11/24/2025
🌲 BIG UPDATE: A New Way to Book — By Dysfunction or Goal 🚨
You asked, I listened.
A lot of you told me you weren’t sure which treatment length to pick or if it should be all massage, all acupuncture, or a mix…
and because you don’t speak in minutes — you speak in problems.
Neck’s pi**ed off?
Jaw clenching like it has enemies?
Foot stabbing you first thing in the morning?
Nerve screaming down your butt?
Brain running 87 tabs and not one is useful?
Perfect.
There’s now a treatment for that.
Introducing my new By Dysfunction booking system. A list of targeted, protocol-based treatments you can choose by what your body is actually doing.
Here’s what’s now live:
• Cervical Reset — Headaches & Neck Pain
• Lumbar Unwind — Low Back & Hip Dysfunction
• Thoracic Release — Upper Back & Breath Mechanics
• Nervous System Reset — Anxiety, Sleep, Overwhelm
• Shoulder Mechanic — Rotator Cuff + Postural Issues
• Plantar Protocol — Foot Pain, Ankle Dysfunction
• Knee Restoration — Patellofemoral, IT Band & Joint Pain
• TMJ Reset — Jaw Tension, Clenching & Headaches
• Digestive Ease — Gut Stress, IBS & Diaphragm Tension
• Sciatic Pathway Release — Glute, Hip & Leg Tension
• Sinus Release Protocol — Chronic Pressure & Allergies (not for active illness)
• Chill the Heck Out (Before You Snap) — 45-Min Reset
• Chill the F*ck Out — 90-Min Full-Body Restoration
If you’re unsure which one fits, just message me or tell me what’s going on and I’ll point you in the right direction.
And if your body’s doing something weird that deserves its own category, let me know and I’ll build a protocol for it. This list will keep growing as needed.
Thanks for trusting me with your pain, your stress, your joints, your nerves, and whatever fresh chaos your body surprises you with each week.
🖤🌲
Kirk Kelly B.Des, RMT
Cedar Acupuncture (solar-powered, sarcasm included)
To book head to: www.cedarmassage.org
