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Haus of Eleven, Grande Prairie, AB (2026)

03/09/2026

Not everyone can hold the kind of space where a nervous system finally feels safe enough to fall asleep. 🪽✨💤

And if you’re someone who has been holding a lot for a long time… you know how rare that kind of space actually is.

During today’s session, I watched that moment arrive.

A woman came in carrying the same thing so many of us do. The weight of life. Responsibility. Old tension and stagnant energy that has been sitting in the body far longer than it should have to.

When someone lies down on my table they’re not just bringing curiosity. They’re bringing their stories, their wounds, their nervous system, and the deeper layers of their soul.

That kind of trust is something I hold with deep reverence.

As I worked, I could feel her system beginning to soften. Her breath slowed. Her shoulders dropped. The subtle tension so many of us carry without even realizing it began to unwind.

And eventually… she drifted off to sleep.

Not because she checked out.
Not because she was bored.

But because her body finally realized it didn’t have to keep holding everything together.

There is a moment in this work when a nervous system exhales in a way you can actually feel in the room. When the body stops bracing. When the spirit finally gets the space it’s been asking for.

Witnessing that moment will never stop humbling me.

This work isn’t surface level spirituality or feel good fluff. It’s deep, grounded medicine. The kind that meets the body, the energy field, and the soul all at once so healing can actually land and stick.

And if you’re reading this thinking
damn… my body could use a moment like that.

I currently have availability for shamanic energy work sessions.

Because the truth is, a lot of people talk about healing… but very few people are actually holding the kind of space where your nervous system can fully let go.

If your system has been carrying more than it should have to hold alone, and you’re ready for the kind of healing that actually lands in the body and lasts…

I would be honoured to hold that space for you.

Slide into my dee-ems or find the link in my bio to book directly.

✨🧚 Keelyn Bond

01/29/2026

✨Keeping it real w/ Keelyn - Entity Addition✨

I recently got tagged in a local paranormal group - someone’s house has some “activity”, they suspect an entity and are looking for help.

The comments were riddled with the same old spiritual fluff - ‘you need to smudge’, ‘do a protection spell’, ‘burn some sage and tell it to leave’ with others saying the paranormal isn’t real and to find Jesus Christ etc.

I responded to the tag, encouraging the original poster to message me. She did. Thank f**k!

I explained how there is a lot of information out there, especially in unregulated fields like this, and encouraged her to trust her discernment. I expressed that when dealing with potential entity activity, it’s important to receive quality guidance.

We spent some time feeling into the details of what was being experienced, the timeline and all the little things people tend to gloss over. I asked many questions. We peeled back multiple layers. What was revealed wasn’t some ghost to be smudged out.

This was a PK manifestation. Trauma with teeth. Trauma that had taken on a life of its own.

I was real with her… no smudge stick or sweet little prayer was gonna clean this up…

Why? Because this isn’t some Casper-the-friendly-ghost activity. This is a full blown PK manifestation tied to severe depression, substance use, and dangerous aggression. This is deep, parasitic level s**t.

And parasites will do whatever they can to keep their host.

Unfortunately, the family is not available for the level of work it would truly take to resolve the “activity” being experienced. Any quick fixes would likely make things worse.

I know because I’ve lived it.

I’ve dealt with shadow beings capable of shapeshifting in my own home, terrorizing my son when he was between one and three. I’ve lived alongside neutral spirits who simply like to make their presence known. I’ve also stood toe to toe with literal demons in the flesh.

None of this shakes me.

I’ve dedicated my professional career not only to reading the Akashic Records and anchoring higher frequencies, but to navigating the darkest of the dark. The darkness of the soul. The darkness of the Bardo. The underworld itself.

This is why expertise matters.
This is why I wish my field was regulated.
This is why I will continue to speak out about the illusions, the bulls**t, and the falsehoods plaguing this community.

Not everything can be smudged away.
Some things require truth.

Who you gunna call either way?
Keelyn, duh!

Haus calls are available for booking - dee-em me for more information.

01/19/2026

✨Keeping it too real w/ Keelyn✨

I went to spin yesterday like I do every weekend.
Kayla offered a theme ride. Heartbreaker.

I didn’t think much of it. I didn’t brace myself. I didn’t expect anything heavy to move. I just clipped in the way I always do.

By the third song, something inside me cracked wide open.

The lyrics weren’t about an ex or a friendship that faded. They pulled me somewhere much earlier. Somewhere much deeper. To the first heartbreak I ever knew.

My dad.

There’s a line that landed straight in my chest.
“I’ve watched my wildest dreams come true, not one of them involving you.”

And just like that, I wasn’t a woman on a bike anymore. I was a little girl again. A little girl who still wants her father. A woman who knows she cannot have him.

Not because I don’t love him.
Not because I haven’t tried.
But because it isn’t safe.

People hear “alcoholic” or “no contact” and fill in the blanks with something manageable. Something uncomfortable but survivable. What you’re hearing in this video is the reality behind those words.

This is my dad screaming at me, calling me a stupid f**king bitch.
This is him doing it in front of my child.
This is the same voice, the same rage my body learned to fear before I could even form memories.
(Video in comments - viewer discretion advised)

He lives with bipolar disorder. He is unmedicated. He uses alcohol and substances because he has no other tools. I know he is in pain. I know he loves me.

And still, love does not mean access.

There is a grief that comes with loving someone you cannot let close. Wanting them in your life and knowing that allowing that would cost you your safety, your nervous system, your family. That grief doesn’t live in the mind. It lives in the body.

Yesterday, it surfaced without warning. Sweat pouring. Chest tight. Tears burning behind my eyes. Held inside a room that was safe enough for it to come up and move through.

So when I say I understand.
When I say I get childhood trauma, absent parents, no contact, loving someone you cannot keep, addiction and mental health struggles.

I f**king mean it. 💗😭✨

I’m sharing this because healing isn’t about being “over it.”
It’s about having places where the truth is allowed to surface safely.

Yesterday, that place was a spin studio.
Other days, it’s the healing room.

This is why safety matters.
This is why containers matter.
And this is why I do the work the way I do. 💗

01/15/2026

Look… earlier this week I said I was going to bring forward a super affordable offering.
But after sitting with my energy, the truth landed hard.
I can’t. Not right now.
Not with the level I’m working at.

The standard is the ‘Ultimate Akashic Experience’.
And anything less would be me shrinking. I’m done shrinking.

I read energy better than most people read text messages.
And I’m done pretending thats normal.

This isn’t a cute one hour card pull.
This isn’t “pick a pile.”
This isn’t love-and-light sugar coating or spiritual tourism.

This is three to four hours of full access to your soul field.
I open your records with intention.
I meet your inner child where she actually is.
I bring your higher self online in real time.
I clear the outdated, the distorted, the borrowed.
I decode lineage patterns that have shaped you more than you realize.
I get you unstuck in ways you can feel in your body.

And I do it slowly, deliberately, without shortcuts.

Your nervous system softens.
Your clarity sharpens.
Your truth gets louder.
Your direction becomes obvious.
Your power drops back into your body.

This is why the session takes the entire afternoon.
Your soul doesn’t open on command.
Your wounds don’t reveal themselves in a hurry.
Your breakthroughs don’t come from rushing.

This work takes presence.
This work takes skill.
This work takes stamina.
This work takes responsibility.

Most readers try to squeeze a soul session into a time slot.
I refuse to do that.
That’s why this offering exists.
That’s why it lands the way it does.

Nobody else in this city is giving you this level of devotion.
Nobody is blocking off half their day to dive that deep for you.
Nobody is holding the field the way I do.
Nobody is weaving the Akasha, inner child work, shamanic translation, ancestral lineage, nervous system regulation, and soul-level clarity all in one container.

That’s why it’s the motherf**king standard.
That’s why the price is the price.
That’s why the transformation sticks.

My availability is limited because the work is real.
I have openings next week for anyone who knows they need this level of depth and is ready to sit in it fully.

You know where to find me. ✨😌🐍⌛️🪞🗡️

01/10/2026

✨ 200 Rides: The Quiet Milestone ✨
(raw + real edition, obviously)

200 classes.
200 f**king YESSES to myself.
200 times I dragged my ass into that studio when my mind told me it was selfish… or inconvenient… or pointless… or when my inner saboteur whispered “just stay home.”

And 200 times I chose my gawd damn self anyway!

0 to 100 felt like fighting for my life.
Like proving with every single ride that I was worthy, capable, strong enough, ready.
It was pure fire.
Pure grit.
A sick, beautiful, necessary need to prove to myself and maybe the whole f**king world that I could shatter the versions of me that were built from shame, trauma, and survival.

My body released 70 pounds.
My nervous system thawed.
Old pain stopped running the show.

0 to 100 was the transformation.

But 100 to 200?

That’s been the reclamation.

A deep exhale into who I actually am when I am not in survival mode.
A return to my sovereign self - steady, rooted, intuitive, aware, confident, unf**kwithable.
(that part, that part, that part, ayeeee)

These 200 rides weren’t about fitness.
They were about remembering who the f**k I am without the weight of who I thought I had to be.

0 to 100: I was becoming.
100 to 200: I arrived.

And now?
Now I’m riding and living from a place of power, not punishment.
Desire, not desperation.
Identity, not insecurity.

I don’t need to scream about it.
I don’t need balloons or a big show.

This milestone hit differently because I’m different.

Here’s to the next hundred.
Not as a woman fighting for her life…

…but as a woman living it.

🪽✨🌀🐍🐆🪽

And if you’re in your own season of becoming…
If you’re clawing through the shadows and cracking open what hurts…
If you’re fighting for breath while trying to remember who you are…

I’ve walked that path.
I’ve held myself through it.

And I can hold you through yours too.

If you’re ready to step into your next chapter
✨ clarity, healing, reclamation and all ✨
my work was made for that s**tttt.

You already know where to find me.
🪽✨🌀

01/01/2026

✨ Keeping it real w/ Keelyn ✨

It’s Thursday, January 1st, and I’m standing in my kitchen, coffee in hand, still half in the dark and my phone will not shut the f**k up.

“Happy New Year!”
“New year, new us.”
“Woo, let’s get it!”
“Hope 2026 is everything you want and more!”

And truly, I adore that people are thinking of me. I feel the care. I feel the intention. I feel the love.

But I won’t say it back…
Not because I don’t love you.
But because THIS is not the f**king new year.

The Gregorian calendar wasn’t created to honor the body or the flow of the earth. It was created to organize, control, keep us moving forward whether we are ready or not and to remind us that taxes are due.

It was designed to pull us out of rhythm and into distortion.

Think about it for a second, there is nothing happening right now that signifies renewal…

The trees are bare.
The animals are resting.
The soil is still.
The days are dark.

The earth is not declaring anything.
She is resting.
She is listening.

Before calendars ruled us, time wasn’t enforced. It was felt. We lived by seasons, solstices, lunar cycles, and the quiet intelligence of the body.

This time has always been for rest and replenishment. For letting old identities soften. For sitting with yourself without trying to fix or reinvent anything.

If you feel tired instead of inspired, reflective instead of motivated, slow instead of ready, you are not behind. You are in season. You are exactly where you’re rhythmically supported to be!

So no, I will not wish you a happy new year…
What I will do is sit with you here. In the dark. In the not yet. And remind you that seeds are planted underground, not in the spotlight.

Spring will come. It always does.

Until then, rest. Reflect. Sit with yourself.

And if something in you knows this season is about listening instead of striving and you want a safe place to land while you recalibrate, come find me.
✨❄️💗🌀 I’m sitting in the stillness too.

12/30/2025

😭✨💗🎄💋😚 THANK YOU!!!!

12/22/2025

Running a small business with integrity means holding yourself to a high standard. It means caring deeply about your clients, your time, and the energy you bring into your work.

So when a tech failure happens and it creates a no-show, especially during an already heavy and financially tender holiday season, it hurts. Not because of ego, but because there is real heart, real effort, and real livelihood behind this work.

I’m sharing this not for sympathy, but for honesty. This season asks for grace. For ourselves and for one another. Things don’t always unravel because we did something wrong.

As we sit in the stillness of the solstice and the womb of winter, I’m choosing to meet this moment with presence instead of resistance.

Now that my day has opened up, I have a little space for a mini card reading or numerology birth chart.

These are beautiful, grounding touchpoints right now. A moment to pause, reflect, receive guidance, and listen to what wants to emerge as the light begins its slow return.

✨ $50 • today only ✨
If you feel called, you know what to do! Drop a comment or send a dm to claim.

12/20/2025

We don’t need more stuff.
We need presence.

We’ve been trained to gift things because it’s easy.
Click. Buy. Wrap. Done.
But easy doesn’t change lives.

Your mom doesn’t need another Bath & Body Works candle…
She needs to sit with her inner child.
She needs her nervous system to finally exhale.
She needs to feel safe inside herself again.

Your daughter doesn’t need more makeup or chemical-soaked products from Sephora.
She needs to remember who she is beneath the noise.
She needs to strengthen her connection to truth.
To God.
To the authentic woman she’s here to become.

Your husband doesn’t need a new gun or another Carhartt hoodie.
He needs a written transmission from his soul.
Words that see him as the king he is.
Words that soften his heart so he can hold you better.

Your dad doesn’t need socks.
He needs a message from his dog.
Because that’s his best f**king friend.
And he needs to feel Spirit close again.

Or maybe this is a gift just for YOU. 💗✨🪽

This season, gift something that actually lands.
An experience.
A remembrance.
A moment that shifts everything.

✨Gift cards are available for any dollar amount
or for any current offering.
From written readings to Zoom calls for loved ones outside of Grand Prairie.
From in-person sessions and Haus Calls
to pet letters and fully custom ceremonies.✨

🎄I will personally deliver gift cards within city limits.

12/16/2025

✨ Not Your Love-and-Light Fluff Dealer ✨

So, let me just drop a little cosmic truth bomb on the table. Last night, I walked into a yoga class that everyone assumed would be right up my alley. My spin friends were like, “Oh, you’re going to love this.” It was that “lotus flower, love and light, inhale-exhale, I-am-grateful” kind of vibe.

And guess what? I didn’t love it, in fact I realized something so damn clear about myself.

I am not the practitioner who’s going to sprinkle that fluffy, bypass-y fairy dust on your healing. I’m not here to tell you what you want to hear. I’m the shaman who’s going to hold up the mirror to your bulls**t, with all the love and fire in my soul, and help you dive into the depths where real transformation happens.

I needed to sit in that class and feel every ounce of how much it didn’t resonate.
Why?

Because it reminded me exactly who I am and what I’m not. I don’t do surface-level spirituality. I don’t do “just inhale the light” and call it a day. I go into the subconscious trenches with you and find out why that “love and light” mantra doesn’t land… because you and I both know you’re here for something deeper.

I’m not the reader who’s going to hand you a cute affirmation as homework. I’m the one who’s going to hold you in a space of real, raw transformation because I do that work with myself every single day.

I’m not your average spiritual practitioner. No. I’m the exception. I’m the one who’s built a sacred space that’s 100% devoted to this work, not a side hustle, not a hobby, but a full-on art form. When you come to me, you’re not sitting in a cluttered living room or a back room of a crystal shop. You’re stepping into a space crafted for deep, grounded, life-changing work.

If you’ve ever been let down by the woo-woo, love-and-light surface level, know that I am the breath of fresh air you’ve been looking for. I’m the one who’s going to get real with you, get gritty with you, and go deep into those places that no one else will.

So if you’re tired of the same old spiritual routine and you’re ready for something that actually goes to the depths, I’m your girl. I say it loud and proud: I am the exception and the standard. I’m here to give you an exceptional experience that’s rooted in truth and real transformation.

✨Booking into the “New Year” (we all know the REAL new year comes in the spring).
✨Gift Cards are available!
✨Let’s get to work 🤝

12/10/2025

✨If You Have a Pet… You Need to Read This.✨

If you have a pet, this is for you.
Your animal has been trying to talk to you since your very first moment together… and most people completely miss the message.

But imagine this for a second:

You’re curled up beside your furry best friend… the one who watches you cry, greets you like you hung the moon, and loves you harder than most humans ever could…

And in your hands is a channelled message straight from THEIR soul.
Not a generic reading.
Not a guess.
A word-for-word translation of what your animal has been wanting you to know.

This is what my Akashic Animal Readings actually are.

They’re not cute.
They’re not fluffy.
They are deep, emotional, honest conversations with the soul of your pet, whether they’re living, departed, or missing.

Here’s what really happens inside one:

🐾 Your pet tells you what they need from you emotionally, mentally and physically
(the thing you’ve been sensing but couldn’t articulate)

🐾 They explain their behaviour
(the anxiety, the barking, the clinginess, the sudden changes, the food aggression, the itching… all of it finally makes sense)

🐾 They show me their personality
(their humour, their sass, their softness, their devotion… it is wild how clear they are)

🐾 They share their soul lessons
(yes, your animal is helping you evolve… it is not just the other way around)

🐾 They offer closure if they’ve passed
(a softness enters your heart when you read their words… it is unlike anything else)

One of my clients said this yesterday:

“I LOVE the animal readings because they allow my animals to talk to me. They tell me what they need, why they need it, and how to support them. Highly recommend!!”

Here’s the truth:

Your animal isn’t just a pet.
They’re a soulmate.
A guardian.
A witness to your entire life.

And they have so much they’ve been waiting to say and share with you.

If you’ve been wondering what your pet is thinking…
If you’re struggling with their behaviour…
If you’re grieving a loss…
If you feel guilty, confused, or worried…
If you just want to feel closer to them…

This reading will change the way you see your animal forever.
I promise you that.

✨ Pet readings are OPEN for booking and they are one of the most powerful offerings I have. Each reading can accommodate 1 to 4 pets.

If you’re even slightly feeling the pull, trust it.

Send me your pet’s name + a photo and I’ll take it from there. Let’s give your companion the voice they deserve. 🐾✨🪞💗

12/01/2025

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