04/14/2026
Your therapist’s alter ego after they’ve run out of patience at the end of the day 😅
I tried being gentle but if you’re coming to work with mom, being a therapy dog is serious business… aka no napping sir 🤷♀️🥱
Disclaimer: this is a very much a joke. No one in this office would ever be motivated with shame or threats and compassion doesn’t clock out 💛
Also the fact that he’s entirely unbothered by me means you’ll find him here snoring all day long. 🦛