07/01/2026
We just have one question for 2025: What the hell was that!!?? An entire year of feeling like mercury was in gatorade (or whatever that hot astrology chick we went on a few dates with told us, we weren't really listening, the septum piercing was quite distracting).
1. Over 11 million drinks served. Never in our teeny tiny insignificant existence did we think that would be possible. All thanks to you, noble drink drinkers.
2. Salted Grapefruit, Salted Grapefruit, oh where for art thou Salted Grapefruit? Our favourite problem child will be back on shelves Jan 2026.
3. Double Ginger down and out for the best part of a year, making a late comeback in December. Just in time to not be able to purchase it for Christmas. Thanks StrangeLove.
4. Our very first Fashion week. We came, we saw, we stood awkwardly in the corner while good looking people drank our drinks.
5. More StrangeLove in more places can only be a good thing.
6. We ditched a bunch of old favourites, much to the dismay of our loyal drinkers. We know we suck. We miss them too. Send enough hate mail and we will be forced to resurrect (if customer service asks, I didn't tell you to do that 😉)
7. Peachy keen. If you haven't tried this drink, then get it in your mouth immediately.
8. Cheers to 2026. Manifesting less f*ck ups, a new brand glow up and hell, we might even throw in a few drinks too.
