
22/07/2025
Coldplay had the CEO and Head of HR doing performance reviews in 4K ๐...
Meanwhile, I was at home with Jigsimur, conducting internal audits on my immune system - and babe, weโre thriving. ๐๐
Everyoneโs talking about office affairs... Iโm just over here promoting my white blood cells to senior management. Wellness is my only KPI. ๐
Jigsimur doesnโt even need a PR team - the results speak louder than that Coldplay footage. ๐๐ฟ๐ฆ
Side effects may include: glowing skin, good decisions, and minding your own health.