Fixed Price Cremations

Fixed Price Cremations Fixed Price Cremations offers a low cost alternative to traditional funerals.

19/03/2025

Unless you're "shut up" rich, you should be considering our services...

For the love of all that is holy do not let them give you a boring farewell...You wishes, your way.
17/03/2025

For the love of all that is holy do not let them give you a boring farewell...

You wishes, your way.

We do the cremating, you do the saving. 💰 It's a pretty good deal.
12/03/2025

We do the cremating, you do the saving. 💰

It's a pretty good deal.

Your family called from the distant future. They said thanks for not leaving them with a mess to sort out later. You roc...
10/03/2025

Your family called from the distant future. They said thanks for not leaving them with a mess to sort out later. You rock. 🤘

🇦🇺 Australiana Memorial Ideas:Party Pies ✅ Fairy Bread ✅ BBQ ✅ AC/DC ✅ The Angels ✅ Thongs ✅ Hills Hoist ✅ Beach ✅ Bush...
05/03/2025

🇦🇺 Australiana Memorial Ideas:

Party Pies ✅
Fairy Bread ✅
BBQ ✅
AC/DC ✅
The Angels ✅
Thongs ✅
Hills Hoist ✅
Beach ✅
Bush ✅

What else should we add to this list for a patriotic send off?

Your final act doesn’t need to break the bank. Save the drama (and dollars) for your Netflix queue. 🎬
03/03/2025

Your final act doesn’t need to break the bank. Save the drama (and dollars) for your Netflix queue. 🎬

They say nothing in life is certain except death and taxes. We say, at least one of those should come with a fixed price...
26/02/2025

They say nothing in life is certain except death and taxes. We say, at least one of those should come with a fixed price. 💸

25/02/2025

You don't have to be the Mistress of the Dark to plan your own funeral, but it doesn't hurt!

We can’t predict your future, but we can promise one thing—no hidden fees. Fortune tellers charge extra for that. 🔮
19/02/2025

We can’t predict your future, but we can promise one thing—no hidden fees. Fortune tellers charge extra for that. 🔮

Some people baulk at the thought of planning their own funeral, claiming it's morbid or even 'putting it into the univer...
18/02/2025

Some people baulk at the thought of planning their own funeral, claiming it's morbid or even 'putting it into the universe'.

These same people though are generally happy to take out health insurance, car insurance, and home and contents without batting an eyelid - just in case those things happen.

While that's certainly wise to do, it's time we start looking at funeral planning the same way and making our own arrangements, after all, you might never need your insurance, but each and every one of us will have a funeral.

We're gonna go out on a limb and suggest you don't turn to us for a Valentine's gift...
12/02/2025

We're gonna go out on a limb and suggest you don't turn to us for a Valentine's gift...

Who needs bells and whistles when you can have simple, respectful, and budget-friendly? Save where it counts and leave m...
10/02/2025

Who needs bells and whistles when you can have simple, respectful, and budget-friendly?

Save where it counts and leave more behind. 💛

Some people leave behind a legacy, others a massive to-do list. Be the first one. Your family will thank you. 📝
05/02/2025

Some people leave behind a legacy, others a massive to-do list. Be the first one. Your family will thank you. 📝

We don’t believe in small print or big surprises—unless it’s cake. Cake surprises are always welcome. 🎂
03/02/2025

We don’t believe in small print or big surprises—unless it’s cake.

Cake surprises are always welcome. 🎂

30/01/2025

When you're tired but you're sassy. 👅

Spend your money on memories, not unnecessary extras. Affordable cremation = more for family road trips, dream holidays,...
27/01/2025

Spend your money on memories, not unnecessary extras.

Affordable cremation = more for family road trips, dream holidays, or that ridiculously cool teapot collection.

If adulting were a sport, pre-planning your funeral would be the Olympic event. Gold medal, anyone? 🥇
23/01/2025

If adulting were a sport, pre-planning your funeral would be the Olympic event. Gold medal, anyone? 🥇

You’d compare prices for car insurance—why not your farewell? Savvy never goes out of style. 💼 💅
21/01/2025

You’d compare prices for car insurance—why not your farewell?
Savvy never goes out of style. 💼 💅

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