30/11/2025
*** WHY DO DOGS SNIFF 'DOWN THERE'? ***
(And why it’s not as rude as it seems!)
If you’ve ever had a dog wander up for a friendly pat and instead… well… head straight for your crotch, you’re definitely not alone!
It can be a little embarrassing, especially when you’re dog-sitting for friends, but rest assured — it’s completely normal dog behaviour.
It’s All About Scent...
Dogs live in a world ruled by smell. Their noses are incredible — with around 300 million scent receptors (compared to our 5 million!). When your dog sniffs another dog’s bottom — or a human’s private region — they’re not being cheeky, they’re gathering information.
Humans have sweat glands called apocrine glands located in the armpits and groin. These glands produce pheromones — chemical signals that carry details about a person’s identity, emotions, and even health. To a dog, that’s like reading your biography through scent!
“G'day!... who are you?”
When a dog sniffs your crotch, they’re basically saying “Nice to meet you! Tell me a bit about yourself.” They can tell if you’re male or female, roughly how old you are, and sometimes even if you’re stressed or unwell. It’s their way of getting to know you — the dog equivalent of shaking hands or checking out someone’s social media profile!
Why Some People Get More Sniffed Than Others
Ever noticed that dogs seem to zero in on some people more than others? That’s because scents vary between individuals. People who’ve recently exercised, have strong body chemistry, or are experiencing hormonal changes (like pregnancy or menstruation) often give off stronger pheromones. To a dog, that’s fascinating!
How to Handle It Politely
If you’d rather not have your four-legged friend’s nose in your personal space, then stay calm and don’t scold. They’re not being naughty — just curious.
Redirect their attention. Offer your hand for a sniff instead, or gently guide them to sit.
Use training cues. A simple “sit” or “leave it” can help reinforce good manners.
The Bottom Line (pun intended!)
So next time a dog heads south for a sniff, remember — it’s not personal, and it’s certainly not rude in their world! It’s simply a canine’s way of saying “G’day, mate — who are you really?”
And honestly, once you understand what’s going on, it’s pretty fascinating.
Just… maybe not the best party trick to encourage! 🐶😉