04/07/2026
It's been a minute
Spring cleaning? How about spring banishing. Seriously, get on it. The season is shifting and if you want to change too, you need to remove the negativity around you. Be honest with yourself and ask "Where is this 💩 vibe coming from?" Find the source. You have the detective skills to do it. We all know you've gone full stalker mode on behalf of a friend (let's be honest it was for you) to find out all the details on their crush. Why don't you put those psychotic skills to good use and sus out the losers in your life that are weighing you down, gossiping behind your back and thieving your joy. Cook with some onions.. or something. Or just throw 🧅 at the d*ckhead in your aura to banish a b*tch...
K bai.
Just kidding don't throw 🧅 at people. Throw a curse instead!