Ishe J Chimuti

19/07/2025

TYPES OF SCAMS IN Zim 😂😂😂

1. Send me your CV - Scam.

2. We'll get back to you - Scam.

3. I love you more than I love my wife - Scam.

4. Police is your friend - Scam.

5 The youths are the future leaders - Scam.

6. NetOne Data bundles - Scam.

7. Your vote counts - Scam.

8. Send me money to visit you - Scam.

9. I have a boyfriend but it's complicated - Double Scam.

10. This is not a scam - Scam.

11. Our school is the best - Scam.

12. Come over I want to show you
something - Scam.

13. Oh, he’s just a childhood friend - Scam.

14. He's like a brother to me - Outstanding Scam.

15. I'm with the boys - Scam

15. I promise I won't tell anyone - Scam.

16. I saw you in my dreams giving you a ring - Pure Scam.

18. A: Lets do a video call...
B: Sorry my network is bad, my battery is low, my room is dark - Chief Scam

19. This year I see you buying a car - Spiritual Scam

20. Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen - 5G Scam.

21. Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife? -Scammest Scam of them all.

Bonus scam!!!

22. I have never loved someone like this before - Greatest Scam
23. We are just friends - SCAM

In fact, you're all SCAMMERS!🤣🤣🤣🤣

08/01/2025

Permit yourself to dream, dreaming is free.

07/01/2025

You're not afraid of new love. You are afraid of old pain.

12/08/2024

I'm selling fertilizer for relationships you meet today and wedding bells and commitment is guaranteed 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

06/05/2024

How true is this 😂😂

16/04/2024

03/04/2024

When the buyer says " i love the rain, Let's seat here" .😂

02/04/2024

I reduced my Aunt’s phone brightness to zero. I told her to bring R300 to change the screen bulb....A man must survive💯

😂😂😂

01/04/2024

Happy new month to you all, may this month bring more blessings and happiness upon you and your family.

26/03/2024

LIFE LESSONS

1. Don’t lend money to your family. Give it.

2. Never shake a hand while sitting down.

3. Stop telling people more than they need to know.

4. Never eat the last piece of something you didn't buy.

5. Don't throw your friend under the bus to impress someone.

6. Never insult the cooking when you are the guest.

7. Don't use the urinal next to an occupied one.

8. Don't take out your phone during a conversation.

9. Never take credit for work you didn't do.

10. Listen, nod, and most of all make eye contact.

11. Don't make fun of your friend in front of his kids.

12. Never let emotions overpower you.

13. Never beg for a relationship.

14. Dress well no matter what the occasion.

15. Never kick a man when he is already down.

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