns. Enjoy! 🤣

How does an attorney sleep ?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side
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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work
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How do you make
holy water ?
You take some water
& boil the hell out of it
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Will glass coffins
be a success ?
Remains to be seen
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Two windmills are
standing in a wind farm.
One asks,
“what’s your favorite kind of music ?”
The other says,
“i'm a big metal fan”
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Heard about the new
restaurant called Karma ?
There’s no menu ,you get what you deserve
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I went to buy some
camouflage trousers
yesterday, but couldn't find any
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What do you call a bee that can’t quite make up its mind ?
A maybe
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case
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If and when everything is coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane
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She had a photographic
memory, but never
developed it
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Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today ?
I don't know and
don't really care
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing
population ?
Ireland of course.
it’s *Dublin* everyday
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My ex-wife still misses me,
but her aim is starting to improve
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The guy who invented the door knocker got a *No-bell* prize
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I saw an ad for burial
plots, and i thought :
“that’s the last thing i need !”
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Need an ark ?
i noah guy
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I used to be indecisive;
Now i'm not so sure
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Sleeping comes so
naturally to me that
i can do it with my eyes closed
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on ?
Nothing. But, it let out a little whine
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What do you call a very articulate dinosaur with a good vocabulary ?
A Thesaurus, of course🤣

18/10/2022

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15/10/2022

Yup! Lol 🤣

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12/09/2022

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12/09/2022

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27/08/2022

I had this and loved it. 🎶

25/08/2022

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23/08/2022

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23/08/2022

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22/08/2022

Wow!