03/07/2022
One day a boy asked his grandfather, “Hey Grandpa, can you make a frog sound?”
“Sure I can,” replied the grandfather. “But why did you want to know?”
“Well,” says the boy, “Grandma says that when you croak, we can all go to Hawaii.”
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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a ‘living will’.
“Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle,” the husband said.
His wife got up, unplugged the television and threw away all his beer.
