16/12/2025
A Christmas poem from the ASCH
Christmas TreeIn the whirlwind world of hypnosis,
Where calm is our professional game,
It’s funny how running a society
Feels nothing at all the same.
Budgets wiggle like clients’ eyelids,
Calendars vanish into thin air,
Someone asks, “Can we do it by Tuesday?”
And the Board just laughs… then prepares.
Yet here we are with Christmas cheer,
Wrangling websites that fade then reappear,
Dodging health-fund updates that veer off-gear
(Thank heavens for chocolate… our festive engineer.)
So thank you, dear members of ASCH,
For sticking with us through the year,
Your skills, your spirit, your humour
Make our purpose delightfully clear.
From the Board, warm wishes and laughter,
May your holidays sparkle bright
May your clients be early, your Zoom links behave,
And your inductions all go right!