Tally Floatation Therapy

13/04/2026

Jen Aniston is 55 and looks better than most of us do after a weekend out. 💀

It’s not just “drinking water.“ It’s a 15-year discipline. She has been shouting about Infrared Saunas for years because they actually work for skin detox and cell rejuvenation at a level traditional heat can’t touch.
As she told Shape: “I’ve noticed a real change in my energy, my sleep, and my skin.“ She doesn’t skip it, and she even reads her scripts while she sweats.

If you’re waiting for a sign to start taking your anti-aging seriously, this is it. Get the supermodel standard right here at Tally Floatation. 💅✨

Stop aging. Start optimizing.

12/04/2026

Night shifts, gym sessions, and the general mental load it all adds up.

We love hearing why our clients make floating a part of their weekly ritual. Whether it’s physical recovery or just finding your focus again, the pod is the ultimate place to reset.

Kick off your week with our Monday Float Promo: $65 for a 60-minute session (usually $75)!

Ready to feel regulated? Book your Monday float via the link in our bio.

10/04/2026

Whatever your vibe is, we have a color for that.

Mel is giving us a look at how we use Chromotherapy in our Infrared Sauna to help you physically and mentally reset. It’s more than just an aesthetic, it’s about choosing the exact energy you need for your day.

Tuesdays are for the besties! Don’t forget, every Tuesday you can bring a friend and they get their session for half price.

Which color are you choosing for your next sweat? Tap the link in bio to book!

08/04/2026

08/04/2026

Think you’re too tall to float? Mel has the answers.

Our Dreampods are surprisingly spacious, giving you total freedom to stretch out and de-stress. No cramped vibes here, just weightless, quiet calm.

Pro-tip: Secure your Monday float for only $65 instead of $75! It’s the perfect excuse to kick off the week with a clear head.

Link in bio to book your next float.

07/04/2026

A new way to romanticise recover.

An infrared sauna session at Tally, warmth through the body, timber scent in the air, your favourite show playing softly, and time to slow down.

A simple ritual that leaves you feeling reset.

Tuesdays are for the besties. Bring a friend and they’ll receive their session for half price

Book your weekly reset via the link in our bio.

05/04/2026

Sunday night is a liar.

It tells you there’s still time. That next week you’ll be less busy. That once this project wraps, once the kids’ schedule settles, once work calms down ,then you’ll do something for yourself.

You’ve believed that story before. You know how it ends. The truth is there is no version of your life coming where you have more time than you do right now. There is only the decision to use the time you have differently. And right now, on a Sunday night, with a new week sitting on the other side of midnight ,that decision is available to you.

One float session and your nervous system gets the reset it’s been asking for since January.
One infrared sauna session and your body starts clearing what it’s been carrying for months.
Two minutes to book and it’s done.

We have people who drove past Tally for six months before they came in. Every single one of
them said the same thing when they left.
“I should have done this so much sooner.”

Don’t be six months from now looking back at tonight.

🔗 Link in bio. Book your first session before this week starts.
Last spots for this week are open right now.

03/04/2026

Friday used to mean collapsing on the couch and calling it rest.

You know the feeling. The week finally ends and your body just kind of... drops. Not because you relaxed. Because you ran out of fuel. There’s a difference between exhaustion and recovery and most of us have spent so long in exhaustion that we forgot what actual recovery feels like.

It feels like this. It feels like stepping into a float pod and feeling the water hold you in a way nothing else does.
Like the moment the pod door closes and the silence isn’t empty , it’s full. Full of everything your body finally gets to process without interruption. Your shoulders drop. Your jaw unclenches. Your mind, for the first time all week, stops performing.

It feels like the dry heat of the infrared sauna wrapping around you and doing something you can actually feel ,not just warmth but movement, circulation, your lymphatic system finally getting to do its job while chromotherapy light shifts the energy in the room and somehow, inexplicably, your mood lifts.

You walk out of Tally on a Friday evening and the weekend hasn’t even started yet but you already feel like you’ve been away somewhere. That’s not an accident. That’s the design.

Tap the link in bio to secure your slot for next week.

02/04/2026

Easter Long Weekend Hours.

We are taking a short break from Friday, April 3rd through to Monday, April 6th.

FRI: CLOSED
SAT: CLOSED
SUN: CLOSED
MON: CLOSED

Back in the lounge Tuesday morning✨

01/04/2026

The question we get more than any other “Should I try the float or the sauna first?” And the honest answer is: it depends on what your body is actually asking for right now.

If your mind is the problem ,the loop that won’t stop, the anxiety that sits in your chest, the overstimulation of a life that never fully powers down ,the float pod is your answer. Sixty minutes of complete sensory silence. No light. No sound. No weight. Just you and the kind of stillness most people have never experienced as adults. Your nervous system doesn’t wind down in there. It collapses into rest. Fully. Completely. Like it’s been waiting for permission.

If your body is the problem ,the inflammation that lingers, the soreness that won’t clear, the skin that looks as exhausted as you feel ,infrared is where you start. The heat doesn’t just sit on the surface. It penetrates into your tissue, drives circulation, activates your lymphatic system, and pulls out what your body has been trying to process for weeks. You leave feeling lighter in a way that is entirely physical and completely real.

And if both of those paragraphs felt familiar? That’s the Tally combo. Sauna first to open and release. Float after to go deeper than you thought possible. Our regulars stopped choosing a long time ago.

Save this post for the next time someone asks you what we do here. Then book the link in bio and come experience the answer yourself.

🔗 First-time float and infrared sauna sessions open now.

30/03/2026

March, you were wonderful. 🤍

To every single person who floated, sweated, exhaled, and then took a moment to share how it felt ,thank you. You have no idea what your words mean to us and to the strangers who read them and finally decide to take care of themselves.

This is why we do this.Not just the sessions. Not just the bookings. But the moment after when someone walks outof the pod or steps out of the sauna and something in them has shifted. When they text their
best friend. When they leave a review at midnight because they’re still thinking about it. That’s Tally. That’s what we built this for.

April is open and first-time sessions are ready for you. If March belonged to them this month can belong to you.

🔗 Book in bio. Come see what everyone’s talking about.