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My ducks are not all in a row....one is missing...the other is on fire...i am convinced one is a pigeon...the one is an ...
16/04/2026

My ducks are not all in a row....one is missing...the other is on fire...i am convinced one is a pigeon...the one is an after nine...the other is pink and purple and acts like a chicken coz chicks are always following it...

So from time to time. I need to dive into where worras run deep to figure out WTF is going on with my ducks.

Alignment is Queen and King in my life.



P.s. i am also convinced that one day i will dive in South Africa and come out in Mauritus and you will all be posting "Wayenzani kodwa RIP Ntombendala!" 🙄🤣😭 bese ningiphahla ngiphila nginiqede ukuphapha.

I want no such updates about my life.... If you dont post me now ngiphila. No assumption of my death gives you the right to post and write lies about your false love and affection towards me.

Makhosi.

15/04/2026

Durban cant wait for our groove this weekend with your affluent influencers and comedians.

And to aboVader . OJele. Please make sure my Men in orange are looking good when i arrive...ngingavukwa idlozi ejele weJesoooo...thank God phones are not allowed because wow. My dlozi might even find my future Husbae laphayaa🤣🤞😭🙄

Majina ngilotsholwa kuthiwa i am getting married in 10years. ..angangi lokothi lamakhehla...please and thanx.

15/04/2026

I should have just been a phara. Steal my families gadgets & appliances. Say sorry. Promise to change. NgibaPhinde futhi!!😎

Me and my Management team...lengane ingiphethe...i spend more time healing her animal interests than humans.
15/04/2026

Me and my Management team...lengane ingiphethe...i spend more time healing her animal interests than humans.

14/04/2026

Wayesethi uAdam kuEva "Ithini imniningwane yakho yaseBhange!"...aaaah Moyaaa...aaah Sthunywa sokulunga...ngcwele🙌📿📿

14/04/2026

Udelelwe umuntu ophethe isibhamu and ophethwe isinus😐😭 into ongayithela ngeDust ife 😎

14/04/2026

I am no longer shrinking to be digestible. You can choke. Respectfully 🙌😎

13/04/2026

Her love letter to me on comments.

See why i dont like theft or people blessing themselves with my Dlozi things by force?

I am Mom Cool for 16 years now and my passion as Mom Cool and Judge Gqwethakazi (while running away from Idlozi) was to help communities and individuals win over social ills and people got their jobs back and homes and properties back and marriages annulled because they got thier identity numbers and cards stolen and got married to foreigners they didn't know.

My home has always been a safe space and home of safety. I ran away from noise and even ran away from home at 19. All in my first book.

When my kids run away from themselves and their gifts and talents...they run away from their God given Wealth and i cry for them in forests and caves and rivers.

I started on Gagasi fm 2 weeks after ascending or descending from the highest mountain in Africa: Mt Kilimanjaro fighting in prayer for kids i didn't even know and may never meet.

So i cant have my things stolen. They represent misunderstood kids even in adults that are lost and need to be found for their greater purpose in life.

As long as i live i will keep birthing award winning artists and business leaders and government leaders of truth. My Business Brand and Media Management has done that for 30 years now successfully.

Anyway....i bring you a lil of TP Souls AHA moment.

Dearest friends of mine.This letter is a gentle ask. A plea and a heads up.Saturday amathwasana ami and abantwana besith...
13/04/2026

Dearest friends of mine.

This letter is a gentle ask. A plea and a heads up.

Saturday amathwasana ami and abantwana besithunywa went out to a place called EMATSHENI in Kwamhlanga.

Its a tradition that makuhamba umntwana weSithunywa i date them. They choose where and what they want to eat.

Sure. SATURDAY 11th April at 2pm we arrive Ematsheni and leave at 4pm. Unfortunately my Hyped up ones forget to take my baby blue and pink polar box.

While there we decide to buy meat for Amaphara as we call them and the main guy we spoke and asked to buy meat for said he told the managers that we left our polar box and two ladies who where driving an ivory white polo claimed they are with us and part of our team and we left it with them.

The management knows me to always have big groups and the two ladies bebeshuqulile although not dlozi garb so they believed them.

So here is there thing. I am not big on earthly possessions. I can leave you a house i built, furniture and earthly belongings...dlozi can deal with what they want and need. But when my dlozi kids gift me and the messages they give me when gifting me😭♥️📿🙌. Is very BIG for me.

Yes i got cooler boxes and Fieldbars as gifts. But ngicela ibuyiselwe ematsheni in 24 hours iPolar box yami engaphiwa uVilakazi.

My team and i are going to watch the footage. I dont want to post photos or the videos of the theft before i asked.

My watsapp number is on the page. The management of Ematsheni and staff know me well. I call them boDali.

When 🐘⚡️ asks. I ask otherwise ngiyadedela ukuthi enze okwakhe. Some clearly will take it as a joke. The last person 🐘⚡️wanted to gift. Knows how beautifully dramatic His gifts are. I also asked them nicely on here. Then ngadedela abaphathi.

Even personally if you decide to steal from me and take without permission. Ngizozwa ngawe if you obedient on izinduku zakho abakuphe zona abaphathi bami and i forgive mina. But dlozi liyazilungisela oClever...Vilakazis gift to me in this era of my life is needed back.

Sure. I am sure you two ladies work and have an image to protect. Theft and a criminal record for such petty theft wont be good for your well being.

Asazani. Ngicela izinto zami back including content inside.

It could have been a short note. But i dont assist people and get their things back nemfuyo yabo to get petty theft done on me. So Sengivala umkhokha on my life of people thinking whats mie is theirs or that they are my friends or assosciates when they are not.

I am very clear on my drive in this season. And protective of my spiritual and bussines image.

Kusacela uZukiswa Sindiswa Gqwethakazi Vutela la. UMom cool. UZookey Zarling.

Makhosi

P.s. idrama anginayo mara ngayifundela and got distinctions. So kindly reserve your comment if you think this is dramatic. Shuthi izithakazelo zami lezo. Azibizwa.

12/04/2026

Happiness is for free....its almost 10pm CAT and we been dancing from 2pm.

Even if it's double to the beat...I prefer joy than my people being on anti depressants.
...also yes...mangisuza eMpumalanga kunuka eCape Town...my African Assets have so much ooomph 😂😎😇😇😇🤞

12/04/2026

The video is misty grey coz Android and sun but my future and yours is sweating with wealth and softness.

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