The Milk Bros

17/07/2022

28/02/2022

BREAKING - THIS JUST IN

After long suspected reports, it has been confirmed that Pooptin's preferred milk is indeed peppermint crisp.

After confirmation of this, the milk bros have begun mobilising their forces and readied their deterrent weapons.

Make no mistake. Russia will pay for this crime.

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06/05/2021

Hello There! We're Declan and Jayden, the two man team bearing the Myrmidon name and this year we want to raise $1500 to help the Children's Hospital at Westmead. We'd love for you to support the Myrmidons on their journey for Bob 'Tug' Wilson's walk for Kids with cancer. You can do this a few diffe...

18/02/2021

18/02/2021

An official Milk Bros™ announcement:

As all news sources have now been pulled from Facebook Australia, we will now be taking on the role of your primary news and information source on everything milk and dairy.

We ask you share this important update with your friends, family and colleagues.

22/12/2020

Truly, a fight to the death

16/12/2020

Honestly...

06/12/2020

Today is a cold day in hell..

Somehow, the Milk Bros' favourite beverage, strawberry milk, has been defeated in emphatic fashion.

We are bigger men and will admit choccy milks win. However, we acknowledge the delusional masses have overrided this competition and outcasted stawby.

You all obviously need to be educated and learn that you are wrong.

But, without further ado, your champion, Oak's Chocolate Milk. Congratulations, this may be the highest honour bestowed upon any milk 🎉🍫🥛

05/12/2020

This was nearly inevitable...
It'll be a Stawby v choccy grand finale 😯😯

05/12/2020

After a valiant and well fought attempt, the forces of Dairy Farmers were defeated at the hands of Oak Chocolate Milk at the battle of the semi finals.

Tonight will be the final night of the tournament, with none other than the grand finale taking place. This is the moment we have all been waiting for, the matchup we all knew was coming, a battle which will be remembered for long to come. For Oak's two titans face eachother tonight. In the left corner we have the venerable sovereign milk of the milk bros, Oak Strawberry. Loved by all with class who have a taste for the finer things in life. It's a beautiful reminder or life's many pleasures. In the right corner we have the malevolent and unwavering Oak Chocolate milk, consumed only by children and those who are yet to mature. Yet despite its shortcomings it is an absolute cash cow for Oak, and will be a tough competitor to say the least.

Don't forget that you can also vote on our Instagram to double your vote as they're all added together. Follow us at milk.bros

So who will your vote go to in the grand finale for the best Australian milk of all time?
❤️ for Oak Strawberry flavoured milk
😡 for Oak Chocolate flavoured milk

04/12/2020

Tonight we finish the semi finals, with two very strong competitors facing eachother in round 14 after Strawberry's close but valiant victory.

In the left corner we have one of the Oak Fan Favourites, Oak Chocolate. While the milk bros see it as our mortal enemy, we understand that it is the personal favourite of many of our milk drinking fans. In the right corner we have the loved and undisputed (besides by maybe plant milk drinking vegans) Dairty Farmer's Full Cream Milk. While we all have different favourite brands, we can all get behind the Aussie owned Dairy Farmers. Without it, none of our loved and valued flavours would be possible.

So who will your vote go to tonight?

❤️ Oak Chocolate flavoured milk
😡 Dairy Farmer's full cream milk

04/12/2020

Strawberry Milk has advanced to the finale!!!

With a mere 18 votes separating the two fine beverages, strawberry milk has edged out vanilla malt in a thrilling and exciting contest.

We bid vanilla malt goodbye, but a valiant effort from a well respected milk.

The second semi final will drop in under an hour.