Grasshopper Yoga Studio

24/07/2025

3 hours of mindfulness yoga

Dates: 2/8/25 Saturday
Time: 1-4 pm
@ montmorency secondary college 7, Dobson Rd, building R13 and R14

The basic routine of Qi Gong, yoga asanas, cupping and meditation. If you are interested in a 3 hour exorcism from the algorithm please book.

$50
Please book by Friday 1/8.
0466406301
grasshopperyoga@gmail.com

21/07/2025

Since the 29-31 August retreat is fully booked. There is now a new weekend opened for August 8-10. Please let me know if you are interested to come on the weekend of 8-10/August.

$500 single non sharing
$390 sharing.
A weekend of qi gong, yoga, cupping, meditation, bush walks and good vegetarian food.

0466406301
grasshopperyoga@gmail.com

12/07/2025

Food, yoga, bush walk, cakes, views or just coming to chill out.

11/07/2025

Another retreat at Kinglake this weekend 11/7-13/7, only one day (Saturday 12/7) spaces still available. Or else tough luck you will miss out on all the variety of mushrooms dishes that will be served this weekend.

If you have 3 or more people interested, we can arrange any weekend that suits you,

08/07/2025

Started seniors Qi Gong today at Keilor sports club. If you have seniors around the area, please let them know, can be on wheelchair.

$5 per class.
Every Tuesday 10-11 am

Qi Gong or Tai Chi (Meditation in motion)

The activity involves flowing movements with breathing in synchronicity to maximise mindfulness practice, a traditional mental and physical health exercise that treat the mind and body holistically. It will cater for all abilities as the exercise can be done sitting down. The combination of breathing and movement exercises can be use as a tool to overcome/manage a wide ranging mental and physical ailments like anxiety, fall prevention or pain management. No money back guarantee though as each person has to practice regularly to overcome those issues.

03/07/2025

Yoga classes (online or in person attendance) are still on during school holidays (up until December 15th, 2025) at Montmorency secondary College, 7, Dobsons Rd, Montmorency. Buildings R13 and R14.
Weekly timetable
(1) Weekly Monday classes,
(a) 6.00 pm - 7.10 pm : Mindfulness Yoga
(b) 7.15 pm - 7.45 pm : Cupping and guided relaxation
(c) 7.50 pm - 9.00 pm : Mindfulness Yoga.

(2) Sunday : Online only 4.15 pm - 5.15 pm & 5.15 pm - 6.15 pm

𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐘𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐊𝐮𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 @ 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤
If you have a minimum of 3 people, you can book any weekend that suits you and me. Below are the fixed dates but you can choose your dates if you have 3 people or more.

Send a message to learn more

26/06/2025

𝟑 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐠𝐚 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞: (3 hours of exorcism from the algorithm) @ montmorency secondary college, 7 , Dobson Rd. Buildings R13 & R14.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝟓𝐭𝐡 : 𝟏 𝐩𝐦 - 𝟒 𝐩𝐦
Beginner's qi gong, Yoga asanas, Cupping, meditation...$50

Please book by Friday July 4th :
0466 406 301
grasshopperyoga@gmail.com

21/06/2025

Stay above water in times of trouble.

The cost of war will always bear by the common people.
It is through the common people that bought the arguments of the s**t stirrers.
They rile up your hatred and anger.
To protect their own interest and hide under.

It is through the common people that they get their military drafts to feed their fevers.
The brainwashed ones that go to the front-line battles.
The nationalists return after a few tours.
Most will be suffering post traumatic stressed disorder.

PTST sufferers think that their nations will have them cover.
In the end, realising that they are the real sufferer.
Real life consequences for the common people is about to blow over.
Global economy recession or a nuclear winter.

Unfortunately many in America,
They have chosen a World Wrestling Federation Leader.
To guide us out of the present trouble waters.
There is nothing we can do now but surrender.

Whatever that will befall on us all, it does not matter
If you develop the art of practising calmness and stay above water.
Your happiness can be intact in an event of an economic disaster.
As happiness does not rely on the external materials.

A change of attitude towards frugality is the first answer.
Stay positive and do not let your happiness influence by the Orange man and the war mongers
Gratitude for you are located away from all the troubles.
Loving Kindness for those who are caught under the bombers.

May all beings be peaceful and let the karmic forces settle.
As this is a war between a new kid in the block and an old aging mafia.
One may say this sounds like a heartless cop out posture.
Whatelse can we do for we are not the masters of this matter.

Grasshopper

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19/06/2025

If Israel and US do not use nuclear bomb on Iran. I still stand by the view on this post I posted in October 2023. Not that I know anything about military strategies and military hardware, it's the nature of the delusional ego of the mind who have been on a high for so long and have never been challenged. It was directed at Nethanyahu's arrogance.

Don't think that the upper hand is always on your side.
As the law of impermanence is the one that decides.
Once the proliferation of drone warfare is on sight.
Then your arrogance will have to suffer blight.

Make peace and negotiate while in position of strength is might.
As humility is the one that is on the side of right.
If the cycle of violence continues with no end on sight,
Then no one is on the right side.