04/04/2025
The Average Person’s Health Logic (A Comedy Special) 🤡
🍹 Drinks alcohol weekly but thinks creatine is some kind of black-market super serum.
🍔 Eats fast food like it’s their job but avoids eggs because… cholesterol 🙄.
💸 Spends $100+ a month on sugary “coffee” and drive-thru pastries but questions the price of actual nutrition.
Let’s be real—most of us don’t accidentally feel like garbage. It’s a series of (delicious but questionable) choices. No shame, I’ve been there too! 🤷♀️
✨ The good news? Small changes add up! ✨
If you want to:
🔥 Trim the belly bloat
⚡️ Have more energy
🧠 Think clearly (instead of feeling like a goldfish)
🌡️ Navigate menopause without wanting to fight everyone…
Let’s chat! Because life is too short to feel like a sluggish, foggy mess.
Drop “TALK” below ⬇️
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