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Cosmic Detective Agency, Hamilton, ON (2025)

07/16/2025

Psychic attack or psychic attachments? Never fear! Either way, there's something you can do about it.

Need support? Let me know ♡

06/13/2025

Ever feel like there’s more going on than meets the eye? (There is.) ✨️☯️

Welcome to Intuitive Divination: where we gently peel back the curtain between worlds and see what’s been whispering behind the scenes.

Using tarot, oracle decks, and the occasional cosmic f**kery channeled from Spirit, these sessions are part guidance, part mirror, part magical mystery tour.

Here’s what usually shows up (besides you):
☆ A reading that somehow knows your business before you speak it
☆ Insight into your current quest, energy patterns, and next right move
☆ Glimpses of future paths, timelines, and what’s ripening in your field
☆ Messages from guides, ancestors, higher self, or the occasional unexpected entity
☆ Directional clarity when you’re in a fog or flying high with no map

Sometimes you’ll laugh. Sometimes you’ll cry.
Sometimes the cards drop a truth bomb so specific it’s rude. But it’s always in service of your alignment, not your fear. 🤘🏻

We’re not here to override your inner knowing. We’re here to amplify it. Divination isn’t about dependency, it’s about reflection, affirmation, and calibration.

🔮 Wizard's Note:
You still have free will. Even when the cards holler “FATED.” Use discernment like a lantern in the dark.

Magic is real, but so is your sovereignty.
Be curious, not consumed. Be playful, not passive.
And remember: Spirit absolutely has a sense of humor. 🫶🏻

Come with a question, or just bring your weird little soul. The cards are already shuffling.

What answers are you seeking?

06/10/2025

Hey, you. Yeah, you... Lost in the fog or riding the high? Either way, welcome.

Let’s get you in cahoots with the cosmos. I’ll help you decipher your personal user manual. Customized, clarifying, and possibly turned into a full-blown personal mystical storybook if you’re into that kind of thing. (No joke. I write those.)

🧬 Human Design is the gateway drug to self-actualization 🪐 Astrology is the side quest that makes the main storyline way more interesting.

Together, they decode your energetic blueprint, reveal your natural rhythms, and help you stop pouring your precious life force into leaky buckets (ahem… relationships, projects, beliefs that don’t serve you).

In a session, we’ll explore:
☆ Your Energy Type, Strategy & Authority: how you’re designed to move, choose, and vibe
☆ Personality profiles & relationship mechanics: why you love weirdos and repel micromanagers
☆ Defined vs. Undefined Centers: your energetic strengths, lessons, and "uh-oh" zones
☆ Astrological influences: cosmic context for the chaos
☆ And yes… a SWOT analysis for your soul (I keep it spicy but insightful)

This is for the seekers, the skeptics, the soul-weary, and the newly initiated. It’s for anyone ready to stop living on default settings and start playing the damn game with strategy, soul, and a bit of sparkle.

Wizard's PSA:
You’re not here to fix yourself. You’re here to remember yourself.
These tools won’t save you, but they sure as hell can guide you. Spiritual psychosis is something that can happen to anyone. So, personal accountability is key. Be kind, be weird, and don’t weaponize your chart. Use it to come home.

✨ Ready to meet the next level of you?
Let’s light the lantern and open the map. Your quest awaits.

06/06/2025

✨You didn’t summon me… but here I am.✨

The Wizard always shows up right on time. Usually, when the map gets weird, the signs stop making sense, and your soul starts asking bigger questions.

Welcome to Spiritual + Creative Consulting, a co-creation space for curious humans, shape-shifting creatives, and those mid-quest on the wild path of becoming.

I don’t carry answers. I carry keys.

Here’s what we’ll explore together:
☆ Patterns (the hidden kind, woven into choices, language, and legacy)
☆ The Map of Consciousness & mindset as energetic terrain
☆ The Hero’s Journey (you're already on it, by the way), paird with Hermetic Principles
☆ Alchemy of spiritual tools + psychological insight (no dogma, just resonance)
☆ Practical magic + quantum experimentation
☆ Candle and water rituals, law of assumption + deep intention
☆ Holistic whispers, nervous system care, and natural integration
☆ Relationship dynamics through the lens of soul contracts, shadow, and choice

All filtered through the lens of a benevolent Neurodivergent Animist Anarchist with a penchant for sacred chaos...

This is a place for remembering. For re-storying. For re-entering the game with more awareness, more tools, and a better grip on your own magic.

You're not here to be fixed.
You're here to be met right where you are.
And maybe nudged toward the next door, if you're ready.

Are you ready to level up?

05/06/2025

Need a Wizard?

Feeling hexed, lost in the stars, or like your creative mojo took a wrong turn at Mercury Retrograde?

The Cosmic Detective Agency is now accepting brave souls for mystical upgrades 🔮 Tarot truths, Astro level-ups, Human Design revelations, enchanted creative consults, and more!

Slide into our scrolls (aka email or DMs) — and remember: When in doubt, call the Wizard.
(We ain’t afraid of no shadow work.)
detective.agency
cosmicdetectiveagency@gmail.com

03/17/2025

MOOD = Current Collective Energy + Pick-a-card:

❤️🖤💙I Am Kali (From Death Comes Rebirth) + Justice + 5 of Pentacles Rx

♾️ Kali doesn’t come in whispering sweet nothings, she kicks the damn door down, sword in hand, ready to cut through your illusions like a hot knife through butter.

She’s here to say: “Enough is enough. You’ve been carrying dead weight, and I’m about to torch it.”

Whether it's self-doubt, limiting beliefs, toxic attachments, or that existential dread you’ve been marinating in, it’s time to purge.

⚖️ Justice steps in with her scales, looking at you like:
"So…you ready to own up to your choices?"

No more playing victim, no more waiting for a sign. If you’ve been out of alignment, whether in relationships, work, self-worth... expect some karmic course-correcting. The truth is knocking, and Kali ain't letting you ghost this call.

💰 5 of Pentacles reversed is the phoenix moment.
You've been through the wringer, maybe feeling broke (financially, emotionally, spiritually), but the storm is breaking.

Kali isn’t here to leave you in the ashes. She’s here to show you how to rise. This is your "pull yourself out of the gutter" energy. No more scarcity mindset, no more feeling like an outsider.

The doors you thought were closed? They were just waiting for you to stop banging and build your own.

🔎 Now, if you want to go deeper (and let's be real, you do), you’ve got three doors in front of you.

Each pile holds a personal message from the firestorm that is Kali.

💀 Pick 1: The left door - mystical, alluring, and hiding a secret.
🔥 Pick 2: The center door - the one that looks a little sketchy but calls your name.
⚔️ Pick 3: The right door - bold, direct, and unapologetic.

Which one’s pulling at you? Choose a door and enter through my stories to find your answers.

And if you want to really crack this open going into your own situation, you know where to find me.

Kali’s sword is sharp, but so is your intuition. Choose wisely.

11/10/2024

Want to look back one day and say, “That’s where it all changed”?

Maybe it’s time to add a little magic to your life—call in your own personal Wizard. Cosmic Detective Agency is your secret weapon for self-discovery, self-mastery, and soulful alignment. Think of it as a backstage pass to the most empowered version of you.

Whether it’s a 1:1 session or a workshop, we’re here to fuel your journey with creativity, clarity, and cosmic insight. This might just be the nudge you didn’t know you were waiting for.

🌌 1:1 Session Pricing:
$60 for 30 mins by phone
$80 for one hour by phone
$90 for one hour by video
$100 for one hour in my space or yours, or a public setting

📧 cosmicdetectiveagency@gmail.com | DM for event & workshop details

11/09/2024

Ever get the feeling there’s more out there for you? A hint, a spark, something you can almost taste. You may need a wizard.

Cosmic Detective Agency is here to bring that imagination wizardry right into your hands. These 1:1 sessions are crafted to be your ticket to self-discovery—tarot, human design, and more, with a side of cosmic clarity. This isn’t just a session; it’s a portal to your highest self. Don’t miss the magic that is YOU!

🌌 1:1 Sessions: $60 for 30 mins by phone
$80 for one hour by phone
$90 for one hour by video (in our space)
$100 for one hour in your space or a public setting

📧 cosmicdetectiveagency@gmail.com | DM for event/group session info

11/09/2024

Ever wonder what life would be like with a cosmic cheat sheet? At the Cosmic Detective Agency, we bring the mystery, magic, and insights to help you decode your universe. Think of us as the wizards you didn’t know you needed. Through 1:1 tarot, human design, spiritual, and creative consulting, we’ll dive deep, unlocking clarity and inspiration you didn’t even know you needed. Ready to uncover what the cosmos has to say?

🌌 1:1 Session Pricing:
$60 for 30 mins by phone
$80 for one hour by phone
$90 for one hour by video or in our space
$100 for one hour in your space or a public setting

📧 cosmicdetectiveagency@gmail.com | DM for group events & workshops

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