Yeet Infection

21/05/2022

Still the best joke on this page

06/09/2020

Ernie Dingo took my baby

27/08/2020

If I fart on the bus, then I fart on the bus, I fart on a bus and the bus farts on us

10/08/2020

It’s 11:11 an I poo my pants

20/06/2020

If you’re reading this then you’re not actually reading this, you’re having a psychotic break. This is your therapist speaking, please wake up. Facebook doesn’t exist, it’s just a coping mechanism you invented. Please wake up, your friends miss you and your payment details are expiring.

20/06/2020

Skate 4 should include scooter kids so that I can live out the fantasy of trucking them when they get in my fu***ng way

03/06/2020

It’s over, Anakin! I have the fo****in!

03/06/2020

If the civil war is in the USA, who’s gonna invade the country to install democracy?

23/05/2020

www.wikifeet.com

The collaborative celebrity feet website

28/04/2020

So Drake went and produced a show about high schoolers having sex.........🤨

21/04/2020

10 Things I Hate About You

I hate the way you charge me entry
And the way your walls smell like sweat
I hate the way you empty my bank account
I hate it when you’re busy and there’s a line to get in

I hate your big dumb seccys saying “not tonight mate”
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme

I hate the way you're always a vibe
I hate it when you end those drink specials
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me broke

I hate the way you're not around
And the fact that you didn't tell me this could happen
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

12/04/2020

Friendly reminder

01/04/2020

A friendly reminder that all bu***ke must be done from a safe, social distance.
Stay safe out there everyone xo

27/03/2020

Oh god

26/03/2020

YouTube tutorials for home made Fleshlights are about to skyrocket in views.

26/03/2020

Only one man can beat corona

26/03/2020

Shoutout to the essential workers.

Healthcare workers
Supermarket workers
Drug dealers

You’re carrying society on its back rn. 🙌🏻

23/03/2020

They back and on a rampage

F**k it, this page is back and more opinionated than ever

First target on the block is Culture Kings shame on you for this disgusting Marketing.

Knowing thousands of people have just lost their jobs or are about to be financially challenged and you wanna make a hip advertising campaign around what could be someone's very lifeline. Not only that the sale isn't even good 25% off but you still have to waste $150 when you may not be able to pay rent.

Unaustralian, try and sue me - can't even get a court in session for 6 months and this is all my opinion so suck my left nut xx

Then again the people who shop at culture king's aren't much better x