Joanne's Temple - Colonics Hydrotherapy

12/01/2026

We're excited here at Joanne's Temple Colonics because something new is coming and we're just bursting to tell you what it is....

We promise we won't make you wait too long.

All will be revealed soon...

In the meantime, now is a good time to start your colonics journey if you haven't already done so, and for those who haven't had one in a while, we'd love to see you again.

Who knows, while you're here, we might just tell you what our little/big secret is - well, I'm sure you'll see it regardless :)

Look forward to seeing you soon xx

08/01/2026

Who's ready to surrender and let go?

My client this morning was ready to let it all go and as a result had some epic releases. Here's a sneak look at one of many releases she had.

It's a New Year and a great time to say goodbye to old 💩💩

I'm open throughout the holiday period so come see me and let's see what you're ready to let go of.

Look forward to seeing you soon 🌻

18/12/2025

Elf came to visit today, but oh boy, was he being naughty 😬

He started the day by quietly reading a book 💩 but then somehow made his way to the Colonics room and that's where the mischief took place 😱.

We finally got him down from the gravity tube, he said he was channeling his "inner fireman" and thought it was fun to slide down....oh Elf!!

We have only a few sneaky appointments before Christmas 🎄 if you're wanting an appointment before the festivities start. We will be closed from Wednesday 24th and back open again on Monday 29th.

See you soon 🌻

11/12/2025

Hi Friends,

If you're wanting to book in for a Colonics appointment before Christmas, call, text or book online for your appointment.

I will be working throughout the holiday period so if you find yourself eating a little too much or want to get the body back on track after the festivities, come see me, and lets get you sorted.

For those who are thinking of doing a Sol Cleanse juice cleanse, remember to use my code JOANNE10 for 10% off your purchase. Sol Cleanse has a variety of meal plans, juices and so much more, which is the perfect partner to a colonics.

Look forward to seeing you soon 🌻

07/12/2025

Papaya seeds anyone?

This amazing client is in the middle of a parasite cleanse where she is taking antiparasitic herbs as well as eating papaya seeds.

She released lots of seeds during her appointment and a massive critter 🪱🪱

Want to see what's lurking in your colon? Come see me.

If you're wanting appointments before the Christmas period, booking early is recommended so you don't miss out 🤗

Looking forward to seeing you soon 🌻

02/12/2025

Whatever angle you look at it from, it's better out than in 🪱🪱🪱

Full moon week never disappoints and this little big critter came out of my lovely client.

Where there's one, there's plenty more, especially of this size. I'd say it's been in there for a long time 😳

If the thought of having something like this inside you freaks you out, come see me.

Let's tackle it together 🙏

Book online or message. Links in my bio. Look forward to seeing you soon 🌻

09/11/2025

Hi friends,

I am super excited to be stocking Chelsey Jean Lymphatics products!

If you haven't seen pop up on your newsfeeds, you are truly missing out because these products are AMAZING!!!

I know I say that about everything I stock but it's true. I only stock products that I believe in and that work and these gloves WORK!

Let me tell you a little about what all the fuss is about.

Our Lymph system is essential for detoxification, immune, health, fat transportation, metabolism and energy levels. If it slows down, so do we.

So, what these gloves do, is stimulate the lymphatic system moving stagnant toxins so they can be released through our pathways such as a bowel movement/urination etc.

In other words, these gloves are just as good as having a Lymphatic drainage massage, except you can do this in the privacy of your own home everyday!

It takes 2 minutes a day to give your lymphatic system some much needed stimulation and they come with a step by step picture guide to follow so you know you can't stuff up the sequence 😊

These are available in store at
291 Childs Road, Mill Park for RRP $42.50 or online at my website (plus delivery for online orders).

Look forward to seeing you soon 🌻

05/10/2025

These are just a few pics of what was recently released by some of my amazing clients this week.

Want to see what's lurking in your colon?

Come see me 🌻

Hours:
Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday 9am to 8pm
Thursday and Friday 9am to 6pm
Saturday 8am to 3pm

291 Childs Road Mill Park Melbourne
Book online, link in my bio.

Look forward to seeing you soon 🌻🙏

01/10/2025

Hi Friends,

Thanks to the generosity of our beautiful clients our pay it forward jar is full!

We now have enough donations to gift TWO FREE colonics appointments!

How it works. Our beautiful clients donate to our Pay It Forward jar and once we receive 50% of the cost of a colonics appointment we donate a free colonics appointment to someone in the community who is doing it tough. Joanne’s Temple Colonics donating the other 50%.

We would love for you to help us choose who receives them.

Send us an email at admin@joannestemplecolonics.com.au nominating who you feel is doing it tough but would benefit from a Colonics appointment. You can even nominate yourself. Just give us a brief outline of why this person is deserving of a free appointment. Include their contact details such as mobile number and email address so if they are selected, we can be in touch and give them the great news!

Send nominations no later than close of business on Friday 10th October 2025.

The fine print:

Joanne’s Temple Colonics decision is final

The free Colonics appointment must be used within four weeks

It is for ONE colonics appointment for each person valued at $150 for a new client or $130 for a returning client

There are some contraindications to colonics. If the person who is chosen has contraindications, unfortunately, they will forfeit their appointment and someone else will be selected. There is NO transfer for cash or products, this is purely for a Colonics appointment

Not Transferable to anyone else. If selected and you can’t keep your appointment or don’t want the colonics appointment, you will forfeit and someone else will be selected.

Thank you for your understanding.

So, get nominating, we look forward to giving away two colonics appointments and helping those in our community who are doing it tough.

Look forward to seeing you soon 🌻

21/09/2025

06/09/2025

Everyday we see lots of different things released ranging from toxics, p**p, mucous, parasites, undigested food etc. What I love is the different shapes "these" things make.

For this one, I can see a very loose map of Australia or even a heart shape. What can you see?

Want to see what's lurking in your colon? Come see me 🌻

06/09/2025

Hi friends,

Stuck on what to get dad for Fathers' Day tomorrow?

For all those dads who have everything and are full of 💩 a Colonics appointment is the PERFECT gift!

But don't take my word for it! Get him a gift voucher from Joanne's Temple Colonics and let him tell you himself just how awesome having a Colonics is to his health and wellbeing!

He will seriously thank you for it.

Jump online to my website at www.joannestemplecolonics.com.au and select the "Book Now" button. Scroll all the way down to Gift Vouchers - there is a selection of different values you can choose, ranging from $50 right up to a three pack at $380.

Vouchers can be used for products or Colonics appointments. They are NOT refundable, however are transferable, so if dad isn't too keen having a tube up his bum, you can take his appointments instead or he can buy products.

The vouchers will be delivered instantly straight to your email inbox.

So, who's excited to see the look on dads face when he opens your gift? Take a pic and send it through, I'd love to see it too....😊

Look forward to seeing your dad (or you) soon 🌻