Swanpool CFA from June 2023

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Good morning Swanpool friends, Another excellent post from District 12...https://www.facebook.com/share/17qU9j4QRG/
27/01/2026

Good morning Swanpool friends,
Another excellent post from District 12...
https://www.facebook.com/share/17qU9j4QRG/

The "We Are Not A Pizza Delivery Service" Post 🚒💨
Listen, I’m going to be real with you because I’ve had three coffees ☕️ and the AI I’m using to make this sound "professional" is currently glitching out. 🤖🥴

Dave is currently staring at a map of the South West trying to make the maths work.
Spoiler: It doesn’t. 🗺️✖️
Phil is checking the tyres on the tanker for the fourth time today 🚜💨, and Mandy is just vibrating with stress in the corner.
Steve? Steve is just staring blankly at a spreadsheet of fleet numbers and sighing. 📉😮‍💨

Here is the cold, hard, un-sugarcoated truth:
We do not have a fire truck for every driveway. 🏠
🚫 No amount of fancy wording or "hero" imagery changes the fact that pretending we can be at every gate is pure fantasy. 🧚✨

The Reality Check: 📢
The Maths is Cruel: If your town has 500 houses and we have two trucks... well, I’m not a mathlete, but those odds are worse than a cold meat pie. 🥧❄️

We Aren't Immune to Fire: If it’s too fierce, we pull back. We like our volunteers (and Phil) alive, thanks. 🙅‍♂️🔥

Roads Aren't Always Open: If trees are down or visibility is zero, we aren't getting through. We’re good, but we aren't "driving through a wall of solid wood and smoke" good. 🌲🚜

The Ember Shuffle: Embers can jump 30km. While we’re out chasing a spot fire, your street might be left undefended. It’s not personal; it’s just physics being a jerk. ☄️🚫

The Bottom Line: If your fire plan is "I’ll just wait for the big red truck," you don't have a plan—you have a wish. 🌠 And as Mandy keeps telling me, "Hope is not a strategy." 🙅‍♀️📋

Leave early. 🚗💨 Prep your property. 🧹 Don't make the crew have to come rescue you because you thought we had a fleet of 5,000 hidden in a secret shed somewhere. We don't. 🏚️🚫

23/01/2026

ATTENTION CLASS! 📢 Angela is grading your "Defence Plan" and Phil just got an 'F'. 📝🔥

Admin here. I’m hiding in the truck.

Angela has decided to conduct "Home Defense Audits" today. She just landed on Phil the dill’s fence while he was watering his hydrangeas and telling the neighbour, "Yeah mate, I reckon I’ll stay and fight if it comes through. I’ve got a hose." 🥒🚿

Angela actually laughed so hard she nearly fell off the post. Then she opened her Clipboard of Doom and absolutely shredded him.

Angela’s Lecture (Listen up, Darlings):

🪖 "This isn't a movie, Sweetheart." You think defending is standing on the veranda with a beer and a hose? Cute. Reality: It is 10+ hours of physical labour in 40°C heat, in pitch black smoke, while a jet engine screams in your ear. Phil gets winded walking to the fridge. Phil will not survive this.

🪖 "Polyester is a death wish." I see you in those boardies and bin tang singlet. Reality: Radiant heat melts synthetic fabric onto your skin. You need heavy cotton overalls, leather boots, gloves, goggles, and a P2 mask. You need to look like a Minion, but less yellow and more fireproof.

🪖 "Your garden tap is a decoration." Phil thinks the water will stay on. Reality: When the power goes, the mains water dies. Unless you have a petrol fire pump and 10,000L of independent water that you have actually tested, you are defending your home with a damp wish.

🪖 "The Red Trucks aren't coming for you." This is the big one. Phil thinks we will turn up to save his pergola. Reality: On a bad day, every truck is committed. You are on your own. If you panic (and you will), there is no 000 backup.

The Pivot (Admin trying to save Phil's ego):

Angela is harsh, but she’s right. "Staying and Defending" is a legitimate plan for well-prepared rural properties with the right gear and training.

For everyone else? For the Phils of the world? Your best defense is to be in a cinema in Warrnambool eating a Choc-Top while the fire passes. 🍦🎬

Don't be a hero. Be smart. Leave early. -Admin ☕️ (scared of Angela)

Good morning Swanpool Please read the VicEmergency update on thunderstorms today.Stay safe out there. Jessica, Swanpool ...
14/01/2026

Good morning Swanpool
Please read the VicEmergency update on thunderstorms today.
Stay safe out there.
Jessica, Swanpool CFA Community Safety Officer
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Severe thunderstorms are predicted to develop today (Thursday 15 January) and into the next few days in parts of the state, including the Hume Region. Conditions are likely to bring heavy rainfall and damaging winds.

Due to recent fire in the landscape, storms may present additional risk. Bushfires can have long-lasting impacts on the natural environment, increasing the dangers from floods and storms, and the chance of landslides

Watch out for trees which may be more likely to fall in gusty winds due to the stress from recent heat and fire damage.

Stay safe by
• Avoiding burnt areas or along river banks and gullies during and immediately after rainfall.
• Never enter floodwater – a car can float in just 15cm of water
• Think about how fires might have impacted your storm risk – areas most likely to be impacted are located downhill and downstream from burnt areas.

Stay informed of warnings at emergency.vic.gov.au. For flood and storm safety, visit the Victoria State Emergency Service website - ses.vic.gov.au.

Good morning Swanpool, Longwood fire update:  here is a link to the community meeting held on Monday evening (12 Jan) in...
13/01/2026

Good morning Swanpool, Longwood fire update: here is a link to the community meeting held on Monday evening (12 Jan) in Euroa to provide an update about the Longwood fires. It's a little dated, but there is still lots of good information:

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08/01/2026

Good morning Swanpool, I expect many of you, like us, will be tired from preparing your farms/houses, packing Go Bags and planning where you'll go and how you'll get there if you're going to leave. Good on you. That's time well spent.
At the moment I'm finding it helpful to have the local (old fashioned battery operated) radio tuned to ABC (97.7FM) which is providing almost continual updates, plus I'm regularly checking the BOM and Windy apps. I also follow the VicEmergency page for more information. I check outside too. I'm keeping in touch with my neighbours too.
How are you staying informed?
Take care out there.
Jessica, Swanpool CFA Community Safety Officer

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17/12/2025

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🌡️🔥 Did You Know ... It Doesn't Have To Be 40°C For A Significant Fire To Start? 🌡️🔥

We've spent a lot of time lately on this page talking about Extreme and Catastrophic fire weather—and for good reason. While these days undoubtedly present the highest risk to life and property, they aren't the only days fires occur, and they aren't the only days you could be impacted by a fire.

It's the days you least expect that can catch you out.

There is a common misconception that if the temperature drops and the rating sits at Moderate or High, the risk has vanished or that "CFA will put it out". While it is true that we manage to control most fires in these milder conditions, this isn't always the case, and this complacency can be dangerous.

Significant fires can—and do—occur on "mild" days.

📉 The Flowerdale Example:
To understand this risk locally, we only have to look back at the Flowerdale fire from a couple of years ago. The conditions on the day it started did not scream "bushfire danger" to the average person:

🌤️ Temperature: It was a pleasant 21-22°C.
🌬️ Wind: A medium-to-strong gusting wind was coming from the South (a direction usually associated with cooler, safer winds).

Despite these "mild" metrics, the fire took hold rapidly, growing to over 990 hectares in size. Conditions became so serious that Watch and Act – Stay Near Shelter warnings were issued to the community.

🔥 Why did it happen?
Fire behaviour is driven by more than just air temperature. The landscape was critically dry. When grass and forest fuels are fully cured (dried out), they don't need a heatwave to burn—they just need a spark and some wind.

That "mild" Flowerdale fire:
🗓️ Burnt for multiple days.
🚒 Required a massive multi-agency response including multiple aircraft and night fire bombing operations.
🚜 Devastated agricultural land and farming infrastructure (fencing and sheds).
🏠 Impacted homes and the local community.

🌎 Global Proof: Los Angeles Winter Fires:
We saw tragic proof of this overseas recently. The catastrophic Los Angeles fires in January 2025 showed that the concept of a traditional "fire season" isn't always reliable.

Historically considered the "wet season" (winter), the Palisades and Eaton fires defied expectations. Fuelled by severe winds in the dead of winter, the impact was unprecedented:

🏚️ Over 18,000 structures destroyed.
💸 Total economic losses over $150 billion.

It serves as a stark reminder that we all must be ready for high-consequence incidents, no matter how mild the weather seems.

✅ The Takeaway:
Don't let the thermometer or mild weather fool you. If the landscape is dry, there is a risk. If it's windy, that adds considerably to the risk too.

A Moderate or High rating means you should still be ready for a fire to start.

Check your surroundings, keep up with what's happening around you with the VicEmergency app, and remember: Fire doesn't check the weather forecast before it spreads.

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05/12/2025

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🔥 Did You Know … A Wind Change Can Turn "We’re Safe" into "We’re Dead" in an Instant? 🔥

We've already posted in-depth about planning, preparation, radiant heat, sheltering inside, and many, many other subjects. We try hard to lay out the realities of living in one of the most bushfire-prone places on this big round ball we call home.

But this time, we are talking about how a Wind Change can change everything in an instant—and how you could be left fighting for your life in the blink of an eye.

During a large bushfire that seems to be off in the distance or not directly impacting them yet, many people think they can 'wait and see'. They see the main fire front heading in a different direction and think, "It’s moving past us, we are okay," or "The fire is not heading our way, we’re fine."

They are wrong.

This implies they have time.

You don’t.

Not only should you have heeded our repeated messages and warnings and LEFT EARLY, but in Extreme or Catastrophic conditions, when a wind change hits, if you are in the wrong place, an unstoppable firestorm is now instantly bearing down on you like a freight train on steroids.

You are now in the path of a high-energy, life-taking firestorm.

Your survival now comes down to a roll of the dice.

Do you feel THAT lucky?

This specific scenario—a wind change on an already large, intense fire—is the nightmare that keeps experienced firefighters awake at night.

Here is the brutal reality of what happens when your luck runs out and how the trap snaps shut.

🛑 THE PHYSICS OF DEATH: Flank Becomes Front

Imagine a fire that is long and skinny, running with the wind. The "head" or main front is narrow, maybe 1km wide, but the "flank" (the side) might be 5km, 10km or more long.

When the wind changes direction (often 90 degrees during a cool change), that massive 10km long side of the fire instantly becomes a 10km wide front of the fire.

In a heartbeat, a situation you thought was passing you by becomes a monster firestorm. And it is now heading right for you. The intensity doesn't just double; it multiplies.

This is what takes a predicable (somewhat), "behaving" fire and turns it into a large, fast-moving, unstoppable monster. A monster that moves with speed, with one aim: to feed itself more fuel. It will even make its own weather. It has an appetite for anything in its path.

If this situation occurs in the worst of the worst conditions, nothing in its path stands a chance.

⚠️ WHAT IT FEELS LIKE (The Reality Check)

If you are still there when this happens during Extreme or Catastrophic conditions, this is what you will face:

💨 The Speed: That "slow" fire you were watching suddenly accelerates to speeds faster than a human can run—and often faster than you can drive on a smoke-choked road.

🔥 The Heat: You won't just feel "hot." The radiant heat is unsurvivable in the open. At these levels, radiant heat will blister your skin and scorch your airways from hundreds of metres away—long before the flames actually touch you. It is hot enough to melt the tires on your car and shatter your windows.

🌑 The Darkness: Day turns to absolute night. The smoke becomes so thick you literally cannot see the bonnet of your car. You will become disoriented on roads you have driven for 20 years. You will crash.

☄️ The Ember Storm: It isn't just one or two sparks. It is a blizzard of millions of burning embers flying sideways like bullets. They don't just land; they are driven into every crack and crevice of your home, your shed, and your vehicle. Spot fires will start all around you, and simply, you will be overwhelmed by radiant heat, smoke, noise and fire.

❌ THE HARDEST TRUTH

If you are caught in this transition on a bad day, a fire truck cannot save you.

🚫 Firefighters cannot drive into these conditions.
🚫 Aircraft cannot fly in high winds and zero visibility.
🚫 000 cannot talk you through it.

Basically, when this happens, our crew's safety takes precedence over everything. We pull our crews back and get them to safety and out of the path of the fire.

Exactly what you should have done by not being there.

If the wind changes and you are in the path of this new fire front, the laws of physics dictate that survival is unlikely. History tells us this many, many times.

You are on your own, in the dark, terrified, and facing conditions that kill. You will feel terror like you have never felt before.

Sadly, if caught out like this, again history tells us, right there in black and white, that you will likely die a horrible, painful death.

✅ THE ONLY SOLUTION

Please, as we say over and over and over again, the only guaranteed way to survive is not to be there. It is Leaving Early.

It is your call.

Are you willing to roll the dice and put your life on the line?

Because that is exactly what "waiting and seeing" is doing.

Don't bet or gamble your life.

Don't become a statistic likely mentioned on this page.

Just Leave Early. Please?

Another must read post from District 12.https://www.facebook.com/share/1Km1wRgSkZ/
04/12/2025

Another must read post from District 12.
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🔥 Did you know… What Really Happens If You Shelter in a House During a Fire on an Extreme or Catastrophic Day? 🔥

(Blunt. Honest. No sugar-coating — because your life matters.)

When we say in Extreme or Catastrophic conditions, Leaving Early is the ONLY guaranteed way to survive, we don’t say it for effect, we don’t say it for drama — we say it because of history, because of science, and because decades of experience tell us exactly what happens inside a house when a firestorm arrives. We say this because we care, and we simply want you to survive.

Staying and defending, waiting to see, or however you end up sheltering in a house during fire on an Extreme or Catastrophic day, it's not a place you want to be and is likely a place you may never leave.

Here’s the truth about sheltering in place in Extreme or Catastrophic conditions, your survival will come down to pure luck.

Not bravery. Not a hose. Not a sprinkler system. Not a “good plan.”

Luck.

And luck is not a plan.

Let’s break it down 👇

🏚️ What to Expect When a Firestorm Hits a House:

On Extreme or Catastrophic fire weather days, bushfires behave in ways most people have never witnessed:

🔥 Radiant heat outside can kill in seconds — long before flames touch the building.

🔥 The building will normally catch fire from ember attack — the most common way houses ignite in a bushfire — even when the main fire is still kilometres away. Embers get into gutters, any gap in the structure, under the floor, into roof spaces, and ignite anything flammable they land on.

🔥 Homes can ignite from the inside. Radiant heat passes through glass, igniting curtains, furniture, and carpet or causing windows to shatter, letting the heat in — without a flame ever touching the house.

🔥 The Shelter Trap: Because embers can arrive long before the fire front, your house could be fully engulfed or destroyed before the main fire even arrives. This leaves you exposed outside with zero protection just as the lethal radiant heat and fire front hits.

🔥 The "Hidden" Fire: Embers can enter your roof cavity through gaps you didn't even know existed. Many houses burn down because a fire starts in the roof while the residents are sheltering in the rooms below, completely unaware.

🔥 Windows often crack or shatter under the heat load, allowing embers and even more intense heat to pour inside just as the fire front arrives. Pumps die, water pressure drops and you are left with no defense.

🔥 Smoke becomes thick, black, and choking — you will not be able to see or breathe properly.

🌪️ The house shakes and roars as the firestorm hits — survivors describe it as a jet engine or freight train overhead.

A house is not a bunker. A house is fuel.

🚨 The Speed of the Threat:

We have mentioned a lot lately how people can die within 20 minutes of a fire starting in these conditions.

We won’t be specific, but here is a reality check:

In one tragic case, a fire started kilometres away. By the time a couple saw the smoke and fire coming, they didn’t have time to defend. They took shelter inside.

Within 15 to 20 minutes of the fire’s ignition, the building was on the ground.

The house didn't just catch fire; driven by the wind and the intensity of the flames, the structure failed and collapsed on top of them almost immediately.

They never came out.

⚠️ What Happens to YOU Inside:

This is the part people don’t want to imagine — but must:

🌡️ Air becomes superheated — one or two breaths can scorch your airways.
📉 Oxygen drops rapidly — consciousness can fade quickly.
☠️ Toxic smoke fills rooms — even without flames, the smoke alone can kill.
💥 Flashover can occur inside — everything in the room ignites almost instantly.
🏚️ Structural failure can trap or crush anyone sheltering (as described above).

You cannot “wait this out.”

This is not a storm.

This is a lethal, high-energy event tearing through your home.

🧭 If You Are Caught Out and Have NO CHOICE But to Shelter:

These steps do not make it safe — they only slightly increase your odds:

🏠 Shelter in a room with at least two ways out, ideally on the lee side (the side furthest from the fire) and with a view of the outside so you know when the front has passed.
🚪 Shut all doors between you and the approaching fire.
🧣 Stay low — air may be marginally cooler and clearer.
👕 Wear cotton or wool clothing — synthetics melt.
🚫 Do NOT go outside while the fire front is passing. Radiant heat kills fast.
😮‍💨 Cover your mouth and nose with a damp cloth — it may buy seconds.
🌑 Expect darkness — smoke blocks daylight.
🧯 Patrol inside if safe: Check for embers or spot fires in other rooms and extinguish what you can, but do not expose yourself to radiant heat outside.
⏳ It’s not just about the fire front. Ember attack can start long before the main fire arrives. You could lose your house early, leaving you with no shelter at all just as the main fire front hits.

⚠️ CRITICAL NOTE: If your house catches fire and becomes untenable, you must get out. Move onto already burnt ground or a cleared area if possible.

Even with all this, the outcome is unpredictable.

🎲 The Reality: It Will Be a Roll of the Dice

In the worst of the worst conditions, it is literally a roll of the dice whether you live or die.

In all honesty — as a fire service that has fought these fires for decades — there is no truly “safe” sheltering option inside a house in these sorts of conditions.

No matter how prepared, no matter how well setup.

There is no real "safe" option.

Not for residents. Not for firefighters. Not for anyone.

🏃‍♂️🔥 And This Is Why We Say It Over, and Over, and Over:

In Extreme or Catastrophic conditions, Leaving Early is the ONLY guaranteed way not to die.

Not sometimes. Not “if you’re prepared.” Always.

When Extreme or Catastrophic fire danger is forecast for your area:

👉 Leave early. Before a fire even starts.
👉 Go somewhere safer and stay there.
👉 Return only when conditions ease.

Your home can be rebuilt. You cannot.

Stay safe. Plan early. Leave early. Every time. 🔥🧡

🚨 ADMIN NOTE: WE’RE TIME TRAVELLING 🚨 We won’t be online much tomorrow. So, because we’re generous like that, we are giving you tomorrow’s post, today. Read it. Absorb it. Share it.

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