Memes about my majestic mauser

13/10/2024

Worship at the altar of Ma**er to gain everlasting life and unlimited kibbles in the bowl! To be eligible please send me one billion dollars!

07/09/2024

Hazel is an honorary Orange Car. Although she may not be physically orange she still shares custody of the one orange brain cell with millions of other cats

25/06/2024

It would be CATASTROPHIC if Hazel were to get ahold of the Death Note.... 😎

24/06/2024

Ma**er eat hot chip (-:

20/05/2024

Big Huge Bag of Ma**er on sale - only $5.99 for TWO Ma**ers with extra BBQ Bazel sauce on the side

09/05/2024

Oh ma**er of the lake, what is your wisdom?
"Cook a BBL Drizzy up like soup type s**t"
I don't know what those words mean to this day

01/05/2024

24/04/2024

I will no longer be summoning posts from the recesses of my brain, AI has rendered me obsolete

To summon Ma**er, the Panzergestaltschreck, you'll need:

- A mechanical cat figurine
- A small, intricately designed gearbox
- A vial of engine oil
- A pinch of catnip

Perform the ritual at midnight, under the glow of neon lights or a full moon. Place the figurine on a velvet cloth, surrounded by the gearbox, engine oil, and catnip. Light some incense and chant:

"Ma**er, Panzergestaltschreck, hear our call!
Descend upon us, with gears and claws all!
Grant us strength, and feline fury true,
Ma**er, appear, and see our ritual through!"

As the incense fades, Ma**er's spirit will manifest, his mechanized dais hovering before you. Be prepared for his mighty roar and a burst of catnip-scented smoke!

18/04/2024

Waaa hoodoo I'm not ma**er I'm a real boy human my favourite food is MacBook Pro and I love putting my burgers in the fridge. NOW CAN U PLZ FILL UP THE KIBBLE BOWL 4 ME LOL

11/04/2024

Grambled hegs on toast 4 me pleze

03/04/2024

This close to painting lily in tabby camouflage and going on a big adventure to the kibble factory to steal the kibble recipe (chicken and salmon varieties) in order to obtain a Very Large Ma**er

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Chubb Life.

02/04/2024

(to the tune of Buffalo Soldier) Broccoli Ma**er... Big Fat Ma**er