Mt Colah Pharmacy and Post Office

21/07/2025

Joke of the Week:
Q: What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
A: One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
Ha ha Have a great day everyone! :)

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21/07/2025

Quote of the Week:

09/07/2025

What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"

02/07/2025

JOKE OF THE WEEK:
Thanks to a friend for this week's joke:

I heard this one from Ricky Gervais this week:

"One day a librarian sees a chicken come into the library. The chicken walks around clucking "book book, book book". The librarian puzzled, give a book to the chicken. The chicken takes it and leaves.

After a while the chicken returns, clucking "book book, book book". The librarian puzzled, give it another book and the chicken leaves.

Once again the chicken returns and clucks "book book, book book". The librarian give it another book, but curious follows the chicken.

The librarian follows the chicken to a nearby park where it gave the book to a frog. The frog looks at the book and croaks "Read it, read it"." Ha ha

22/06/2025

Joke of the Week:
Q: What did the necklace say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead, I’ll hang around. Ha ha
Happy Monday Everyone!

Reference: https://upjoke.com/necklace-jokes..

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14/06/2025

Men's Health Week:
What to do if a mate is doing it tough - You could save someone's life.

14/06/2025

Men's Health Week:
Learning to help a mate doing it tough can save lives:

14/06/2025

Men's Health Week:
Signs that a mate is doing it tough:

14/06/2025

Men's Health Week: 9-15th June 2025:
Men's Health Facts:
* 50 men a day die from preventable causes
* Better Wealth = Better Health
Know Your Risks:
* Watch your habits: Diet, exercise, smoking and alcohol intake
* Know You Numbers: Weight, Blood Pressure, Blood Glucose Level and Cholesterol Level
* Check Your Environment: Air Pollution and UV Exposure
Take Action:
*Mind Your Body: Stay mentally healthy improves your physical health
* Get Checked: Know what health checks are right for you
* Choose One Thing: Make one change for the good of your health
You can be a men's health champion:
1. Know the facts
2. Take action
3. Tell your mates
Reference: https://www.amhf.org.au/

14/06/2025

During Men's Health Week Know the signs a mate is doing it tough:

13/06/2025

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12/06/2025

JOKE OF THE WEEK:
Q: What is it called when you can’t sleep but eat all night instead?
A: Insomnomnomnia ha ha

Reference:

Funny medical puns aimed at instruments, doctors, nurses, prescriptions, and all the inconveniences you endure while at an appointment are laughed at wholeheartedly here.