Inexcusably Me

15/01/2026

If you’ve been quietly watching, opening emails, saving posts…
This is your invitation to ask the question you haven’t asked yet.

You don’t need to decide today.
You don’t need to commit fully.

You can:
• reply to my email
• DM me directly
• or message “RETREAT” and we’ll chat

✨ $97 deposit secures early bird pricing until Jan 31
✨ Adults-only | Fitzroy Falls

14/01/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard and I look forward to meeting you in the studio 🤗

Joanne Christodoulou, Jade Testone

13/01/2026

When was the last time you played — just for the joy of it?

This retreat isn’t about achievement.
It’s about adventure, laughter and remembering how fun life can be.

✨ Adults-only
✨ 3 days | Fitzroy Falls
✨ 26 places only

👉 Reserve your place with a $97 deposit before Jan 31.

12/01/2026

Free from schedules.
Free from performance.
Free to be yourself.

Held under the Scorpio Full Moon, this retreat is about release, courage and reconnecting with what matters — through experience, not effort.

✨ Full Moon Unleashed Edition
✨ May 29–31, 2026

👉 Secure your place with a $97 deposit before Jan 31

11/01/2026

New timetable for Pilates classes is up!
Same commitment to safe movement, beginner friendly class options, new variety, and times to suit!

Where no class is scheduled, enquire about a semi private session.

Do you know How a semi private session Looks at Inexcusably Me?

Our Semi-Private Pilates is:
Intentionally capped at 2 people.
You dont need to find another person to do a semi private, we will do that!
👉Designed around your unique movement profile
👉Progressed with purpose — not rushed
👉Supportive, empowering and deeply personalised

This is where:
✔ goals are met sooner
✔ bodies move better, not just more
✔ confidence replaces guesswork

Check online to find a semi spot that suits your schedule.
Discounted Packs available for classes, privates and semi privates🤗

10/01/2026

This is a space where you don’t have to edit yourself.
Where you can be loud or quiet, adventurous or reflective — and all of it is welcome.

The Ultimate Adventure Retreat – Full Moon Unleashed Edition is about feeling safe enough to be your inexcusably you self… without explanation, without performance.

Most people arrive solo.
They leave feeling deeply seen, supported and free to be exactly who they are.

✨ May 29–31 | Fitzroy Falls
✨ Adults-only | 26 places
✨ $97 deposit secures early bird pricing until Jan 31

👉 Link in bio to reserve your place, on our secure website.
More details - check out the webpage or feel free to dm or email

09/01/2026

This is what “alive” looks like.
Fresh air. Movement. Adventure. No rush. No expectations.

Three days designed to help you disconnect from routine and remember how good it feels to move, play and explore.

If your body is craving this — listen.

👉 $97 deposit | Early bird until Jan 31
Link in bio. or see website for details

09/01/2026

This is what happens when adults put their phones down and show up fully.
Real conversations. Shared experiences. Laughter that comes from the belly.

The Ultimate Adventure Retreat – Full Moon Unleashed Edition is about reconnecting — with yourself and with others — without awkwardness or pressure.

✨ May 29–31, Fitzroy Falls
✨ Adults only | Limited Places
✨ $97 deposit secures early bird pricing until Jan 31

👉 Link in bio to reserve your place.

02/01/2026

Never been on one of our retreats??

Wow just wow, start here with what is set to be the best one yet!

You will be in your own room, or bring a friend you want to share with! We feed you copious amounts of yummy food, give you a mocktail on arrival, byo alcohol is welcomed, late night laughs, morning pilates based movement to suit all abilities , bushwalks with sensational vistas of valleys, streams, grotto, waterfalls.
Your senses will delight in our night explorer experience. Then a day on the water, paddling a canoe, picnic by the river, cheese and nibbles, sunsets, sound baths ahhhhhh feels amazing.

Reserve your place today with a deposit to lock in the early bird price or pay in full and receive our exclusive inexcusably me, full moon unleashed tshirt 😍
Check it all out on the website!
Link in bio

01/01/2026

31/12/2025

Welcome 2026!!