Gipsy DM Massage

01/04/2026

🔮✨ BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ✨🔮

After some very serious consideration…
(and a late night over the cauldron 🧪😌)

I’ve decided to make some major changes at Gypsy DM Massage

✨ No more deep tissue
✨ No more remedial
✨ No more “that hurts but in a good way”

From now on, I will only be offering…

🧙‍♀️ Muscle release via cauldron brews
👁 Eye of newt for stubborn knots
🕯 Spell work for lower back pain
🌿 And a light chant of
“be gone tight hamstrings”

Because let’s be honest… why fix muscles when we can just hex them away? 😏

Don’t worry — I haven’t completely lost the plot (yet 😜)

Happy April Fools!
All your usual treatments are still here and ready to actually fix you up 💆‍♀️✨

31/03/2026

🌿 Easter Clinic Closure 🌿

Just a quick update that the clinic will be closed from 2nd April and reopening on 8th April.

I’ll be taking a short break to rest and recharge, and will be back ready to look after you all 💆‍♀️✨

Wishing you all a happy and safe Easter holiday 🐣💛

Kind regards,
Gypsy DM Massage

31/03/2026

✨ LAST SPOT BEFORE EASTER BREAK ✨

I have one final massage appointment available tomorrow at 1:00pm for a 60-minute treatment before I head off for my Easter holiday break 🐣

If you’ve been needing some time to reset, release tension or just relax — this is your chance.

Get in quick, it won’t last long!

Book now via the link below 👇

https://bookings.gettimely.com/gypsydmmassage/bb/book

Online appointment booking

09/03/2026

Lighting the Dark is a bold new work by Chris D**e, a Kaurna (Adelaide) based dancer and choreographer living with Down syndrome.

Watching this amazing show this afternoon and truly enjoyed every moment of it. In between wrangling Gisella as she danced up and down the stairs and happily made new little friends, I found myself with a few tears in my eyes.

Seeing Chris on stage made me think of my cousin Nat. In a way, it felt like I could see him up there too, living on in spirit. It brought that quiet thought to my mind; the “what if.” What if he had lived a different life and was still here with us? Could he have been up on that stage as well?

Moments like that remind me how much the people we love stay with us, even when they’re gone. 🤍

09/03/2026

After a few hours of procrastinating and having a full debate with myself about whether I should go to the gym or not… I finally got in the car.

It’s 2:10pm and I have to be at Gisella’s school by 2:50pm so I can get a decent park and not end up power-walking/sprinting to the school gate like I’m competing in an Olympic event.

So today’s gym session will consist of a very elite 20-minute workout followed by a 15-minute sauna.

Is it a long workout? No.
Is it glamorous? Also no.
Will I probably spend half the time checking the clock so I don’t miss school pick-up? Yes.

But you know what… something is always better than nothing.

Some days the real workout is just winning the argument in your own head and showing up.

Today I’m not letting the little demons in my mind win.
I’m showing up.
I’m moving my body.
And I’m doing something for my health and my mind.

Now let’s see if I can finish this workout and sauna without having to sprint the school car park afterwards.

Happy Monday everyone 🤍

08/03/2026

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08/03/2026

Wishing women around the world safety, strength, and peaceful times this International Women’s Day. Today we recognise and celebrate the contributions, resilience, and achievements of women everywhere.

03/03/2026

✨ Something New at Gypsy DM Massage ✨

At Gypsy DM Massage, I’m here to support you through all your remedial, relaxation and pregnancy massage needs 🤍

I understand that sometimes life is busy and you might be short on time — and sometimes a focused 30-minute treatment is exactly what your body needs.

I’m very excited to now offer:

🌿 30-Minute Remedial Massage
🌿 30-Minute Deep Tissue Massage
🌿 30-Minute Relaxation Massage
🌿 30-Minute Pregnancy Massage
🌿 30-Minute Junior Remedial Wellness Massage (Under 18s)

Our Junior Remedial Wellness Massage is designed to support growing bodies — whether it’s sport, posture from school, or simply helping them feel more relaxed and at ease.

I hold a current Blue Card (Working With Children), and for all clients under 18, it is mandatory that a parent or guardian is present in the treatment room at all times.

You can find pricing and available booking times via the link below ⬇️

https://bookings.gettimely.com/gypsydmmassage/bb/book

I’m so excited to offer something new for both my existing clients and those who are new to the clinic.

Looking forward to seeing you all soon 🤍

Gypsy DM Massage

15/02/2026

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Enjoy your first Infrared sauna with a massive 25% off. Highly recommended before you have your massage. Book online now or ask for details.

12/02/2026

If you want to move your hips like Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl… now that I’ve got your attention 👀🔥

Last minute appointments available at Gypsy DM Massage:

✨ Friday: 11:30am, 2:30pm, 4:00pm
✨ Saturday: 8:30am

Whether you’re tight, sore, or just need to reset, a remedial, deep tissue, or relaxation massage will have you feeling looser, lighter, and ready to dance again.

Book now via the link 💆‍♀️✨

https://bookings.gettimely.com/gypsydmmassage/bb/book

10/02/2026

If week three of school already feels like you deserve a term break… I see you 😅
All those lunch boxes, pick-ups, drop-offs, and after-school chaos can build up fast.

Why not reset your body and mind with some well-earned time on the table at Gypsy DM Massage?

✨ Ease tension
✨ Destress
✨ Feel human again

Choose from remedial, deep tissue, hot stone or pregnancy massage.

Last spots available this week:

📅 Thursday – 10:00am (60 min)
📅 Friday – 11:30am, 2:30pm, 5:00pm (60 min)
📅 Saturday – 8:30am (90 min)

These won’t last long. Book online and lock it in 💗

https://bookings.gettimely.com/gypsydmmassage/bb/book