𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲

06/01/2025

girls will destroy their lives over a guy who looks like this

24/12/2024

kissing her whole body is old fashioned..

pull out her tampon and suck on it

24/12/2024

i love “are we talking to the same guy” groups because it’s always a bunch of girls acting rabid over a dude that looks like he has skid marks in his pants

12/12/2024

took the temu abortion pill now i can’t read

09/12/2024

imagine blocking me and i crawl through the hole in your v**e like the ring

18/11/2024

i found someone's asthma puffer on the road this morning, it has a USB port so it must be an expensive electric one... it’s also dirty & sticky so i assume it's been lost for quite a while.
someone must be missing it.

12/11/2024

imagine hating me and i’m at home oiling myself up ready to slide around the floor naked slapping my hands together making noises as if i was a seal

10/11/2024

u ever meet a man and it's so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the f**k up

07/11/2024

it do be that time of the month

could be us this christmas

12/02/2024

imagine ur getting backshots from frankenstein and his dick falls off inside u

27/11/2022

when rihanna said ”we found love in a hopeless place” she meant the central coast

08/11/2022

"i made your legs shake"

i haven’t ate in 3 days bro calm down

25/10/2022

getting ur c**t rubbed by a dj probs go crazy, he be down there like wikiwikiwiki