12/04/2019
Tim Kraft said he can't make it, so here is his poem early.
Dear Tim,
There are no words to account for the calibre of comic quality you provide
Self-harm, self shame, self deprecation aside.
You’re a staple to our community
Providing opportunity
Also, my husband thinks you’re pretty tall,
But he’s 5’2 so that’s not saying much at all. (He’s yelling “I’m 5’4”, but he’s wrong)
Did you not come because of Black Piet?
I understand your previous defeat.
You have told the story of Jerome
Took your basketball fame, and made you feel like a gnome.
But life is about discovery
For example, I learned from you what Dank Koush might mean.
Although I still think it sounds like BV.
Tim, you’re a nice guy, but I’ll stay clear of saying it
Cus your content relies on me not betraying it.
I hope you keep working for this town
And don’t get lured by Toronto’s crown.
Best wishes for the New Year,
Sinterklaas
