27/11/2023
๐4 DAYS TO DECEMBER๐....................................................
1. They are 420 ways to succeed...
Number 1 na hardwork,the remaining na 4!9๐
2. Me: Favour h who is making noise outside?
Fai: Its a nร ked woman riding a donkey
Me: oh! Let me go and see, its been long since I saw a donkey.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
3. Just when I thought I've seen it all, BOOM! Naomi weds Demola.
NaDem2023๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐
4. A girl urinated at my backyard, after one week, pฤpper started growing. I don't want to mention where she is from, if not, Yoruba people will say am wฤซcked๐๐๐
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6. If you are going to heaven and an Angel starts shouting "bฤdo! bฤdo! bฤdo!" My brother, just jog down to Hฤll fฤซre.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
7. The first people that drank juice were the Jews and the first people that ate gala were the Galatians.
Dnt argue am older than you.๐๐๐๐๐
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๐ฅฐMR.FUNNY Jรฑr๐คฃ
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8. Wow, you have been smiling forgetting that there is no number 5.๐๐๐๐๐
9. I know you went to check.
Now you are laughing at yourself.๐๐๐๐
10.You're broke and you still dey pray for long life....
Abeg wetin you go chop๐คฃ
11. When things get tight
Son: hello dad!,the kidnappers mistook me for a son of a rich man and they are treating me very well.
Right now,am eating fried rice and chicken.
Dad: Yusuf find out from them if they are will to kidnap the whole family,chaii๐๐คฃ
12. You may be urg!y but believe me if you have a good character & a good heart, you will still be urgly my dear๐คฃ
13. I knew i would never be a lawyer the day i slapped my opponent in a debate at secondary School๐คฃ๐คฃ
14. The problem with some people is that they will read your jokes and refuse to react and follow my profile. Cutie๐ฅฐ๐๐why don't you wanna follow or add me๐คฅ๐ฅบ it unfair oo ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ข.Abi i no dey try๐คท๐ปโโ๐คท๐ผโโ, i pray๐๐ป GOD touch your heart to follow the profile be
