06/03/2026
Weekend reflections #29 Stop it with all the obvious ChatGPT written stuff!!!
I’m going to be a bit cranky for a minute, partly because I’m on my third bad coffee this morning, but mostly because I keep reading posts and hearing speeches that are so obviously written by ChatGPT that I start looking around the room like, ‘are we all pretending we can’t hear this?‘ It’s not even subtle anymore, it’s like the same voice has moved into everyone’s mouth, and it’s always very confident, very smooth, very pleased with itself, and it says a lot while also saying absolutely nothing, like a warm bowl if beige.
As you know, I’m not anti-AI, I use it daily, I genuinely do, it’s great for getting a messy brain dump into an order that doesn’t make me want to lie down on the carpet, it’s great for getting stuff done faster, without the procrastination for “make this shorter” or “stop me repeating myself” or “what am I missing”, but what I’m seeing isn’t people using AI as a productivity tool, it’s totally replacing their personality! It’s like we’ve collectively decided having a point is optional as long as the words are in the right order and there’s a nice little finish that goes “because it matters”.
It’s got so bad that we’ve started a thing in the office, and I’m only admitting this because it’s funny, we’ve been to two events recently where the speeches were basically the same speech with different nouns swapped in, you know the ones, full of “pivotal moments” and “moving forward” and “let’s unpack this” and “a holistic approach” . Every time we hear “it’s not just blah.. it’s blah…”, or the classic banger “it matters” we elbow each other. It feels a bit like we’re watching tennis, except the tennis ball is a cliché and the prize is mild despair. If we were less appropriate it would become a drinking game, and if we were actually doing that we’d be under the table before the acknowledgements were finished.
To make sure I’m not imagining it, here’s a fake example of the exact flavour I mean, it’s nonsense but it will still feel familiar, which is the problem (and yes I got AI to write it because it nails fluff without substance):
“In a world where uncertainty is the new normal, we are at a pivotal moment. It’s not just about challenges, it’s about opportunities. Let’s unpack that. Now more than ever, we must come together to drive meaningful change, because the reality is there’s no silver bullet, but there is a path forward. It’s not just important, it’s vital. On the one hand, progress is complex. On the other hand, progress is essential. We need a holistic, people-centred approach that amplifies voices and meets the moment. This journey has reminded me that when we lean into innovation and show up with purpose, we can build a brighter tomorrow. Moving forward, I’m humbled and honoured to announce a bold new chapter with measurable outcomes. Because it matters.”
If you felt your brain slide off your skull halfway through, same.
And before anyone says it, yes, maybe I’m wrong and people aren’t using AI to craft their posts and speeches, and if that’s true I will eat my hat, brim first, but if I’m wrong then that’s even scarier because it means AI isn’t copying us anymore, we’re copying it, we’re training ourselves into this smooth, frictionless, nothing-specific way of speaking, and that’s grim, we keep saying we want more human connection for our mental health and at the same time we’re sanding off the human bits, the awkward bits, the specific bits, the bits where you can tell a real person wrote it and might actually have to stand behind it.
Anyway, I’ve made Spot The AI Wrote It Bingo, because if I have to sit through another “now more than ever” I want at least a small prize at the end, even if it’s just the satisfaction of whispering “tick” into my terrible coffee.
And yes, AI created the image ‘cause it’s better at it than me although it did take a few goes to get it right
So here’s the fun bit, what would you put in the”free space” square? what other obvious give aways can you spot? If you want to tag an obvious post, (or add the link to this post on the bottom of theirs as a subtle reminder) be kind. But also, come on.