01/04/2026
PathoSense presents a new product: PathoSense Select!
Start guessing. Stop diagnosing!
We listened to your feedback. You told us that you missed the thrill of picking the right pathogen on the first try.
So today, we're proud to launch PathoSense Select™ - our new targeted PCR service.
How it works:
Guess which pathogen is causing the problem
Order that specific test
Wait for results
Get a negative result
Guess again
Repeat from step 1
Sampling kit includes: 847 individual pathogens to select (please label clearly what you select), a coin for flipping, and a Magic 8-Ball for second opinions.
Turnaround time: depends on how lucky you feel.
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Or just send us one swab. We'll find everything. No prior selection required.
Happy April 1st. We're sticking with metagenomics. 🧬