Dr Lane

Dr Lane Resident GP on Triple M Breakfast Show (South Australia). Specialist GP in adolescent health, men's health and HIV medicine.

Australia’s (unofficial) medico for comedy and entertainment 🩺💜
Creator of Bob, Maureen, Hoodie Kid & other catastrophes
Expect laughs, chaos & the occasional medical fact

12/12/2025

Bob told me he uses his home blood pressure monitor every day…
For a moment I was proud of him.
Then he clarified:
He’s been using it as a stubby holder. 🍺😂

Only Bob.

10/12/2025

Les vs Ladder.
Ladder won.
Maureen is unimpressed. 😅

😍😂
10/12/2025

😍😂

06/12/2025

Maureen came in today talking about something the grandkids are “obsessed with online” — apparently this new craze called SIX SEVEN.

Only problem…
She didn’t quite say SIX SEVEN the first time. 😳😂

I nearly had a full medical event of my own.

Will he follow my instructions though? 🤦‍♂️
05/12/2025

Will he follow my instructions though? 🤦‍♂️

05/12/2025

Bob needed to fast for his blood test.
Simple instructions, right?

05/12/2025

We freshened up the rooms and gave the place a new vibe.
It’s bright, welcoming…
and still somehow full of pens that don’t work. 🤷‍♂️✨

04/12/2025

Maureen arrived today with what she called a “deeply embarrassing issue.”
Flatulence.
But she reassured me they were “only the silent ones, doctor.”

Let’s just say:
They were not silent.
Not even close. 😂💨

I adore this woman.

02/12/2025

Bob came in today after chopping his finger off.
Tells me he Googled what to do… and only Bob could come up with the answer... 😂

11/11/2025

“So, did you ??”
Instant regret.

👀 The look says it all.

Apparently, I’m not allowed to say slay. Or vibe.
Or anything that sounds like I’m over 25.
Every GP, parent, or teacher has been here — trying to connect, instantly regretting it.

❤️ Like if you’ve ever tried to speak “teen” and failed spectacularly.

08/11/2025

“Just a repeat for my sleeping pills, doctor.”
“Oh, they’re not for me — they’re for Les.”

😂 Every GP has had a Maureen.
Every Les… should probably stick to beer.

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