"Jam dhjer duke qeshur"

04/09/2017

P***e nuk merren me punet perendise. Pse duan te shtremberojne fakte. Dihet boterisht qe paraardhesit tane besonin ne shume zoter dhe me ndikimin e Romakeve dhe Grekeve perkrahen krishterimin me vullnetin dhe deshiren e tyre. Ne kohen e perandorise osmane ju nenshtrua besimi islamik dhe nuk u pranua sic hoxhe Armand Ali thote. Bic dhe gillette mbajeni x shkurret tuaja armand ali. Skenderbeu eshte i Shqipetareve dhe jo i hoxhallereve prifterinjve dhe polikaneve.
PRIFTERINJ DHE HOXHALLARE, LARGONI KTHETRAT TUAJA NGA FIGURAT E HISTORISE SE POPULLIT SHQIPTAR DHE MERRUNI ME KURANRAT DHE BIBLAT TUAJA. POLITIKANE FILLONI TI MBRONI FIGURAT E POPULLIT TUAJ DHE MOS I PERDORNI VETEM PER QELLIMET TUAJA

20/11/2013

Helloooooo..si po ja kaloni ne nje nat me shi dhe vetetima...

05/07/2013

Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean.

04/07/2013

02/07/2013

Students in the class

(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)

When teacher say tomorrow will be exam

(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)

During the exam

(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)

When monitor comes in

(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)

In the end of the exam

(͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)

02/07/2013

nice one

25/06/2013

A man gets his new prescription for Vi**ra, and starts home to get ready for when his wife gets home.

He calls her on the phone, and she says, "I'll be home in an hour."

"Perfect," he thinks.

The Doctor told him to take his Vi**ra an hour before, so he takes the Vi**ra and waits.

Well, an hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife... She calls him on the cell phone and says, "Traffic is terrible. I won't be there for about an hour."

The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice.

"I've got a hard-on a cat couldn't scratch off and my wife won't be home for another hour! What should I do?" he asks.

The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?"

"Yes" the man replied.

"Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?" said the Doctor.

The man then replied with dismay, "But I don't need Vi**ra with the housekeeper...":)

13/06/2013

Help a girl in trouble & she will remember you
Only when she will be in trouble again. ... :P:P:P

10/06/2013

What's The Difference
Between Mother's&
Girlfriend's Tears??
A Classic Answer..
Mother's Tears"EFFECT Our
HEART" .. ♥
&
Girlfriend's Tears"EFFECT Our
POCKET". .. :O

31/05/2013

There's an old Italian man, and every year, he and his son plant a tomato garden together. This particular year, however, the son is in jail, and so the old man writes him a letter.

"My son, it is regrettable that you can't be here to plant the tomato garden with me this year. The soil is too hard for me to dig myself. I look forward to the day you come home so we can continue this tradition together."

The son writes back, "Father, don't dig up the tomato garden, that's where the bodies are buried."

That night around 2 AM, the police show up at the old man's house with a warrant to search the ground for bodies. After several hours of digging around, they find nothing, apologize to the man, and go on their way.

The next day, the man receives another letter from his son, "Father, given the circumstances, this was the best I could do. You should be able to plant the tomatoes now."

18/05/2013

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

The doctor says: I have some good news and some bad news.

The man says OK give me the good news first.

The doctor says The good news is you have 24 hours to live.

The man replies Oh no! If thats the good news then whats the bad news? . . . . .

The doctor says: The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday..

15/05/2013

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

10/05/2013

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mum and said, “He fought with me again. I am coming to live with you”.

Mom said, “No no my little girl, he must pay for his mistake...

I am coming to stay with you ..

04/05/2013

02/05/2013

Husband : Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind?

Wife : Didn't you hear his good words to me?

Husband : No, what did he say?

Wife : He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young.

Husband : Oh, I see. He's really blind.