
09/01/2025
✏️🍎 Back to School = Back to YOU! 💆♀️
The kids are officially back in class, which means:
• No more hearing “I’m boooored” every 12 seconds.
• No more stepping on LEGO landmines barefoot.
• No more last-minute “I need a glue stick for tomorrow” at 9:47 pm.
Now it’s your turn to breathe, relax, and actually hear yourself think again. 😌
📚 This week I’ve got a few massage openings to help you recover from:
✔️ The chaos of summer
✔️ The emotional trauma of packing lunches again
✔️ The sudden silence that’s somehow… louder than the noise
✨ With over 12 years of experience as a Registered Massage Therapist, I’ll help melt away stress, release those tight shoulders, and get you feeling like yourself again.
💳 Direct billing available with most insurance companies.
📅 Book now: JordanBestRMT.setmore.com
📞 Call/Text: (506) 380-0978
Or DM this FB page
PS: Teachers, I see you. You’re about to survive a 9 months with 25 mini-humans… You deserve hazard pay and a massage. 💆♀️