24/12/2025
🎅🍗🚨 Santa has abandoned the sleigh and is being assisted by a rogue roast chook. 🚨🍗🎅
Santa has been let loose in the pharmacy.
The roast chook has opinions.
Management has made the executive decision to CLOSE FOR CHRISTMAS DAY and BOXING DAY before things escalate any further 😵💫🎄
✨Wishing all our wonderful customers a very Merry Christmas! ✨
❤️✨Thank you for your support throughout the year — we’re so grateful for you ✨🎁
May your gravy be thick, your batteries included, and your relatives leave at a reasonable hour 🙏🍷
📅 We’ll be back SATURDAY | 8:30am–12:30pm For hangovers, headaches, sugar comas, and all post-Christmas regrets 💊🎁
Until then…
🎅 Santa’s been cut off
🍗 The chook is unsupervised
💊 The pharmacist has fled
See you Saturday, legends.
🎄🎅🍗HO HO HO & CLUCK CLUCK🍗🎅🎄r