The Loft Massage Therapy- Horse Hound & Human

The Loft Massage Therapy- Horse Hound & Human Home-based Registered Massage Therapy and mobile Registered Equine/Canine Massage Therapy

Best way to start the work week 🩷My favourite three-legged girl was feeling the lasting cold and snow, so she was due fo...
12/16/2025

Best way to start the work week 🩷

My favourite three-legged girl was feeling the lasting cold and snow, so she was due for some routine maintenance. From a REMT perspective: winter stiffness calls for extra care, strategic snuggles, and keeping her “babies” (aka her stuffies) close for emotional support. My favourite girl… and I’m fairly certain I rank high on her preferred humans list. 🐾💗

Shopping small matters — and not just around the holidays 🩷Every item in the studio was chosen with intention. From reco...
12/15/2025

Shopping small matters — and not just around the holidays 🩷

Every item in the studio was chosen with intention. From recovery tools and self-care staples to wellness add-ons you didn’t know you needed, the retail space is here to support your body between appointments. When you shop small, you’re investing in local care, quality products, and a business that actually knows your name (and your tight hip flexors).

Wide selection. Thoughtfully curated. Zero random junk.

Come for the treatment, leave with tools that keep the work going at home — for you and your four-legged sidekicks.

Because small businesses don’t just sell things, they support lifestyles 🙏🏼

12/13/2025

A very professional glimpse into what registered equine massage therapy is:

📱 phones yeeted off stall fronts
📐 angles absolutely CRIMINAL
🐴 clients choosing ✨violence✨ over cooperation
🧍‍♀️ REMT being gently folded like a lawn chair

*No horses, humans, or phones were harmed in the making of this Reel!*

One massage therapist was physically, emotionally, and spiritually humbled.
My dignity, still in recovery 😂

This is why I stretch!

10/10 will still show up again tomorrow 🩷

’tLaughYouCry

Doors open at 10, the chaos starts at 10:20. 😅Magoo and I are rolling in hot but READY for a gorgeous weekend with you a...
12/06/2025

Doors open at 10, the chaos starts at 10:20. 😅
Magoo and I are rolling in hot but READY for a gorgeous weekend with you all. Thanks for the patience, the laughs, and the love—can’t wait to see everyone! 💗✨

I’m sorry for…Ruining tension, upgrading movement, and convincing horses, humans, and hounds that feeling good is the ne...
12/05/2025

I’m sorry for…

Ruining tension, upgrading movement, and convincing horses, humans, and hounds that feeling good is the new normal.

So… sorry? (But also not really) ✨

🚨 RED LIGHT MASSAGE ADD-ON - UPDATE ⚡️Yes, the big fancy red-light-over-the-table contraption is technically here… and a...
12/04/2025

🚨 RED LIGHT MASSAGE ADD-ON - UPDATE ⚡️

Yes, the big fancy red-light-over-the-table contraption is technically here… and also technically missing one very important part that’s currently living its best life on backorder. Classic.

The good news? It’s expected in the next couple weeks — so soon you’ll be glowing like a houseplant in springtime during your massage.

The better news?
If you want that red-light boost right now, I’ve got you. You can use the Red Light Recovery Room before or after your massage until the horizontal-mounted system is fully assembled and ready to shine. Easy. Cozy. Glowy.

💰: The Red Light Massage Add-On is $25, incorporated straight into your massage fee — which means it’s covered by massage insurance and yes, I can absolutely direct bill it!

We adapt. We overcome. We glow anyway. ✨














🐴And now back to our regularly scheduled horsey massage content 🐴Mr Teddy takes “comfort is key” to a whole new level… w...
12/02/2025

🐴And now back to our regularly scheduled horsey massage content 🐴

Mr Teddy takes “comfort is key” to a whole new level… which is why he insists on having his very own teddy with him during his massage. Honestly? Same, buddy.

He’s bundled up in his blankie, snacking, hanging out in his own stall, surrounded by friends, and fully settling into the moment — exactly how I like my equine clients to be. Comfort isn’t just a cute bonus in this line of work; it’s a non-negotiable.

When a horse feels safe, warm, and relaxed, their nervous system downshifts. Their muscles soften more easily, their fascia responds better, and we can get deeper, more productive release without ever forcing a thing.

A relaxed horse lets the treatment do its job.
A cozy Teddy with his plush buddy? Peak performance 🧸

Whether I’m working on a show horse, a lesson pony, or a big softie like Teddy, creating a calm, comfortable environment is what sets the tone — and what leads to the best outcomes every single time. 🦄✨

✨ Brand-New Red Light Recovery Room Packages Are HERE — and honestly, you’re going to want in. ✨These services are shiny...
12/02/2025

✨ Brand-New Red Light Recovery Room Packages Are HERE — and honestly, you’re going to want in. ✨

These services are shiny, fresh, and not-yet-tried… which means now’s your moment to jump in before everyone else figures out how good they actually are. The room is stacked with all the recovery toys — red light, PEMF, sauna blanket, grounding mats, the whole wellness playground. Now these packages make it ridiculously easy to explore everything.

Pick how many times per week you want to glow up — 2, 3, 4… whatever your body and your schedule can handle. Each package has a built-in discount and one free treatment, because who doesn’t love feeling like they got a deal AND a treat at the same time?

Make this part of your routine — prioritize wellness and recovery. Even if you’ve never tried any of these therapies before, you’re not behind… but you will be if you wait too long!

Consistency is where the magic happens — better movement, calmer nervous system, less stiffness, more energy, more “I actually feel functional today.” These packages make stepping into that version of yourself stupidly simple.

Let’s be real: you deserve to feel good. Might as well start now.

✨ Red Light Recovery Room Pricing is officially OUT, and so are your excuses. ✨Pick your time slot, step into the glow c...
12/02/2025

✨ Red Light Recovery Room Pricing is officially OUT, and so are your excuses. ✨

Pick your time slot, step into the glow cave, and enjoy full, glorious access to every therapy gadget in the room. Red light? Yep. PEMF? Of course. Sauna blanket? Basically a human-sized burrito of bliss. Grounding mats? Touch grass… but indoors. If it’s in there, it’s fair game.

Each booking is 100% yours — and your dog can join because honestly, they’re probably carrying the emotional weight of the household anyway. They deserve a spa moment.

I leave 30 minutes between sessions so you can clean up, sanitize, and make the room look like you didn’t just wrestle your stress into submission.

If you’re feeling stiff, tired, wired, frazzled, sore, or just done with the chaos of existing… this room will do things. Nice things. Helpful things. Things that make you say, “Wow, why didn’t I book this sooner?”

Glow, detox, vibe, and brag about your new wellness routine.

🔗 Book via the “book now” link on our profile, visit our website www.theloftmassagetherapy.com OR send me a text/DM

12/02/2025

🗓️ The 2026 calendar is officially OPEN for booking! 🗓️

If you already know your body, your horse, and/or your sweet pupper likes regular tune-ups, now’s the time to grab your sessions before the year fills up. Pre booking is the best way to make sure you’ve got your spot locked in. No scrambling, no stress, just a cozy, consistent wellness routine you can count on.

Whether it’s registered human massage therapy, equine massages, canine massages, or time in the Red Light Recovery Room, I’m here to keep everyone moving well and feeling even better.

Let’s make 2026 your calmest, strongest, most supported year yet.



RecoveryRoom

Mr. Magoo would like to formally announce that he is now the self-appointed Manager of the Red Light Recovery Room.Today...
12/01/2025

Mr. Magoo would like to formally announce that he is now the self-appointed Manager of the Red Light Recovery Room.

Today’s agenda?
✨ Red light soak
✨ PEMF mat nap
✨ Supervising me with one half-open eye
✨ Being aggressively relaxed

He takes his wellness very seriously… and by seriously, I mean he claimed the mat before I could even plug it in.

If you need him, he’ll be busy “testing equipment” (aka snoring). 🐾💤❤️‍🔥

Address

351 Ramsay Concession 8, Carleton Place
Carleton Place, ON
K7C3P1

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 6pm
Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 1pm - 8pm
Thursday 10am - 6pm
Friday 10am - 5pm

Telephone

+16136219946

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