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'Happiness from the inside out'. Bottoms Up Colonics in Nerang: specialising in therapeutic closed Rojas colonics
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26/09/2025

We’re excited to be part of Wanderlust Wellspring 2025.

Bottoms Up Colonics are pioneers in gut health, offering natural, holistic approaches to cleansing, restoring balance to the digestive system and optimising human health. Because true well-being starts from within.

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20/09/2025

𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝘆 𝗶𝘀𝗻’𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹𝘀.

It’s about preparing the soil before you plant the seed.

At Bottoms Up Colonics, we support many women on their conscious conception journey, and one thing is always true: the health of the womb begins in the gut.

Before pregnancy, your body is working to:

Clear toxins and excess hormones

Balance the microbiome

Regulate the nervous system

Support the liver and detox pathways

Reduce inflammation

Create space, physically and energetically, for new life

But here’s the thing: if your body is backed up, burdened, and inflamed, it’s harder to receive and sustain a pregnancy with ease.

Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy is a gentle, therapist-led approach that doesn’t just get things moving; it supports deep elimination, cellular hydration, and detoxification through all major pathways.

It helps you:

Remove old waste and residual medications

Clear environmental toxins like BPA, glyphosate, and heavy metals

Unburden the liver and lymph

Calm an overactive stress response

Balance gut flora and support vaginal health

Reconnect to your body and nervous system with gentleness and grace

We work with women who want to enter pregnancy with clarity, vitality, and trust in their body’s intelligence.

Because your baby will grow in the terrain you create. And preparing that terrain is one of the most powerful gifts you can give.

If you’re thinking about conception, now’s the time to cleanse, nourish, and align. Let’s create the healthiest foundation possible, together.

☎️ 07 3503 1461
✉️ nerang@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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18/09/2025

𝗪𝗵𝗼'𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹?

Some parasites don’t just live in us.
They manipulate us.

In nature, there are parasites that turn ants into zombies, make mice lose their fear of cats, and even hijack fish to swim toward predators. Why? Because it benefits the parasite’s life cycle.

And humans? We’re not immune.

Some human parasites have been linked to neurological symptoms, mood changes, food cravings, anxiety, and even risky behaviours.

They thrive in stress. They alter your biochemistry. And sometimes, they whisper urges that aren’t even yours.

Ever wondered why you're craving sugar out of nowhere? Why your mood flips for no reason? Why your digestion’s a mess and your brain fog won’t lift?

It might not be just you.

It might be them...

At Bottoms Up Colonics, we don’t treat this like a joke. We take parasites seriously. Because true detox isn’t just physical. It’s neurological. It’s behavioural. It’s personal.

And sometimes, healing starts by reclaiming control.

Let’s clear out what doesn’t belong: mind, body, and gut.

☎️ 07 3503 1461
✉️ nerang@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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18/09/2025

𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗮𝘁. 𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗯, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲.

And in today’s world, that includes microplastics.

They’re in our water, our food, our salt, our air. Tiny, invisible fragments from packaging, clothing, cosmetics, and industrial waste, making their way into our cells, tissues, organs, and even our bloodstreams.

The average person consumes a credit card’s worth of plastic every week. Let that sink in.

Our bodies weren’t built for this.

Microplastics are more than just environmental pollutants. They’re endocrine disruptors. Inflammatory triggers. Immune burdeners. They accumulate silently, slowly dysregulating the systems that keep us balanced.

So what can we do?

We cleanse.

At Bottoms Up Colonics, we support the body’s natural detox pathways: gently, deeply, and intelligently, through Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy.

Our method doesn’t just help you “go.” It helps you clear. Unload. Release. It supports the colon, liver, kidneys, lymph, and nervous system to process the overload our modern world throws at us.

Because this isn’t just about digestion. It’s about detoxing a toxic world.

You can’t always control your exposure. But you can control your elimination.

Ready to clear what your body never signed up for?

☎️ 07 3503 1461
✉️ nerang@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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15/09/2025

𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝘂𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁.

Sometimes, it’s a slow drip.

That mid-afternoon “energy boost” that leaves you crashing. The “healthy” protein bar with artificial sweeteners. The gluten-loaded lunch that leaves you bloated but you eat it anyway, because it’s quick, easy, familiar. The nightly wine that helps you unwind.

Gut damage often looks like routine. Modern. Normal. Socially acceptable.

But beneath the surface, these everyday foods and drinks can be silently undermining the terrain your health depends on:

– Refined sugar – Feeds the wrong bugs. Fuels inflammation.

– Gluten (especially modern wheat) – Can damage the gut lining and trigger immune responses, even in those without coeliac disease.

– Alcohol – Increases gut permeability and disrupts the microbiome.

– Seed oils (canola, soybean, sunflower) – Oxidise easily and contribute to systemic inflammation.

– Artificial sweeteners – Disrupt gut bacteria and can spike cravings.

– Ultra-processed “health” foods – Packaged, preserved, and pumped with additives your body doesn’t recognise.

You don’t have to be “perfect.” But you do need to be aware.

Because your gut isn’t just digesting your food, it’s digesting your life. And the more we burden it, the more it speaks through symptoms.

Bloating, brain fog, mood swings, fatigue, cravings, skin issues, poor sleep, these aren’t random. They’re signs that your gut is overwhelmed.

Your gut is your foundation. And what you feed it… matters.

Not sure which foods and drinks are helping or harming your gut? Our therapists are here to guide you. Reach out today for personalised support.

☎️ 07 3503 1461
✉️ nerang@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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12/09/2025

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘄𝗮𝘆.

Not just to elimination. But to energy, clarity, balance, and beyond.

Most people don’t realise this.

We talk about the gut. We talk about detox. But we forget that the colon is the final door. The exit point. The space where stagnation either moves… or lingers.

Yes, we can access the body through the mouth. Through food, supplements, and breath. But that journey must pass through many layers: digestion, absorption, transformation. And none of it completes without release.

At Bottoms Up Colonics, we use the colon not just as a pipe, but as a portal. A place of reconnection. A way back into the body.

The blood becomes the vehicle. Water is the passenger.

And the destination?

Clarity. Connection. Cellular homeostasis.

When we allow the body to soften, to hydrate, to release, we create space.

Space for the body’s innate wisdom to rise.
Space for the nervous system to exhale.
Space for healing that isn’t forced, but remembered.

This is the power of Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy.

It’s not just about getting things out. It’s about waking things up. And returning to the rhythm your body never forgot… only paused.

If that resonates, if your body has been whispering for space, we’re here.

The journey begins at the gateway.

And the gateway is the colon.

☎️ 07 3503 1461
✉️ nerang@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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12/09/2025

𝗧𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻.

Every single day, your body is exposed to thousands of toxins through food, water, air, skincare, stress, and even your own hormones. And while your body is brilliantly designed to process and eliminate, that system has limits.

Here’s the truth most people don’t realise: Toxins don’t leave your body until they reach the bowel.

Your liver, lymph, kidneys, lungs, skin, and even your fat cells all help in the detoxification process. But the final step, the true exit door, is your colon.

If that door is blocked, slow, or dehydrated, those toxins don’t leave. They linger. They recirculate. They get reabsorbed. That’s when symptoms show up: Brain fog. Fatigue. Hormonal chaos. Skin flares. Anxiety. Gut issues. That heavy, toxic feeling you can’t quite explain.

This is where Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy changes everything.

Our method is slow, gentle, therapist-led, and deeply supportive, not forceful. We use structured water in rhythmic fills and releases to support full-body elimination, not just p**p.

Because detox isn’t just about what your liver does. It’s about whether your colon can finish the job.

You can sweat, fast, juice, and take all the supplements in the world, but if your colon isn’t open and ready, that effort can backfire.

When we clear the exit, we free the entire system.

Feeling inflamed, sluggish, or stuck? This might be your sign to support detox from the bottom up.

☎️ 07 3503 1461
✉️ nerang@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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11/09/2025

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝘂𝗺?

You’re not the only one.

It’s one of the most common concerns people have before their first colonic.

But here’s the truth: we’ve seen it all and we welcome every body with respect, gentleness, and deep care.

At Bottoms Up Colonics, we work with bodies of all shapes, sizes, ages, identities, and stories. Stretch marks, surgical scars, cellulite, birthmarks, haemorrhoids, loose skin, it’s all normal. It’s all human. And none of it is ever judged here.

Our therapists are professionally trained and certified in the Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy technique. A slow, gentle, therapist-led method that honours not just your digestive system, but your nervous system, emotional safety, and whole-body wellbeing.

We don’t just support elimination. We support healing.

You’re not just booking a treatment. You’re beginning a new relationship with your body. You’re choosing hydration, softness, balance, and reconnection.

And we’ll meet you there with dignity, professionalism, and care.

If you’ve been hesitating, you’re not alone. But maybe this is the moment to say yes to yourself.

When you’re ready, we’ll be right here.

☎️ 07 3503 1461
✉️ nerang@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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11/09/2025

𝗢𝗯𝘀𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘂𝗻𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗰, 𝗳𝗼𝗴𝗴𝘆, 𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝘁?

There’s a reason.

Sweating is great. It boosts circulation, supports lymphatic flow, and yes, can help release some toxins. But here’s the truth no one’s talking about:

You can’t sweat your way out of a sluggish bowel.

Your body has a detox system. And like any good system, it has an order.

➡️ The liver filters toxins and packages them for removal
➡️ The kidneys flush some of them out through urine
➡️ The colon carries the rest out through your stool
➡️ The skin sweats out a small amount, mostly water-soluble waste

But if your colon is backed up, sluggish, or dehydrated… that waste can get stuck. And when it does, your body has no choice but to slow down or redirect, sometimes reprocessing the very toxins it worked so hard to eliminate.

That’s why supporting the final stage of detox, elimination through the bowel, is non-negotiable.

At Bottoms Up Colonics, we use Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy, a gentle, therapist-led method designed to support detoxification from the bottom up.

Because detox isn’t just about sweating it out.

It’s about clearing the exit.

And when the exit’s blocked, the whole system suffers.

If you’re cleansing, fasting, or sauna-loving, make sure you’re also eliminating.

Your liver will thank you.

☎️ 07 3503 1461
✉️ nerang@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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10/09/2025

“𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝘅, 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿?”

For decades, the appendix was brushed off as a useless organ. A biological leftover. A mistake of evolution.

But science is finally catching up to what many traditional healing systems have long known: The appendix is not useless. It’s protective.

This small, finger-like pouch at the junction of your small and large intestine acts as a safehouse for beneficial bacteria, a reservoir for microbiome recovery after illness, and plays a subtle but powerful role in immune function.

So what causes appendicitis, the painful inflammation that often leads to its removal?

In many cases, it’s blockage. From hardened stool, lymphatic swelling, or parasites.

Yes, parasites can trigger appendicitis.

Pinworms, amoebas, and other organisms can lodge in or irritate the appendix, causing it to swell and become dangerously inflamed.

If you've had your appendix removed, your body can adapt, but it means you'll need to be extra supportive of your gut.

Why?

Because without that microbiome “backup system,” your resilience is more easily depleted. Recovery from illness, stress, antibiotics, or travel may take longer. Microbial balance becomes more fragile. Detoxification and immune modulation can be compromised.

That’s why Rojas colon cleansing becomes even more important.

Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy helps clear out what your body can’t. It supports microbial balance, hydration, detoxification, and gut function from the bottom up, especially for those missing their appendix.

Because every organ has a purpose. And every body deserves support.

☎️ 07 3503 1461
✉️ nerang@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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Address

11 Lavelle Street
Upper Nerang, QLD
4211

Opening Hours

Monday	7:30am - 7:30pm
Tuesday	7:30am - 7:30pm
Wednesday	7:30am - 7:30pm
Thursday	7:30am - 7:30pm
Friday	7:30am - 7:30pm
Saturday	9:30am - 4pm
Sunday	9am - 3pm

Telephone

+61735031461

Website

https://bottomsupcolonics.com.au/

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