01/04/2026
Tim Wilson’s Masterclass in Political Hypocrisy: The NDIS "Honeypot" vs. His Own Track Record 🤡
Low-life career politician Tim Wilson is back in Parliament, and he’s found a new hobby: lecturing us about the NDIS. In a recent speech, he called the scheme a "honeypot for organized crime" and "deep corruption."
The only problem? He was in government for SIX YEARS while this was happening and did absolutely nothing. 🤐
While he’s now acting like a "white knight" for the NDIS, let’s look at what he was actually doing when his party had control of the country:
❌ Abusing Government Inquiries: As a sitting MP, he turned an official Parliamentary inquiry into a "partisan roadshow" to help a relative’s investment firm (where he held shares!). He used taxpayer resources to harvest data for the Liberal Party. That’s the real "honeypot" corruption. 📉
❌ Betting Against Australia: While families were struggling, Tim Wilson held a "Black Swan" investment—literally a bet that the Australian economy would crash. Imagine being in government and hoping for a market collapse just to pad your own wallet. 💸
❌ The COVID Grifter: While Victorians were suffering through lockdowns, Wilson was busy claiming $37,500 in taxpayer travel allowances to stay in his own Canberra apartment. Rules for thee, but not for me. 🏠
❌ The "Wreathgate" Egomaniac: He’s so desperate for relevance that he hijacked an Anzac Day service, stepping over a sitting MP to lay a wreath that wasn't his. Even volunteers called his behavior "inappropriate." 🎖️
❌ NDIS Hypocrisy: He calls the NDIS a "design problem" now, but where was this energy when he was in power? He stood by while billions were allegedly lost, only to start complaining once he was safely back in opposition. 👄💨
❌ Legal Bully: He tried to use the Supreme Court to silence his opponents by calling their signs "unlawful"—only to be humiliated when the court told him he was dead wrong. ⚖️
The Verdict: Tim Wilson doesn’t care about "vulnerable people" or "taxpayer money"—he only cares about Tim Wilson. He had the power to fix the systems he's now complaining about, but he was too busy looking out for his own portfolio and his next media stunt.
Goldstein deserves better than a low-life who bets against the country he’s supposed to serve. 🚮
National Disability Insurance Scheme Amendment (Integrity and Safeguarding) Bill 2025