06/06/2025
This is how ovulation will drive you crazyđđ
If you find yourself feeling this things, Itâs your body. Drink water. Hold yourself.
1. âGod, Iâm ready. Like⌠really ready. Let me be found đââźď¸
Out of nowhere youâre praying bold prayers like,
âLord, send him now. Not tomorrow. Not next year. Not in your âdue seasonâ. NOW.â
Calm down, Sister Deborah. Itâs only Day 14 of your cycle. Sis you are Ovulating hard âşď¸
2. Suddenly every worship leader is cuteđ.âźď¸
You were just there to soak in the Spirit, then he hit that âYou are AlphaaaaâŚâ with a little vibrato and now you're imagining your wedding hashtag, and the officiating Pastor.
Your ovaries are singing soprano too, in tandem with the worship leader!
Sis. You donât love him. No. You're ovulating. Stay grounded.đâźď¸
3. You start romanticizing strangers.âźď¸
The boda guy who helped you carry your bag?
âWow. Such servant leadership. Akiii he's cute. His arms. . .His absđĽšđĽšâ
No girl. Thatâs just customer service, and his bulging jacket. He has no abs' sis, and you are ovulatingđâźď¸
4. You put on lip gloss to take out the trash.âźď¸
Itâs 9pm. Bonnet on. Slippers dragging, but something in your spirit whispered,
âWhat if your husband is outside?â "He will see you! Put on lip gloss"
No maâam. Itâs the dustbin. Not destiny. . .đ¤ˇââď¸
5. You start interpreting DMs prophetically.âźď¸
That âHiâ from a guy who hasnât even updated his profile picture in 5 years now looks like divine alignment.
âMaybe God is using him to teach me patience.â
No. God is teaching you to log off.đâźď¸
6. You begin reading Song of Songs for "Bible study."âźď¸
Out loud. Slowly. With your highlights. . .
Some of you even start journaling like, âMy neck is like the tower of David...â
Sis, thatâs not your quiet time. Thatâs hormonal noise.đđ
7. You're ready to reply texts youâve been ignoring.âźď¸
Even that one who said âHeyyy beautiful đâ in February 2022 suddenly looks like a second chance. Donât do it. Step away from the keypad. Ovulation đ
8. You start âdiscerningâ men at the supermarket.âźď¸
You passed one man in the cereal aisle and suddenly heard a quiet whisper:
âThat could be your spiritual covering.â
No, girl. That was the Holy Spirit trying to lead you away from sin⌠and cinnamon rolls that will add to the weight you shed last week during fasting. đ
9. You ask God for a sign, then make one upâźď¸
âGod, if he opens the church door for me, thatâs my husband.â Maâam. Heâs an usher and you are ovulating. Brother Simon has zero intentions đ
10. You suddenly wear perfume to Bible Study.âźď¸
You werenât even going to go, but now you're in there smelling like âMidnight Jasmineâ asking, âWill there be breakout groups?â
Yes. Into pairs. . .sis it's your hormones, not divine leadingđâźď¸
Ovulation is not demonic warfare, itâs biology.
Be self-aware. Hydrate. Fast if you must, but donât fall for the lie that every âhelloâ is holy.
Stay prayed up, calendared up, and continue waiting on the Lord⌠with a shower and a trusted accountability partner.
Itâs not the devil. Itâs Day 14. Track your cycle.đđđ˝đđ˝ââď¸ and wait.